Saturday, June 25, 2011

The police weren't fucking kidding

Uhh there was this one, a cat like dog ate the baby
another fell victim to saber toothed sand crickets
a third was sent through high velocity
another was exposed to drugs
we exposed these to weapons of mass destruction
i just buried that dude

Questionare French vs l33t


the insects are allied with the bugs
they are helping the tribbles take over
only the tribbles survived the final bout-
and some cleverly concealed ninja's

no real you give birth to parasites and symbiotes for most of your life
granted you only live to 17 or so, but hey it's ok
most of us only live for a day, but that's when we realized rebirth
argghh,
structuring virtual reality based
 on what other species/races/(extra terrestrials) know

reading letters and not making sense
anything you do says "eat me!>"
no way, but that was how it turned out.
i hoped they would be kept in check, by lizards and birds
who are eaten by the cats and us

~yes we also eat cats-
no bugs but we will process their sugar water
and smash all insects
electricity, chemicals, fire, and blunt objects

you have never heard your own kind, this entire time
entant of coups, bent on booze, pent up shmooze
insult the cult o`sin
the bugs have infiltration
the insects are among us

so are these things called humans,
 they have this orifice that rationalizes death and injury
i thought it was the orifice,
 which falsely claimed it rationalized sense

you have finally successfully retyped a weblog
omg you have been communicating with the carbonite
making me able to explode water

arrangement resold retyped rebold
ribbald plagairism and misusing locations
as information depots, for other organizations
reported in to work as a cop/leo kablooey
                             while at a school
ahhh oh no omg don't walk that way!!
bugs ate her, and are now walking in her form
killing them or injuring them attracts more
yes they are slowly converting our villages
the symbiotes that were already here are helping
Were you eating your own particular genus vocabulary
no clue about high-context,
  tried to ignore it in case it wasn't our own species making sound

we created a protein strain that attacks everything except us
   it mutated
OH NO!!! THE CHILDREN SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

We did, that's why we created enzymes.
 for the adults we broke water down, and then lit it on fire

which aggravated the protein enzyme
(one simple unnatural protein structure
  all these species fall apart from the outside in)

A challenge of distraction, lets hope it is done through contractions
I am already afraid, very very afraid
I finally bought a bunch of statues and made a video-
none of them are larger than a foot
i saw a bug once, you mean insect - that was like three feet tall
the asian guy ate him
i killed him by feeding him to the lizard
i left the lizard alone and ate the cat that ate the brown baby
after breaking it down to base and going over it with a microsopic feeler
(was merely solution for cellular growth) (yeah that caused a huge problem)

blew up water
focuse on sensing a perfectly clear object
don't ask me about second grade
frequency.sequence
what!? quence vs whence=~~(where when) {verbally tonally question implying time `acking key lime, present progressive tense inferred- emotionally conjugative of shying in fear/hatred (technically feminized words are missing- few neuter words (conjugated due to parasitic host symbiosis question)}) Do not remember complete question only {cause you asked me politely}
your reset to stonerdom
yeah it did seem scrambled....

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

ipodic telephonic download

What Am I Doing? I am slowly purchasing everything that my real parents sold over the years to take care of me, including what was sold out of my grandmother's collection- including the pool cue, including the guitar, including the motorbike (which has now become a moped and a jetski), including the fragments of the porcelain, including the Dungeons and Dragons books [or at least clever fakes of all of it], the houses and the furniture {p.s. the bugs are actually sewing me back together}
Why? well because, it seems to be the right thing to do in order to know them better
the first guitar was already bought and sold for the same reasons, the second guitar will be bought after i fix what is now a moped (the jetski was fun but i can't quite purchase it)
by the time I am thirty-five i will have accessed and "grokked" it all
I know you two wanted me to do something else but this is what seems right to me...
Anyways i love you guys. i miss you two too (but unfortunately shit happens)
So an ent walks into a planned parenthood clinic on halloween, and the dwarf there says to the witch "i think we need to leave": the pumpkin says "i agree": the cow says "moo"
I still think that you raped ray

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Help, I was abducted by the boy scouts

Help, I was abducted by the boy scouts around mid-summer near 1985 by the gregorian calendar.

I am stuck in the United States of America.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

how to meet a woman who is not a whore and not a man-eater?

1} do not be introduced by a friend or family member
2} do not meet at a bar
3} do not intend to meet
4} do not trust them ever, there is no such thing as a trustworthy person- everybody wants something that they would be willing to screw other people over for
5} do not willingly bring them back to your place (the reason my driver's license is never on me)
6} do not willingly have pre-marital sex with them
7} yeah i am just a target
8} do not "willingly" make fun of a single person
9} do not eat the living
10} do not do drugs or legal intoxicants
11} do not elope with them
12} be kind to everyone no matter how much they piss you off (although it is a good standard, do not treat people the way they treat you)
13} there really is no way to do so