Monday, February 13, 2012

If anybody asks

Ok, So I know this is a bit far-fetched:

I would like to live in a world where people are allowed to make their choices and live in safety.
I would like to live in a world where people can create and preserve objects of beauty without them being destroyed.
I would like to live in a world without money, without crime, without prejudice.




...Multiple copyright offenses take place during the reading of this....


If anybody asks, it was pirates.

27 comments:

  1. so there i was kicking in the womb, and i reached up...
    afterwards they aborted me.

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  2. how absurd is it?
    absurd enough that the spurious logic control chip might turn me into one in order to do this in live action...

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  3. the reasons behind my suicide:
    can only access violent or social entertainment
    cannot find a decent circular box
    cannot find a decent surgeon to fix my body
    hate what has been done to the women
    hate what has been done to my "friends"
    CANNOT COME TO GRIPS WITH EATING
    CANNOT GIVE BIRTH TO LIFE
    TIRED OF HAVING NIGHTMARES

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  4. secondary reason:
    Tired of Being Socially Shat upon.


    shit is not good, it is the vicious remnants of murder.

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  5. the reasons behind my suicide:
    can only access violent or social entertainment
    cannot find a decent circular box
    cannot find a decent surgeon to fix my body
    hate what has been done to the women
    hate what has been done to my "friends"
    CANNOT COME TO GRIPS WITH EATING
    CANNOT GIVE BIRTH TO LIFE
    TIRED OF HAVING NIGHTMARES
    will never be allowed to access a nice party, one that has waltzes and classical music and elegant clothing

    once again they deleted a comment

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  6. so there we were, in dress uniform and we started to tango to a waltz

    if only that were a true story

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  7. Reason 1985 was that they refused to let me access or even introduce myself to a girl- and not because she was dating someone, but because some dude called dibbs and did everything atrocious to get with them- and then left her to be raped for his entertainment.

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  8. Troop 824
    Hair
    Marine Training Base NC

    Did we actually kill someone? because there is no reason that we should have been banned from NASA.

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  9. did you know that it was impossible to do that?

    did you know that this is a recurring memory pattern?

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  10. whoops we made too much,
    guess we'll have to share...

    sbackeorfarezx

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  11. i would like to point out that batousai the manslayer got so frustrated with acheiving a 30 degree angle that he began to hand sharpen

    i am allowed and qualified to push buttons on a United States of AMERICA naval operations base...

    i wonder often if i am reseting a nuclear weapon.

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  12. junichiro's sword was dull because he didnt move the stone


    as in it is a slide

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  13. it was our admission that we didn't know wher he was from.

    i don't fucking know, but peeing my pants and myself felt mighty good.

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  14. because my sister (!cyster) was a hot bitch.

    and because i am a brunnette.


    buit the reasons for my suicide have to deal with eating and a concept that will not be mentioned simply because of what was "grokked".

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  15. at least the Order of the Arrow was honest.
    Never did they ever screw me over, not even with a pretend death wish.

    But unfortunately many crews ended up with a circle jerk. maybe we can prevent that with a normal arena instead of a pretend one instead of a random jump; e-ville.

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  16. what wasn
    t thought of,
    i push buttons
    it is not fun
    nor does it equate fundage.
    screw casa blanca cafe in the bad way.

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  17. sincerely.goodbye()

    a half-starved underweight kid in need of medical.

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  18. yeah my spine is still falling out my crotch.

    crap i forgot

    oh yeah Alpha Kappa Lamda the frat that tried to kill me on my second night in college from an alcohol overdose.

    the first night the VCR ate my copy of the princess bride.

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  19. several years later
    Cat was robbed outside of the apt. that i was nearly killed at

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  20. rocky the man-eating cow,

    strange that fits there...

    damn gerbils...

    stupid liquid soap...


    and finally,
    this is so not a good idea- but it might "work out"
    what you need
    4 sets of handcuffs
    and a bodybuilder that has a womb
    three weeks later i was built and she was no longer so confused...

    if only that were a true story..

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  21. The sad part is that most of this is a true story.

    I have also used this [autobiography, philosophical discussion] as an example of a situational Mu

    Mu being defined as the tangential inter-relation of concepts
    The direct concept is what is being "pointed" at, the indirect concept is this writing, the connection is the graphical expression of the resulting matrices.

    Tangent is defined as a partial intersection: a circle and a line that only intersects on a point, theoretically the Mu is the connection between that line, the point on the circle, and a line that is independent of the previous line. I.e. when objects that have no connection whatsoever are still related and the mathematical expression that is the essence of that concept.

    begins with a null matrix

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  22. Patient Recommendation:
    A commune of hermaphrodites, and years of physical and mental therapy.

    Completion of a study in inefficieny, completion of a study of tangential reasoning, completion of a study of the body, completion of a study of forces and Mu-

    their are passive and active fields of energy: the passive ones are unknown to the author

    At least I survived.

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  23. Burned this website too

    Now for an indulgence in Gmail

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