those blondes, from the west, act as if they are possessed of the coyote- reynard the fox, huehuecoytl, Brier Rabbit, etc.
the buffalo are gone, the elk no longer stalk the land-
the trees fall in both the north and in the west-
as if there is no reason, as if there is a large creature- one which we are not aware of, one that i am probably am staring into the maw of-
the brother wolves tell us that the dirt is still deep enough to take root
since the day that i spread salt upon that slug my life has been shall we say painful.
but i will say that since that day of slug-dissolution i have not wanted for food.
tis the recurring sea, that makes me wonder
almost as if the troll mustarakish had not smited the kraken with the loki-stolen hammer of Thor, to save the people's of waterdeep.
It is a wonder, wether this sea-slug.(error: type_casting, misnomer for lack of a better word), is reaking its vengeance; waiting for the time to end my predation.
no matter how much you plant, no matter how much you help to harvest, you will not be rewarded with a meal by their kin.
Good Luck,
Evil Kanevil
the buffalo are gone, the elk no longer stalk the land-
the trees fall in both the north and in the west-
as if there is no reason, as if there is a large creature- one which we are not aware of, one that i am probably am staring into the maw of-
the brother wolves tell us that the dirt is still deep enough to take root
since the day that i spread salt upon that slug my life has been shall we say painful.
but i will say that since that day of slug-dissolution i have not wanted for food.
tis the recurring sea, that makes me wonder
almost as if the troll mustarakish had not smited the kraken with the loki-stolen hammer of Thor, to save the people's of waterdeep.
It is a wonder, wether this sea-slug.(error: type_casting, misnomer for lack of a better word), is reaking its vengeance; waiting for the time to end my predation.
no matter how much you plant, no matter how much you help to harvest, you will not be rewarded with a meal by their kin.
Good Luck,
Evil Kanevil
i submit that group attachment therapy is a psychosis and that the end results do not correct asocial or antisocial behavior but instead reinforce the miscognition that the system is out to get me.
ReplyDeletefuck your society, all you have proven here is that you will forever deny me the advancement of knowledge and personal well-being that i am seeking.
as noted from denying me the medical care necessary for me to fix my bent disheveled broken body.
what bothers me about this community is that we live within 100 miles (less than 30) of a port and we can't order an anchovie pizza.
ReplyDelete... do you think that you can't remember it because it might be our natural form?
ReplyDeletethat is plausible, and incredibly probable
Things that i have a problem that seem to be a natural function of my body:
ReplyDeleteeating
breathing
defecating
urinating
not being hermaphroditic
problems i have with the community:
ReplyDelete(did you realize i dont care about your allergies, that if i am going to order food it is going to be for me?)
i cannot seem to order a pizza with anchovies in a port community
there are no sidewalks
i cannot find an arena
i cannot find pot
most of the cigarrettes are fake
i cannot find multi-shape housing
i cannot get the medical care i need (injury to the c-spine, injury to the knees, injury to the thorax, injury to the elbows), exposed metacoccyx
i cannot find a doctor to perform a modification surgery (vagina installation without penis filet, silicone breasts)
everything requires money
i cannot find a job
i cannot access mythological or science fiction programming
i cannot access anything above second grade reading materials
i cannot access hentai, hermaphroditic or otherwise
i cannot access mythical porn
i cannot access advanced scientific or philosohical knowledge
i cannot find a nudey lighter or posters
i cannot craft my own clothing
i cannot find clothing that isn't some sort of lame standard
i cannot access new music
i cannot access classical that isn't baroque
i cannot access a real video game (one where i can make a choice or do more than hit the same button over and over)
i cannot find a way out of here
the automobiles suck
i cannot access a private apt. for myself
i cannot access more than a basic tasteless food supply
i cannot find people that are my actual family
i cannot find people that are willing to be friends
i cannot go anywhere without being harassed by people claiming to be an authority
i am required to carry identification papers
i am not allowed to access high-end technology, including but not limited to data devices and mechanical organs
i am not being given the opportunity to misrepresent myself
i am not being given the opportunity to engage in relations with anyone that is good-looking or the least bit muscular
i am not being given the opportunity to properly take care of my animals
i am not being given the opportunity to engage in communication outside of this awful community
i have been multiply prevented from accessing the resource institutions designed to help people in these circumstances
i have still yet to be informed about anything that has to do with the outside world
i am not being given the opportunity to actually access a therapist or psychiatrist that isn't obsessed with performing social or chemical experiments
i am not being allowed to express my creativity
i am not being allowed to eat smell or even look at flowers
i have been threatened into smoking
i am not being allowed to access a more perfect language or any of the knowledge that i am seeking to further my mental development
i incredibly dislike the two animals that i am being forced to live with: the fast-switch that is elaine and stephanie; however, the gray and black felines are totally awesome
ReplyDeletei have no freedom, no equality, and no patience for any form of governance that isn't qualified: i have an extreme dislike for autocracy, patriarchy, matriarchy, childocracy, idiocracy, and that one that was set up on the basis of populism
there's something my cat wanted me to add to this list, but i didn't seem to get it: "I can see it in your eyes"
psych report from e-ville, gb (somewhere on mt. pleasant)
i believe that i have been unwillingly subjugated to hypnosis
i was abducted to this community
why am i being treated like a prisoner? if you do not inform me of the crime that i am being tried for you are in violation of the law.
(yes i have the right to offer a slug a choice of dying by being stepped upon or dying from salt)
the law states that if you are going to imprison someone for a crime, then you yourself also have to be imprisoned
why am i being treated like a concentration camp victim or a hostage in the gulag.
suffice it to say that this amusement park is not very amusing
oh and the biggest problem that i have with the community is that their is a lack of sidewalks, making it difficult to go anywhere without an automobile
ReplyDeletechick with the pool cue that knows about munchkin- bicycle knee scar, gnome.gnorm, used to live in a trailer, crotch organ- angina, most likely caused by a busted prostrate and treatment to the crotch region with poison oak or poison ivy or hemlock.
ReplyDeletekinda looks like hulk hogan now
Crotch Angina
Chest Angina: cheney.jamie got a gun also from the trailer park- reminiscence with Garette Van Pelt
btw: the OA thing was for a circle jerk to segregate which ones came from a hurnia and which ones were an exposed metacoccyx.
enter twinkle-eyes, kind of like haplo... oh wait i am not hu the hand....
ReplyDeleteanyways-
twinkle-eyes a nice deep emerald green in one and a light grey in the other...
don't send her to the store with this list:
game
ham
eggs
milk
cheese
sugar
no for real twinkle-eyes, she gets arrested...
ReplyDeletegranted she may have gone shoplifting before that...
i personally think it was a race thing, since it was a black guy and a norseman....
gee that is an evil alliance and hard to beat...
purifying for a better albino... oh fuck - return to the dawn of african monarchy.shamanism
octopoid(squid).slug creatures...
ReplyDeletewhat we are all afraid of since hentai was born...
crap they are the only citizens in hampton roads...
game
ReplyDeleteham
eggs
milk
cheese
sugar
steroids bottle
opium mushrooms
ziggurat nougat
salad dressing
Yes i am willing to become a tattooed double hermaphrodite and do live-action hentai for a living, under the condition that i don't have to sleep with anyone of my own species that is male.
ReplyDeleteif you have a studio, and are willing to accede to my demands.requests, and wish me to perform gratuitious sex under the condition mentioned above and below,
ReplyDeleteplease e-mail, call, and write
as almost all of my contact information is on this blog-
must include tentacles, dogs licking me, and f on f-
preference for space, extra-terrestrials, advanced technology, and magic.fantasy.mythology.miracles
all parties must be of age 18
Yes i am willing to become a tattooed double hermaphrodite and do live-action hentai for a living, under the condition that i don't have to sleep with anyone of my own species that is male- and must be willing to pay off my debts.
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ReplyDeletep.s. i do NOT engage in sex with insectoid forms of life.
ReplyDeletewhat does derek know, he's an arabian with a black kids identification- and more than that he thinks he's persian;
ReplyDeletepersians are those giants that were talked about in the bible: gnosticism only for the retarded,
your supposed to retire before you get educated about religion;
and from the old people i can tell that
height,
but see arabians eat bugs, lizards, themselves, and the rare plant. (in that order)
persians normally look outside the tribe before eating themselves.
for the first time in my life, i didn't get what i ordered so i dined and dipped (after taking a bite out of it, to make sure that it went in the garbage).
ReplyDeletei can tell that^&^ *retiring hard is quite stupid'
ReplyDeleteno offense bucko but we only put the hospital for foreigners on the map,
the hospital for our people is nowhere, because the medic stays at home:
and all of our people are qualified in emergency medical care, so until transport for your doctor gets here- you staying with the other foreigners.
no i do not have a family, nor do i have a social structure to rely upon: thus i am up shit's creek with somebody else's paddle.
ReplyDeleteretard: cryptic for who do you hire? circumstance still solving.
ReplyDeleteseem to be doing quite well at the "absurd.spurious" math, strange that i have never been exposed to such formulae.
job: taking care of the kitty cats , specifically the "playground".home
ReplyDeletelike it or not, i did not bring devil hunter yohko to school;
ReplyDeletebut it is nice to know that y'all continuously rob my home.
i dont know anyone who hates their life as much as you-
strange that if it doesnt get fixed on february 16th i hang myself.
so what you are telling me is that i am going to be left to be abused by your family, all of whom merely believe that they are funny, instead of being allowed to join a free and fair society
ReplyDeleteno what i am telling you is that i am being kept hostage by psychotic moralists that edit my information, prevent me from accessing my accounts, and have structured a most torturous situation in order to please some girl in her quest after the perfect boyfriend (who actually did commit suicide based on spurious reasoning) while you are left in the hands of her family.
in other words we are f*!#@&%$
for some reason i have the feeling that this is all because of some idjit's timeshare and my refusal to accept the societal customs of a people who made their living off of treating others like dirt and stealing any project that a bright individual tried to take up.
ReplyDeletethus yes we are f*!#@&%$
so why does the earth keep getting destroyed?
ReplyDeletewell a species.race.type_classification_genome evolves to the point of creation subjugates the area around it, proceeds to subjugate as much of the planet as it can find, leaves no wilderness only cultivated gardens and zoos for procurring and then sits around what could have evolved from the wilderness- builds a self-sustaining system and then resets the wild.
without any of that life on the planet would have died out from predation long ago.
rationalizations for what happened to my abdomen
ReplyDeleterolley chair (baby)
cooking
car accident
sandstorm
work clothes are not bullet proof
oblivious to some creature
ex-"girlfriend"
chick on her period, with sharp nails- and a vengeance against medics
glass and hurricanes
psychotic evil genius
stupid genies
flesh-eating bacteria
chainsaws
way the deity created me
surviving aborted fetus
arena accident
self-damage
shipping malfunction
animal attack
cannon fire
rough sex
falling out of the ugly tree
*asherton wade smith in kutcherton, kent county, england with a croquet bat
alf
space-ship
evolved society believing i am dead and leaving my corpse in funny location with random modification
proof that humans are a tortured specimen
falling pieces from a flight stunt
falling meteors
stoner creation
part of a human proof
social elitist vengeance
special operations unit
somehow all of them have happened to you
regardless i was filleted and then sewn back together, and should stop rationalizing and get back to surviving
*Reavers from firefly got to me^
ReplyDeleteinterspatial physics
ReplyDeletelight exercise
armed services history
bullshit that has no meaning
reasons i am not making fun of you, or actually bitching you out
things that i have no business talking about
special herbs that aren't intoxicating (and should go well with a blend of chai, ginseng, cinnamon, nutmeg*?, and some other things)
why i would end up looking like a bitch on national tv due to a large body building hermaphrodite (properly introduce, get to know, make a move)
hey we made a move together and then tried to move and then tried to move drugs
and then i got thrown in prison, cause somebody lost a tamogachi, somebody gave away a ring, and someone stole my car - please tell me it wasnt the dog.
i now have the rights to tribble, torture, and falsely promise death to you- for one reason, you made a truly beautiful person cry.
the only time i have made anyone cry was in basic training, and a member of my squad.platoon lost their life that day- the person i made cry did not know.
everyone else who cried did.
like cheddars, like clever, like hermione granger, like snowball, like whiskers, like rookie, like harmony, like some k9's i will never know (although i am strangely proud of one for biting a tire and not slowing the vehicle- gas line was too simple there is a tangible piece that can be found through smell, so yes automobiles*cars are assembably "animals" like roaches or man.)
Zox,
ReplyDeletei would like you to meet a guy from va. beach
i really hope that it isn't dean.
and i would like to introduce you to donald williams
would the hampton roads area please stop targeting motorcyclists and moped-scooter riders.
at my moment of death or as soon as possible,
ReplyDeletei am to be given a dose (book) of every hallucinogen and viral concoction
a day later i am to be given a stimulant and steroid
a day later i am to be given a powerful antibiotic and preservative
a month later i am to be permanently wired for law enforcement to be used as a passive weapon for armed encounters
if at anytime i move on my own i am to be given a narcotic and a series of strong bases(basic solute)
this is the alien entity that y'all have variant feelings of rejection and acceptance about, a man with a strong concept of fairness that can see and argue any issue on any side- with one exception : the exception of what the law says not to do, not to commit rape or murder for any reason. assault and theft only as survival dictates.
it is possible to permanently admit without consent of those four.
ReplyDeleteplease do so executive order 409101-x237.584, line 6;
ReplyDeletei have been in this area for 15 years,
ReplyDeleteon the battlefield for 20 years,
within the confines of one armed services jurisdiction or another- and none of it prison time.
i have been torturing or training myself for 28 years.
although this isn't the way they tell you it works, or the way they think it works, or the way it really works: whoever has been in the area the longest is in command. due to the necessity of knowing the area, and the necessity of knowing the intangibility and completely tangible spectrum.
although this corpse is deserving of total annihilation it is not deserving of eating- as such i am afraid.
more than that i would like to go home.
i would also like to retire.
elaine left when arrogance was considered to be both impolite and my downfall- thus replacement: finding a comfortable posture in a normally safe place, (falsely believed that i posed as "rich" {has a paltry understanding of store-bought clothes, turned into work.job as not fun} a child soldier- i am glad that i set my ak down and that i handed over my super-soaker)
ReplyDeleteles left when i truly understood why war was not fun, i knew that it wasn't but not the why: loss of love.
i leave steph when i know that money is never good.
i didn't pose as medic or security, how little thee know of "scouts"
ReplyDeletenot scouting, there is a whole different breed of support personell.