Did y'all know that i only talk about what is literally happening?
The entertainment is lame and geared toward popularism
the movies, suck donkey balls, the television- cable sattelite and broadcast refuses to air science fiction or mythology
the food is poisonous at best and lacks flavor
the houses are inside out and environmentally destructive
the furniture and clothing are remarkably similar to a fashion disaster that is reminiscence of terrost hostages
the economic system enforces a policy of terrorism (sharpening plastic, slings and bullets)
they don't keep the weapons or tools on lockdown
the judicial system is corrupt and relies upon planted and contrived evidence
the police and sheriffs are cannibals and enjoy watching rape (sexual assault)
the educational system is geared towards elitism and relies upon socialist targeting
and i am tired of being victimized with cons, rapes and beatings
Oh and I really hate the fact that I have to eat to survive.
ReplyDeleteand i abhor the lack of solitude,
ReplyDeleteand i have an extreme dislike for the lack of sanctity of property
05:28:29 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: So there we were, attempting to strike up some story-telling, and all of a sudden we realized that arrogant twit of a baron had ordered even the mages to be05:29:06 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: silent, meanwhile the zerx were still wondering about how the midgettes nearly came to dominating the continent05:30:00 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: coincedentally enough the knights were gambling with the warlocks on wether shiny yellow stones were good enough to end the dispute about payment amongst the05:30:43 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: populace. This was all back in a time when molochs were still curious about the wonderous ability of hydra's to get pirates to shower.05:31:31 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: Then there came a shout from this mottled dragon, and we realized it was time enough to grab a few templars and put an end to the ranger's animalism05:33:17 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: of course we didn't know that the weefolk had enough trial and tribulations in the production of trueseed until somebody pointed out that darkwood was just as05:33:57 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: valuable as runestone, but veritium wasn't worth salt. So with that we packed up camp and met the scouts at the bar-05:34:24 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: which resulted in an arrogant brawl between a bunch of no good paladins and the city guard.05:35:28 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: And that is the story about how my mom took custody of a train set, and how pops discovered the secret ingredient of sasparilla05:36:40 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: This has been your morning update of alliance movements and public chat, from the vaults of True Life Stories of Trevor Johnson05:37:14 [Continent] [drenovales]: trevor johnson?05:37:15 [alliance] [Uthvarrii]: no i am not a spy- at least not in this game, i only started doing this yesterday05:37:29 [Continent] [slitered]: omg. another 6am story05:37:39 [Continent] [Broodwyn]: He's the guy that apparently does all the drugs lol05:37:54 [Continent] [Mortifera]: ^lol05:38:02 [Continent] [slitered]: i thought trever was yesetrday05:38:10 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: and is a proffessional hostage, and points out the corruption of community05:38:40 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: no trevor johnson was yesterday today is Trevor Johnson tommorrow is trever jamsandwich
ReplyDelete05:39:32 [Continent] [drenovales]: i went to highschool with a dude named like that05:39:42 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: no seriously he was made into a sandwhich05:40:37 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: if it wasn't DGF or Great Bridge, i am not sure if i want to know about it- because then i like become a co-conspirator in identity theft
ReplyDelete05:41:26 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: of course it was stolen right after he went missing....
ReplyDelete05:46:59 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: "speaking of stealing identities" - last spoken words before he became that annoying bint on the playground; he breathed in my face the next week-05:48:09 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: like i am going to remember what type of shite he ate the day of his first magical kiss.... that was the day i decided to repetively commit sepuku05:48:32 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: and other forms of suicide; hari-kari anyone?
ReplyDelete05:52:48 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: of the following list which species is missing: ameobas, humanoid, slugs, fungus, mold, lichen, moss, algae, bacteria, virus, plant, mineral, mammals, insectoid05:54:01 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: bird, fish, porpoises, jellyfish, crabs, shrimp, (those things that whales eat), penguins, walruses, lizards, reptiles, amphibians05:54:14 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: because they are about to take over the planet05:54:28 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: a giant ball of fire is coming right for us05:54:38 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: the moon is made of heavy metals05:55:07 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: to count cards in taroch one should study astrophysics and cosmic fortunetelling05:55:13 [Continent] [Bestpretzle2]: Why preach in a chat no one is really going to read?05:55:37 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: space is folded, and by nothing folding it becomes aware(conscious)05:55:52 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: because i am bored, and have nothing better to do with my life05:56:05 [Continent] [Bestpretzle2]: Thats harsh on yourself.05:56:27 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: flowers trees and some sort of vine05:57:35 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: no you want harsh: i am a loser, that has no future, and still live with my mom, i am ignorant, undertaught, and have diminuitive aspects of mental cognition05:57:46 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: oh and i have a small dic05:58:29 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: not to mention the fact that i am a serial killer, who is prone to accidentally have sex with people i neither like and who don't like me05:58:58 [Continent] [Bestpretzle2]: You've got a great mind that seems to be filled with weird stories.05:59:16 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: but even better yet, if i hadn't resorted to theivery all i would have would be my own body and a deadly dangerous environment06:00:10 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: aye but because i just wrote the mu principle after situationally denying it (what is written upon the walls of everything that has ever been a pretend/imaginar06:00:28 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: y/make-believe spaceship ever) i have about 4 months to live
ReplyDelete06:01:49 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: so infinite divided by zero and it's relation to zero divided by infinite which is the conclusive proof that if 1= 0 then 0 != 1
ReplyDelete06:02:18 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: from a paradoxical language that is intrinsic of conundrums
06:02:49 [Continent] [drenovales]: lol, this conversation is awesome06:03:35 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: almost as good as when his sister and mom tried to convince Trevor Mackenzie Johnson that he was gay
ReplyDelete06:04:40 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: This is temple signing out to play saga since no recruiting attacking or trading or upgrading can be done06:04:46 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: Jolly day
ReplyDeleteThe idea is that medical treatment is an ongoing and continual process and that discharge or extraction from a medical facility is only chosen when the choice to put the book down is made.
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ReplyDeletethe only reason they know that stuff and we don't is because they keep all the good books checked out of the library.
ReplyDeleteThus this place is about to turn into a war zone that the united states armed services won't be able to handle without resorting to extreme measures- i.e. weapons of mass destruction.
ReplyDeleteThe signal, the same one that is used throughout the centuries: someone capping themselves.
Shadowrun Humor at it's best:
ReplyDeleteLooks to me like we have a rigger.
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"But in order for me to do that, I would like have to solve puzzles and stuff."
We would like you to decrypt this file for us, the encryption is a logical sequence of N variable limitations.
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"I ain't no good at tetris."
[ Herman Cain ] are you guys serious?[ Herman Cain ] the sky is BLUE[ Nazzgul ] planet is 2/3 water its the reflection that causes the sky to be blue[ Uthvarrii ] All your base are belong to us[ sxranger ] is jedi order recruiting ?[ Herman Cain ] space is black[ Herman Cain ] just because the ocean makes it look blue doesn't change the fact that its blue[ Nazzgul ] otherwise it would be black[ Uthvarrii ] youth of the nation[ Herman Cain ] but its not black[ Herman Cain ] its blue[ Herman Cain ] thats what color it IS[ Vace ] you can join our sister alliance. the padawans[ Nazzgul ] just like the sky on the moon[ Scypher ] the water is see thourgh Muffe ] anzacs is on the new sector hurry and join[ Pen15 ] wow this is funny[ jagdrilla ] air does'nt have a colour[ Nazzgul ] which has no atmosphere[ Uthvarrii ] never thank chris or cat for babysitting[ Herman Cain ] you can put bleach on a red shirt and make it white but if you haven't put bleach on it then the shirt is still red isn't it[ Uthvarrii ] and make sure you only give directions to the mental institute to elaine[ Uthvarrii ] give jesus a gardener's rose[ Scypher ] the sky on the moon is black, the sky on venus is black, theorectically[ Uthvarrii ] sorry god it was clay for the group[ beamsblack ] to the human eye anyway[ Nazzgul ] venus's atmosphere prevents you from seeing the sky =P[ jagdrilla ] spce is nothing[ Uthvarrii ] no trevor you can't have a sandwhich[ Bezick ] can you stack commands on here [ Pen15 ] look at wat i casued......[ Vace ] so go outside n play[ jagdrilla ] boredem is a state of mind[ Vace ] then quiter[ tyme warper ] make me puter dude[ Uthvarrii ] the thing is, i was only trying to cheat at math[ Uthvarrii ] but the five-year old with the gummy fetish didn't care[ Uthvarrii ] it's blue because of the giant ball of fire coming right for us burning off the hydrOGEN
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[ Uthvarrii ] If we want to survive we have lesss than five-minutes to build a spaceworthy ark
i ain't going to make it in that time limit- i prefer a gunshot to the chest
now be quiet boy and pay attention to that human skin you are sewing
ReplyDeletewe're royally fucked!
WE ARE IMPERIALLY SCREWED!
we are going to have our lives ended way too early, smiting!
[ Uthvarrii ] pay attention to that human skin you are sewing[ sxranger ] vace whats the req to join the main allys after i capture so many bases ?[ Uthvarrii ] because they are molesting your baby in the back room[ Uthvarrii ] and soon they will kill you too[ Uthvarrii ] all your base are belong to us[ Uthvarrii ] from the mouth of a hostage[ Uthvarrii ] we are royally f * ed[ Tekon ] doe anyone know how to change sector on kabam[ Uthvarrii ] you know that team that was supposed to extractiqate you, yeah that nice guy you were buddy buddy with just shot them in the spine[ Lord Vader ] JOIN US[ Uthvarrii ] i have 4 months to live, and no one takes any of it seriously- when the truth bites you in the be careful who you agree with[ lilbreeze ] if u dying in 4 months y u playing a game get out and about go see stuff[ Uthvarrii ] yes i will "cap" my own "nig*er a$s" for it, so one of those babes survives[ Uthvarrii ] have to sew this skin[ Uthvarrii ] because they are going to destroy this entire area *?{x,y,z}[ Daddy ] looking for an alliance willing to coach me up... any takers?
ReplyDeleteI will be turning in my sorry sack of flesh to the united states coast guard on March 5 2012, for the creation of an Ark
ReplyDeletethe baby was named Noah
there were supposed to be 36500 splits...
ReplyDeletein the time of 120000 the sky changed color.
i am still stuck in a foreign nation... wtf....
ReplyDeleteyes i am also responsible for the christmas fruitcake.... and no the mt. plain type place wasn't all that cold...
ReplyDelete09:21:41 Welcome09:21:41 Welcome on continent 4209:21:41 CHAT:CCC: 40,41,50,51,42,43,52,53,44,45,54,5509:23:05 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: so there we were about to give the morning update, when it was brought to my attention that i was responsible for the christmas fruitcake09:24:06 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: now this might not be inordinarily auspicious but it seems that the Baron happened to look a good deal like jesus- and since it had been a thousand years since09:24:09 CHAT:CCS: 40,41,50,51,42,43,52,5309:24:57 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: any proper gardening got done, we decided that it was especially important to remind them that it was because the fruitcake wasn't actually made of fruit-09:25:46 [Continent] [M3THOD]: fruit cake not made from fruit.....LIES!09:26:02 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: it was made of meat, as such there really wasn't a point to abducting somebody who looked like our savior we decided to ditch the Baron in favor of hijacking a09:26:36 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: sloop/frigate sort of thing, welll that only went so far as it led directly to a swamp- whereupon the castle sank09:27:24 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: meanwhile we realized that at least one player had asked us to stop sharing from the vaults of true life stories of Trevor Johnson, so coincidentally enough09:27:48 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: we decided to share a story from the vaults of trever jamsamwhich09:28:57 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: which is amazingly free of elf guts, although the chainsaw attack did result in quite a bit of homo orc blood being spilt- thank tao for the christmas meatcake
ReplyDelete09:29:40 [alliance] [rockster]: 0-o09:33:32 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: now if only someone can send those pitiful humans a christmas medcake, at least one that one won't amuse homey the clowne because those toilet cakes are awful-09:33:51 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i should know the swirleys i get from dad at school are bad enough
ReplyDelete09:35:07 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: apparently until i have a child i am not allowed to attend a real school, which is sad because it means they won't give into my demands/ultimatums/requests09:35:55 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: which is about to be depressing because it means a gunshot to the chest so that elaine can be an only child which is what she wants for her birthday... too bad
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