Today I tried something new,
I attempted to pretend-
that i enjoyed evil.
It didn't work,
how come every time i attempt to do anything
it comes out for the worst?
murphy's law-
i was concieved in thought
and to make sure things come out correctly,
it was my hands that they used.
Why? because i could take it, and commit suicide for no reason at all.
I attempted to pretend-
that i enjoyed evil.
It didn't work,
how come every time i attempt to do anything
it comes out for the worst?
murphy's law-
i was concieved in thought
and to make sure things come out correctly,
it was my hands that they used.
Why? because i could take it, and commit suicide for no reason at all.
why should someone bring praise to both satan and the deity?
ReplyDeletebecause satan will enjoy the torture of it, and every consciousness should be allowed to have fun.
why the deity? well because it is appropriate.
de it y? [of it why?] because a third person unspecified plural singular is the only way to cause someone to take offense without proper assumption of an undiagnosed algorithmic psychodynamic. as such the choice is the fact that is the way everyone was insulted. It, is is the addendum to show that speaking about the now is the only propriety.
"If you did not get it, the cat herder is being questioned because he/she/it is the findable victim that was once again made a victim.
ReplyDeleteTherefore the fiery fires of the bog was caused by... ?
nature itself.
I have the feeling that i am "helping" [doing} someone's homework for them.
ReplyDeletemercy killings are occassionally necessary in an emergency scenario- we do not want a patient victimized again, especially when the med-staff are suspect.
As we all know, the only reason that girl/woman is famous is because i took a picture of her licking herself: and kyle delivered it to uncle pete. we shall not comment on who edited the background.
ReplyDeleteas we all know the only reason i pretend to being gay, is to get a deadly weapon to shoot myself with- for no reason at all.
ReplyDeletesince when did we start threatening people into being gay?
and i wouldn't have a problem with eating if there was better food.
09:46:48 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: now for the morning update from the vaults of trevor mackenzie johnson:09:47:08 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: so this one time, we were all chilling and we ran into a flyboy09:47:34 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: quickly learned that the stars and stripes were a symbol of the nazi reich space marines09:48:17 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: and that their's was the only corp to guarantee a medic09:48:45 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: sad thing is that the medic on duty is a member of the 5th column09:49:19 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: 5th column's duties include reporting, and killing the squad after mission sucess09:49:44 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: this has been a true life story of trevor Mackenzie Johnson09:50:47 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i learned this from watching the post man- maybe they shouldn't have agreed that they were all angry."pissed off"
ReplyDelete09:52:07 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i'm impressed that they have survived that long
ReplyDeleteThanx mr. fdny-fed-ex man
ReplyDelete"We are going to press charges against you for murdering, but not arson. And this is going to be your penance your going to say 10 hail mary's and scratch your head saying gee i didn't realize i was as stupid as that kid {insert picture *?, omg that's my own face- bloody stupid writer's guild}"
~Hey ameoba we are pressing charges against you for killing people {insert picture *?, omg that's my own face, bloody stupid writer's guild}, and this is what you are going to do run around in a happy manner and then omg i'm the T-virus.~
ReplyDeletethis is starting to lose it's humor, as suicide was the last option- and it didn't work
ReplyDeleteiostream << #picture* #omg this is a true story, confession sort of thing...;
well once upon a time i did ask satan for a better life in exchange for some candy and fungal icecream...
ReplyDeleteso hey, it can't be all that bad- the only reason the request was made was because the system didn't care and neither did any other deity, so i figured i would try the devil
Smiling while showing your teeth is not a happy face.
ReplyDeleteaccording to mr. Fiddley still having my testicles after the poppler craze :not to be confused with the poplar tree or the idea of popularism (screw your right to vote): is a sex offense
ReplyDeleteLl1: Say what kind of tree are you?
ReplyDelete*The kind that is psychic*
Ll1: Ok, we have understood that. but what is your genetic nomenclature?
*You act like psychics get the benefit of education. or that i can see or smell to determine this.*
So what you are saying is that we should take hostages until money no longer exists...
ReplyDelete[continent][Uthvarrii]: yes yes that is exactly what i am saying.... and that eggnog is bad for you...
in their words [they] had to make sure that the love-bots were well raped.
ReplyDelete(it is comments like these that ensures that i take their life in a non-clever manner)
in my words if i was going to order a love-bot i would have ordered a double hermaphrodite with wings
that is how i got two dead bodies for christmas-
ReplyDeletebecause steph-carl mved in i got a juggalo that hasnt gone crazy
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