Monday, January 16, 2012

By the end of this

I will have hopefully proven that dragons are avians:
dragon = tatsu.lung.long.drake.wyvern.wyrm;

return transexuals should not be taken eggnogging;

eggnogging = achieving terminal velocity often without a parachute but does include a helmet, also often it is because the parachute malfunctions;

result their is no intake.input.digestive system.

minimum of 25 hp to get airborne;

sexy dickgirl.she-male carrying a sign:
"Enjoy Your Southern Comfort."

secondary note:
a pure woman is normally very athletic;

33 comments:

  1. Angelicans are not a breed of dog.canine;

    although canines were often used by the saxons,
    anglo's or angels often used the saxon and norse and jews for gene hiding;
    no you will never be rid of us, by now we've bred with both black people (thank you american slavery)
    and the japanese- which somehow spread to china and korea because of nanjing
    and the hindi due to the Dutch East India Trading company, allowing most of the islands to have been corrupted by us;
    Oh BTW because of settlers and slavery we are also related to the carribeans and native's;

    Now that you know all of this understand that in order to get help to prevent moorish incursion, we somehow also fell in love with a quite a few arabs, hispanics, and various sub-tribes of the europeans;

    this why we are hated by the irish, celts, welsh, and scottish: because we proved that we already did it right before they bred with us;

    so you can see that because of prison colonies we have also spread to madagascar and australia.

    Therefore yes, yes i do rule the world.

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  2. Oh p.s. we have somehow also proven we could bread with every other lifeform.

    damn ameoba's their not alike;

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  3. Quartenary Mass Ratio is used to find the loose elements in a particular (the correct word would be compound, however, system is perfectly fine with loose accuracy);

    substrate solution:
    resultant reason that the products are not alike,
    efficiency experts;

    plushie CH12 + snuggie + NO3 is a substrate conjugate that was not intentional:
    the poison leached from this is the situational assignment that resulted in the ideographic contemplation.mind_game of the crashed space_ship what do you take, and the poisonous incursion;

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  4. Coca-Cola:

    Tobacco Spit,
    Sugar,
    Cocoa,
    Soda-Lime (stone),
    carbonated water,
    substrate from stain.lacquer.preservative.water_resistance(woodproofer) solution;

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  5. quite good,

    pepsi is only considered to better by those who eat wood.lumber;1

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  6. Fayhgo.RC

    is considered to better by those who eat cloth;

    mixture was commercially sold with failed pepto-bismol and cocaine ingedients.missing(flaw_correction);

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  7. I think that if we make this situational it will have better ratings than Robot Chicken. or that other show on adult swim.

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  8. *letter head: Drake Studios, Elven Alliance*
    'p.s. please send in a decoder ring that you have either made or illegitimately purchased.'

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  9. Ll2: because the one of these days, oh wait that has already occured, i will cross the line;

    because the first assignment to those artists is drawing that space car so that it looks like a dick-girl without just adding a giant dildo.penis

    as a matter of fact (chain-saw.fat)_trevor is related to the trevor who likes to stick the mouse.pointer for the thinking_machine.data_processor.computer up his ass, so closely related that they may be one and the same- or they might be peter and louis on family guy

    "hey it's eddie's dad in drag, hi roseanne"

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  10. Steven Tyler P.J.'s

    he was never popular,
    nor famous,
    but he is your dad,
    please enjoy your llama tongue and botox injection.

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  11. we make quinto's for aero-pilots...

    yeah that is pretty stupid.

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  12. oh and for everyone mentioned enjoy your free cocaine for christmas.

    because somebody just figured out how to do that chemical party trick to make it snow such.

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  13. Are you trying to become invisible?

    no it's like trying to spear a shrimp.

    so you are making a flaming filet mignon.

    how did you know that she just made you swallow a diamond?

    because the champagne tasted like a fudge-brownie.

    so this has happened before...

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  14. Free blow-up doll commercials...

    i hate it when that happens,

    you mean when you try to order a automaton-love_bot-robot and it turns out to be a broken neck victim?

    yes,

    yes it can walk without shoestrings.

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  15. author's note:

    all the various situations are all supposed to have the direct wording over-layed,
    along with all dumb(does not mean that it is not intelligent, i.e. not directly related to making.manufacturing.filming process) comments.

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  16. that also hold true of the facebook shorts
    and the livejournal story+shorts
    and the myspace movie

    we shall forget the other site

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  17. when did you decide to become a sexy tattooed hermaphrodite? when i was hiding in a box at the age of three;

    "what don't you get that no one wants to watch dick-girls sexy or not?"
    [Uthvarrii][alliance][12:32:04:07:04.05]:that you haven't polled the entire populace
    [continent][Aelmahs][04:07:06]: that as long as they're penises.dicks aren't flopping out no one will know

    (southern comfort sign holder standing there feeling unsure.embarassed)

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  18. perhaps, we should not air all the comments,
    no we are;

    i just forgot
    everyone knows

    oh yeah the transitions:
    either she-males, dick-girls slapping the screen switches using a picture slide transition
    or a fade effect

    the television reminder on Robot Chicken was a bit annoying
    thus we shall always remember to flash program a racial.specially.appearance.bigot.prejudicial term.

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  19. Series is no longer for children.

    but is definitely for teen-agers, young adults, and dirty old people.

    mpte.ote.note: most homeless, primitives, psychiatrists, religious nuts will be offended.

    i think these series should be called:
    'Dragon's Revenge' or maybe the 'Shit of the Gifted' or even 'Fall Guys Anonymous'

    ooh ooh I know: 'Sex-Changes for Losers"

    no none of those will work, we will continue without a title until this work of junk.crap is completed.

    EAT SOMEONE!

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  20. Pool-Bot: existence

    no that won't work either.

    neither will any of the titles suggested in any setting which included the author. with a few exceptions.

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  21. these racial slurs are from mythological.fiction metaphors;
    and the dumb slang we could come up with.

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  22. Lockjaw: The Chronicles

    Ll2: that might work;

    hush-up the bog's on fire.

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  23. i am sorry your experiment is how idunno the satyr went lame.

    "i am going to need some more prostitutes..."

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  24. wow i am surprised at how much truth you write.

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  25. all music for the show:

    performed concurrently:
    1) metal,
    2) classical (non-baroque)
    3) techno- interlace
    4) masonic record- overlay
    5) awesome quick heavy dark metal with a jazz.carribean drum beat- underlay
    6) screams of me as i run from prostitutes, and the random girl scouts that scream at me in order to help some dumb ass to commit archery(planting evidence)

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  26. it is either a matter of efficiency, power, voting.demographic rights, simplicity vs. complexity, or because they could.

    the reasons that machines rise against us.

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  27. the concentration death camps actually were run by the league_of_evil.

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  28. y'know there is more truth in comic books then we will ever be willing to admit to.

    if we put a groove in this arch-walk, the roaches, kitties, bunnies, rodents, and what-nots will have an aqueduct in a thousand years.

    hey the reason i was chosen as the bicyclist is because my c-spine is already

    so who is the car owner again? it isn't the driver, bicyclist, or any of their relations, nor is it corporate.... hmmmm... elaine? no. that asshole that tried to rent my house to bury something underneath it and spill junk on the carpet? yeah.
    hopefully i am j/k.

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  29. my name is Trevor Mackenzie Johnson,
    i am over 2000 years old.
    my next rejuvenation is scheduled for near 2100,
    shortly near the time where methuselahs are to step down from their power dominance.
    I have been victimized by the lack of being included in the Freedom of Information Act.
    Their are several ways this community is in need of improvement: 1 sidewalks, 2 information systems, 3 inclusivity of open participation, 4 better neutral oversight.

    My original name is Joshua Christopher of Nazareth, Jesus.
    I have yet to even use a tenth of my alloted power, I have yet to review what I would like to review. It would not be a good idea for my or the communities physical health for me to participate in sporting activities. Nor would it be a good idea to engage in the festivals. Thus i would like full user priveleges, and an open.protected circuit for the information technology that is available for me to access.

    Lt. Rueben Hamel: sapeonta.

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