(black plastic shopping bag)
Fair skinned beauty,
a comic of some sort of medicinal apt.
a video game of sorts (samurai ninja something other # 3)
lazy spoon, and a light bite (why are my shoulders numb?)
Fair skinned beauty,
a comic of some sort of medicinal apt.
a video game of sorts (samurai ninja something other # 3)
lazy spoon, and a light bite (why are my shoulders numb?)
-decisional novels not for the lame or stupid
ReplyDeletenow be quit while i drink my thousand year old United Nation panties, whoever came up with the idea of making them out of orange peels and then packing them in tinfoil with lubricant is a life-saver: although i probably would hated them for becoming a member of the popularist social elite
ReplyDeleteBreeding Large and Small Cats is where this all went wrong/south/bad/{error, it might have been because i used this cypher}
ReplyDeleteso i ate her hair pie,
ReplyDeletewas it really that important to anyone?
i had pubes in my mouth for a weak.
although it was only bad because i offended her.
ReplyDelete12 pounds of poppy, 11 grams of weed, 10 ounces of pot, 9 qps of hash, 8 zips of pot, 7 jars of cannabis, 6 bags of grass, 5 golden bowl packs, 4 joints, 3 blunts, 2 bongs, and a tab of yellow sunshine LSD
ReplyDeletejust remember wolf you are our communications expert, and that is why i am quitting the band.
ReplyDeletesighted a deer-dog, it disappeared.
ReplyDeletewhat i have to do to have one night and day without the sounds of a fat person feeding:
ReplyDelete1. hire a hooker, sell the hooker
2. shoot someone in the belly
3. rent a hotel room, escape the hotel through a window
4. rent another hotel, escape through the spa after leaving a half-ounce of some sort of drug
5. shoot the detective that has been following me
6. start 37 five-alarm fires
7. initiate a fake terrorist attack
8. set up traps in 3 different areas
9. hire another whore for someone else
10. release the animals from the pound
and only then do i run into the woods as any other hotel i stay at will have some fat housekeeper knocking on the door- even if there is a do not disturb sign
so yes i am living in a terrorist commune:
ReplyDelete1. they make me sharpen plastic
2. they keep arresting me based on false reasoning
3. they refuse to give me legitimate paid work
4. my pets keep getting replaced
5. the only entertainment is violent
6. escape is always subverted
7. large armed services area
8. false news reports
9. i have been injured without medical attention
10. they refuse to allow me to participate in anything that involves a communal activity
11. they refuse to tell me when i have a disease and why i have a disease- specifically cysts of the testicles.
ReplyDeleteby the amish jews not knowing that we left, allows for a very subtle fast switch.
ReplyDeleteslugs are about to take over the planet,
i suggest we grow salty fungus.
but only to maintain our infiltration.
final reason for this disappearance: i fuck up everything i handle
ReplyDeletei hate large people
ReplyDeletei ripped the phone out the wall, for harassing me for money.
ReplyDeletei think: (fairly sure this is accurate)
the table hit the lamp, the lamp wobbled
the lamp touched the glass, the glass broke.
...until it occurred to me that most of those trees were wanted for aggravated assault.
why do i smell rotting?
ReplyDeleteFRAMED: {insert picture@4shared.com:kasavell@gmail.com(sequence)}
ReplyDeletejungle gym, (jerked my rat tail), motor vehicle accident, twisting improperly.
ReplyDeletethem trees stopped dropping branches when we stopped climbing them- i asked the kitten.
the unevolved slug keeps calling me a monkey... damn ameoba's them and their bags of flesh are ruining the place.
ReplyDelete04:46:18 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: what did someboyd win? because it seems that no one is on04:48:11 [Continent] [Guyver5]: What happened?04:52:13 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i just taught somebody the wrong definition of "siege"04:52:28 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: instead of a warfare tactic it came out like come....04:52:51 [Continent] [Guyver5]: lol who did he attack?04:52:51 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: so uhhh .... guess that makes me an elite party thrower04:53:12 [Continent] [Guyver5]: ya i guess it does who was it?04:53:14 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i am not sure who "he" just shat upon...04:53:35 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: .... i am going to go sit in the corner of shame04:54:03 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: and be patient while the house eats me.....04:54:20 [Continent] [Guyver5]: lol, how in the world did somebody not know what "seige" is? thats crazy04:55:59 [Continent] [Guyver5]: I knew about that when I was like, 5!04:56:02 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: ahhh the trials and tribulations of the youth taking care of the adults.....
04:56:47 [Continent] [Guyver5]: sometimes Uthvarrii, I worry about you.04:57:19 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: its sad when they play more than us.... and it took a while to get the point across that wreck the house meant fixing the eterior shingling through an outward04:57:35 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: manner (as in you would be in the house)04:58:06 [Continent] [Guyver5]: I sit at work thinking, "I wonder if Uthvarrii has killed anyone yet"04:58:18 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: wow this dude is slaughtering furries on international cable04:58:33 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: ... dont know....04:59:00 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i am hoping for the fresh start program, where i am allowed to live in a good world...04:59:18 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i guess i am fucked04:59:37 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: hey another word that bypasses the swear filter04:59:54 [Continent] [Guyver5]: dude, I remember the first time I talked to you, you were like talking about how you are an *******, in the world of assholes called atlantis, and you were a04:59:56 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: *****05:00:03 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: bi tc h05:00:05 [Continent] [Guyver5]: dickhead, and all sorts of stuff05:00:25 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: lol, aye sometimes i do resort to walking upside down
ReplyDelete05:00:39 [Continent] [Guyver5]: you arnt fucked, youll live trust me05:01:20 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: only because the house is going to eat me before they get here05:02:03 [Continent] [Guyver5]: who gets there?05:03:14 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: don't know, the 'rents haven't had the balls to try to take down the barricade..... yet
ReplyDelete05:02:03 [Continent] [Guyver5]: who gets there?05:03:14 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: don't know, the 'rents haven't had the balls to try to take down the barricade..... yet05:04:47 [Continent] [Guyver5]: I will help you my friend!!! (an awesome song just started playing in the background while im sprinting towards you)05:05:48 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: really is there a tab of yellow sunshine lsd involved because that is what happened last time.05:06:00 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: sometimes i rub my eyes to see patterns05:06:47 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i told you not to eat the yellow snow, and that the brown snow was for throwing.... they wouldnt listen that we should leave the white and clear snow alone
ReplyDelete05:08:07 [Continent] [Guyver5]: lawl, its snowing at your house? down here in the south, we dont git much snowers and stuffers05:08:27 [Continent] [Guyver5]: rubbign you r eyes is bad for them your going to go blind05:08:32 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: which is why you should never give the good or the bad or the nuetral kids a weapon or let them keep the ones they make05:08:59 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: nah i don't jerk off enough
ReplyDelete05:08:07 [Continent] [Guyver5]: lawl, its snowing at your house? down here in the south, we dont git much snowers and stuffers05:08:27 [Continent] [Guyver5]: rubbign you r eyes is bad for them your going to go blind05:08:32 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: which is why you should never give the good or the bad or the nuetral kids a weapon or let them keep the ones they make05:08:59 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: nah i don't jerk off enough05:09:42 [Continent] [Guyver5]: enough? so you do occasionaly? thats just weird lol05:10:06 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i have recently discovered that i have cysts of the testicles...05:10:13 [Continent] [Guyver5]: did you know people use this site as a ttradeing place for pot05:10:18 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: so yes i do need to...05:10:33 [Continent] [Guyver5]: thats disgusting we did not want to know that05:10:41 [Continent] [Guyver5]: lol05:10:43 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i wish i knew that before i spent all my money paying off this credit card05:11:10 [Continent] [Guyver5]: wow dude, youve ruined yourself lol05:11:25 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: does that mean that i should expect a package?05:11:40 [Continent] [Guyver5]: I hate pot, it smells nasty and no, its bad for you05:11:57 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: dpends on what pot it is....
ReplyDelete05:12:20 [Continent] [Guyver5]: what kind doesnt hurt you?05:12:28 [Continent] [Guyver5]: and kill you?05:12:41 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: cannabis
ReplyDelete05:13:32 [Continent] [Guyver5]: hmmmm never heard of it.........why is it that there is never anybody on at 4:12 at night?05:13:59 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: never knew, maybe because they are smoking my meds?
ReplyDelete05:13:32 [Continent] [Guyver5]: hmmmm never heard of it.........why is it that there is never anybody on at 4:12 at night?05:13:59 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: never knew, maybe because they are smoking my meds?05:15:00 [Continent] [Guyver5]: so, you want pot, but you also smoke meds....yep, your life is ruined dude lol05:15:14 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: hence the reason that i don't want anyone i have ever met ever coming to visit me after my "fresh start"05:16:04 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: my life was ruined long ago when some dipshit called me a homo on the playground, and when i was shot by david o'neil, and when i was shot by trevor mackenzie j
ReplyDelete05:16:04 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: my life was ruined long ago when some dipshit called me a homo on the playground, and when i was shot by david o'neil, and when i was shot by trevor mackenzie j05:16:22 [Continent] [Guyver5]: lol ok lol, thats good to have a "fresh start" I think i may have one with you where do you live? oh ya atlantis...where is it?05:16:49 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: mid-east coast05:17:39 [Continent] [Guyver5]: that means im gonna have to take a boat....damit.....05:18:07 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: damn you that was my plan in 60 days
ReplyDelete05:19:13 [Continent] [Guyver5]: alright ill go in 80 days
ReplyDelete05:19:47 [Continent] [Guyver5]: OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!05:19:56 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: house has 2 fat girls and 2 kittens (all of which are trained to be nice to gain your trust to kill you easily)05:20:08 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i think you have me mixed up with somebody
05:19:47 [Continent] [Guyver5]: OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!05:19:56 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: house has 2 fat girls and 2 kittens (all of which are trained to be nice to gain your trust to kill you easily)05:20:08 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i think you have me mixed up with somebody05:21:08 [Continent] [Guyver5]: nah, guyver means "out of control", so i say it randomly just to make me feel warm inside. those are some crazy kittens05:21:18 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: careful though, they'll make you sharpen plastic05:21:49 [Continent] [Guyver5]: i dont like those kittens ONE bit05:22:00 [Continent] [Guyver5]: no offense05:22:11 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: why? they be fuzzy cute, and well trained....05:22:21 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: what about the headless monkey?05:22:24 [Continent] [Guyver5]: lol05:22:28 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: eh pat?05:22:41 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: besides guyver was a cool super-hero
ReplyDelete05:24:32 [Continent] [Guyver5]: It is a japanese word i think....I watched an anime that showed a dude running around killing monsters and his super power05:24:40 [Continent] [Guyver5]: was GUYVER05:24:57 [Continent] [Guyver5]: OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!05:25:46 [Continent] [Guyver5]: how are the 2 fat girls doing?05:27:27 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: they seem to be alright, and i don't believe it originally came from japan-05:28:10 [Continent] [Guyver5]: it should have if my calculations are correct05:28:12 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: from my understanding it was a series of films in the early 80's where a suit landed from space and the kid became a super-hero05:28:47 [Continent] [Guyver5]: ya thats it and they used bio-tecknology and stuff to fight monsters, ya05:28:54 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: might be but i doubt it would exist if their wasn't for germanic trading ships
ReplyDeletebecause i am pretty sure that the compiler only exists (lie) on the system that is pretend
ReplyDeleteoverloaded apps, and extension files
ReplyDelete05:30:12 [Continent] [Guyver5]: lol maybe not....did you know that the U.S might go to war with China because of that ideot Obama? he is making us send ships out to see in Chinas territory05:31:39 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: taiwan they were already there, hence the nuclear arms proclivity in korea05:31:54 [Continent] [Guyver5]: I ahve gttg to bed, if im going to start this "fresh new life" so ill see you in a little bit, bye05:32:42 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: ok sleep well, g'luck
ReplyDeleteAnmerican Concentration Cmaps
ReplyDeleteimagine and dream coding made easy, book loggers and why they refuse to post something to the net.
ReplyDeletebecause they know that the situation was written long enough ago that the meaning has skewed of the word choice.
ReplyDeletenot even time capsules will save you from this overloaded confalgaration
ReplyDelete05:36:43 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: mmm icecream and bear05:36:48 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: er beer
ReplyDeletesharks, do not necessarily eat.
ReplyDeletegorilla suit, jumbo
picking up cigarrette butts.
"it was my drink" "it was my drink"
(something red, probably not what i was hoping)
grab the tip and leave
no i wasn't smoking at the time.
halfway up the path, shirt pinch
"please let go of me" "please let go of me"
.....
and y'all wonder why i would prefer starving to death on a boat.
green carpet, hotel room- amsterdamish
ReplyDeletelet the pets out
chica that probably was my former roommate
loud music
wiped
annie switch
squirrel hair guy
largish woman that reminded me of my former roommate
looking at credit cards
crap myself, lie face down.
wake up to loan shark infomercials.