Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Word of advice

Whenever you get the opportunity, kill the adults/grown-ups/old people as after they are gone life gets better.  Because then you do not have to worry about people surgically modifying you or people hitting you as "disciplinary punishment".  You just have to worry about the other children, which is a lot easier to deal with.

Because I am almost "27" I am going to shoot myself in the chest.  With luck it will give the signal for a pirate fleet to invade.
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  1. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 13, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    Monte Carlo
    Long Slow Painful Death
    Tattooed Double Hermaphrodite
    Godzilla
    Momma's Womb
    Devil's Sunrise
    Dirty Girl Scout
    Bottomless Cup
    Bottomless Tea
    Bottomless Coffee
    Bottomless Cocoa

    Across the Straights of Gibraltar there used to be a wonderful place, full of music, dancing, theater and happiness- then some asshole started a casino

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  2. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 13, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    We stole our mug collection back

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  3. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 13, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    I also want some of my grandmother's silverware back

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  4. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 13, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    And as a matter of fact I would like my REAL MOM's life, as well.

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  5. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 13, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    And my girlfriend's too...

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  6. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 13, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    True Life story of casa blanca cafe: most of my family and friends were murdered because of stupid objects and some sort of stupid taroch game.


    Mulligan- Dragon's Maw.

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  7. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 13, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    And my name is about to be added to the list,

    strange that my name was already on it.


    They only banned the dead.

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  8. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 13, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    Just so you know, murdering the adults is what brought money back into the world.

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  9. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 13, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    I already won my bets:
    1) that they already believed me to be dead
    2) that if i tried to do anything they would fuck it up- LEARN THE COLOR PURPLE! it is a mixture of blue and red....
    3) that this thing in between my crotch ain't natural
    4) that they have raped my "girls" {error, do not a feminine noun}

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  10. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 13, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    6) that if i win any bet, i would have a "decent" life provided to me. (i am glad that you consider this life to be decent, however it is not a good one)
    7) that it is the middle of the day
    8) that i shouldn't be allowed in here
    9) that i will shoot myself upon winning
    10) that i have an adverbial and noun problem- specific lacking the ones for the capability of giving birth...

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  11. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 13, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    5 is only in question because everyone technically includes me.... however- it is what is considered a push in blackjack, as in neither the casino nor I receive a payout.

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  12. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 13, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    A word of advice: if you ever are tribbled or damaged intensely, do not sit there remembering the past

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  13. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 13, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    and when playing make-believe do not i repeat do not visualize

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  14. Kasavell Ael'mahs, Ima AssholeDecember 16, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    NEVER EVER leave a chomping disposal compression device in an unsealed container. And never ever leave that container unguarded or with a sleeper.

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