Well the bog burned down,
a group of people from an advanced society decided to invite the tribe to join a technologically advanced society,
they left- there was no evidence.
oh yeah,
somebody decided to make a snuff film
they tortured some babies to dispose of the bodies
they then dismantled everything in the local area
the furbies survived, posted the video on the internet, it became popular- the murderers were then given a good life and the tortured babies were given the worst situation imaginable: a transvestite's reconstructed apartment from the 1990's.
life sucks, i have no family, no friends, and as a survivor i am considered the enemy by the entire global populace.
The End.
at least one of the cats was brave enough to pee on the fire- thus john of the chesapeake and his son are only sort of able to live without fear; and the perpertrators are treated as heroes: because it was filmed by furbies.
life sucks; so fuck the world, and get high- because we don't have long to say goodbye:
FIN
a group of people from an advanced society decided to invite the tribe to join a technologically advanced society,
they left- there was no evidence.
oh yeah,
somebody decided to make a snuff film
they tortured some babies to dispose of the bodies
they then dismantled everything in the local area
the furbies survived, posted the video on the internet, it became popular- the murderers were then given a good life and the tortured babies were given the worst situation imaginable: a transvestite's reconstructed apartment from the 1990's.
life sucks, i have no family, no friends, and as a survivor i am considered the enemy by the entire global populace.
The End.
at least one of the cats was brave enough to pee on the fire- thus john of the chesapeake and his son are only sort of able to live without fear; and the perpertrators are treated as heroes: because it was filmed by furbies.
life sucks; so fuck the world, and get high- because we don't have long to say goodbye:
FIN
and what happened to the roanoke?
ReplyDeletethey bred with white people
and the algonquin.iroquis?
they introduced democracy
and the plains?
they were scalped by white people
and the west coast indians?
they put to sea because they were tired of trees falling on them
and the southern mayan.aztec.incans?
they bred with the spanish
and the eskimos?
lost while ice fishing
and the seminoles?
they joined the plains tribes
and javan midgettes?
they were eaten by gorillas
and the primitives in australia?
still tripping in the desert
and the african primitives?
being wiped out by sickle cell
and the arabians?
being possessed by bugs
and the jews?
being segregated and put into death camps by persians
and the norse.celts.picts?
eaten by cannibals
and the carribean tribes?
kept getting pot from the hemlock society
and the mediterraneans?
argued about god until they were smited
and the chinese.japanese.koreans?
neutered by the mongols
and the mongols?
lost to the persians
and the persians?
became homosexual and died out
and fat people?
heart attacks
and everyone else?
forgot they existed.
thus the reason that man is considered mythical
and the tribes in the south pacific?
ReplyDeleteate the islands, pissed on the volcanoe, and were eaten by A'tuin and the Kraken
p.s. this entire thing is to be read in a tone-deaf nuetral chant, with the absurd parts shouted at a loud volume.
ReplyDeletejust so you know, there is no perfect culture? so we began a foreign exchange program designed to wake up society with as little upheaval as possible.
ReplyDeleteand the only culture on the globe that respects "rights of the mother" is arabian.
strange that arabia and persia seem to be getting confused
then you die,
ReplyDeleteso purple?
oooh oooh better yet rainbow...
wow...
we were worried about your posts on blogger...
stone dragon armor. stone dragon armor. stone dragon armor. aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...............
shut up and let me write my book.
so exactly why is life so confusing?
oh we are in a concentration camp...
i think it has to do with the texas chainsaw massacre
drug addicted popularism
and the twilight zone
oh and some blonde kid with a vengeance complex
and some dipshits who failed out...
hooray more torture just like being at summer camp, or secondary school, or my moms house...
shit....
they are complete failures when it comes to inflicting mental emotional and physical pain.
what the hell was the mission?
ReplyDeleteand why the hell do yall keep abducting me?
...
International Total Quality Management...
they have yet to suggest anything that is both cost effective and efficient but hey at least i now understand the conjugal shortcut that was on the board in choi's...
the real reason that i say that this place bites the big one is i have seen my (our, problem with inclusion is who was in the immediate scenario) daughter like twice in my life....
ReplyDeletei tried to run, that didn't work...
ReplyDeletei tried to call the ile's.security that didn't work...
i tried to barter, threaten, and distract- those definitely did not work...
the only thing i can say is sorry i missed y'all's lives.
then again the distraction is worth another attempt- i am pretty sure that as a tattooed double hermaphrodite that answers to "hey space bint" can get me back home in a jiff.
ReplyDeleteone that i know exists:
ReplyDeletebecause i am very attune with my own body
one that i theorize exists:
because otherwise i would still be chained (for the second time) to a bunk
one that i have been made aware of:
because otherwise i wouldn't have phone calls to somebody elses pay-by-use phone account for me
i have been involved with law enforcement since they unchained me from the first bunk (note that may hvae been to modify my body to dispose of corpses and change my thumbs so that feeling my communication patterns would be off from what the trainer expected: do not trust the former team they always become corrupt with their petty wants, like me and how many and whom i would sell for a circular box {no not a square one with circles, just a circular box with some nice tapestries and technology that works)}
special olympics? or national techie day?
either way we seem to have been exposed to some sort of hallucinogenic substance so i can only assume that a death move was used at some point.
everybody is royalty cause at certain points they were the only ones to have survived.
ReplyDeleteblankie?
next time you are going to put an ad in the paper for make-believe, and specify something like humans only or dragons only or something else- where it is supposed to be a mythical creature then at least specify the words make-believe||pretend||role-playing....
ReplyDeletecause i actually do happen to be human, and i am quite offended- as i am sure that Hu(gh) Mann is as well...
so unless y'all are going to give me a gold medal for pretending:
ReplyDeletepretending i am not a mass-murdering, raping, lunatic, and that i am super-genius-brilliant type person...
...
that did not come out right... nor is it a valid legal confession... so uhmmm... i am going to have to go with where in the world is carmen san diego? alex trebec.
pj is a very arrogant person,
ReplyDeletethe fat chick wasn't liked by anyone,
the skinny chicks spent too much time screwing around to know much about life,
and the not so skinny chick wasn't able to quickly meet a guy-friend
so gee growing up sucked for you...
but hey at least you didnt have armies of people threatening your life, one group just because and the other because of a snuff film and a third because of your genetic heritage.
ode to these twisted dreams of men
ReplyDeletealmost done
ReplyDeletekasavell.blogspot.com
kasavellum.blogspot.com
i got something stuck in my throat, as much as i wish it was a she-male's dick- it is probably a toy car.
ReplyDeleteit does have something to do with being too cultured, without an elitist tendency.
ReplyDeletethen again it might be because only robots can only understand my writings...
ReplyDeletedamn DOA i remember when it stood for Dead or Alive then some loser asian had to go and make a snuff film.
ReplyDeleteDragons of Atlantis is only for those people who have mega-bucks or are willing to sacrifice their entire lives just to find a set of armor for an elemental dragon they don't really need....
shit tekken had more of a story than these...
most of the world, including me are law-abiding citizens...
ReplyDeletemaybe this should be subtitled:
ReplyDeletewhy women are high-maintenance control freaks who have no respect for their mate's wishes...
or maybe not...
the part of my skull that they couldn't figure out where it was supposed to go...
ReplyDeletei am still missing pieces...
i seem to have been put together wrong...
but i am quite sure that my non-human surgeon was quite a good fellow,
ReplyDeleteand i am glad he||she knows that i do have a sense of humor.
C++ should not have been included in this blog.
ReplyDeleteso i say to satan: "is there any way you are going to let me out of this?"
ReplyDeleteand satan says : "not unless you do something to impress me"
I : "you mean like going to israel and consecrating an altar to chaotic neutrality in the name of gozer and nerul, using this book and some of my knick-knacks?"
satan: "i was hoping for something more impressive, but that might work"
you kidding i have been masturbating to this site for years.
what i am telling you is that you have already affected the time parallax
resource(everybody loves a dildo){youtube.com}
ReplyDelete"i know what's going on, the bog is like your mind... "
ReplyDelete'dear tao, i would like it to be known, although i may not recieve any merits from the community or even my religious service award, never have i ever wished i could strangle english professors more...'
"Hold on, you mean to say that this manual of absurdity is supposed to be read literally?"
it looks like a blind man tripping hallucinogens put me back together,
ReplyDeleteand considering what it could be i am mighty proud of the work.
p.s. thank you
ReplyDelete"he's my hermione granger"
ReplyDeleteomg how many of these little kids are going to fall in love with me,
this is so not cool.
i would much rather have gone to school,
ReplyDeletei would much rather have died than found out,
i would rather be paid off then deal with the crimes of fools-
february 16, 2012 death date.
is your eagle scout project done?
ReplyDeletestill screwing daddy.uncle_sammy?
a project designed to turn the town into liquid meat soap,
simply because we preffered equality, and liberty, and doing the right thing- over pitiful concepts of family and friendship.
my belly reattached, my womb gone
what to do, where to run, who to tell, why give up, how to find a nice place?