Solstice: a holiday celebrating tree-growth where women dance naked around evergreens, also about the equality of night and day.
xmas: an evil holiday where people cower in fear of giant robots, and attempt to give each other gifts
christmas: a holiday about the birth of a savior, gift-giving, peace on earth, and forgiveness. (also a holiday where serial-killers are remembered)
Yule: a holiday about gift-giving, and reminiscing about the hard work done earlier in the year.
the unifying factor is in tree decoration, unity, and the idea of peace on earth, for many celebrators it is also about gift-giving.
of all the insectoids i hate, spiders are the best.
xmas: an evil holiday where people cower in fear of giant robots, and attempt to give each other gifts
christmas: a holiday about the birth of a savior, gift-giving, peace on earth, and forgiveness. (also a holiday where serial-killers are remembered)
Yule: a holiday about gift-giving, and reminiscing about the hard work done earlier in the year.
the unifying factor is in tree decoration, unity, and the idea of peace on earth, for many celebrators it is also about gift-giving.
of all the insectoids i hate, spiders are the best.
some rules.guidelines:
ReplyDelete1 be as bad as you can be the week before (xmas)
2 make sure you give people who care about you a gift
3 search for presents until found, when you do so open 1
4 drink eggnog and rum on christmas eve while chanting carols (another unifying factor is singing about happy times)
5 open a present- one and only one- on christmas eve
6 (it is advised or recommended that you get yourself a few things the previous year so as to make sure that you have the three gifts required for yourself)
7 do not get a gift when you don't know enough about the person to get one that isn't insulting
happy yule,
ReplyDeletemerry christmas,
blessed solstice,
go fuq yourself xmas.
eating the king: suggested in two places almost simultaneously 1) where the jews committed suicide near judaea
ReplyDelete2) where they mined the stone for stonehenge
several thousand years later:
1) wesnoth.windsor
2) hampton roads.yorktown.belle avenue
valley of the kings was the cure, the mouth of the nile was where they made the suggestion
ReplyDeletesumeria.babylon (there were no kings, qualified and capable)
they suggested i be the ruler:
ReplyDeleteare they blind deaf daft dumb or just stupid?
they only sent us tools when we asked for weapons.
hey that lasxzernark is for surgery.
EVERY DAY EVERY TIME MWUWHAHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ReplyDeletehoney, where are the kids?
being held hostage by the united states postal service.
isn't that why we don't ship mail anymore so that they don't have letters to eat?
no, now we have to mail letters: so the usps people don't eat the kids.
a good glish for Medical Emergency Intensive Care Administration policy.
ReplyDeleteif you would like to join the (1337:l33t).unix_users_group please fill in the name of the woman you are raping by getting them to play make-believe here: ___________
ReplyDeletea/s/l
ReplyDeleteage sex location
in the other underlined spot.
#fade to clear.socialist@nuclear.org
ReplyDeletethe 42 virgins that were sacked,
ReplyDeletewell the lama's seemed to enjoy it so why stop them
because i was kicked out of section 8,
ReplyDeleteand the south park tribbles and ladies would not accept me: but on a side note i was able to cover up all of their swearing except the onomatopeia
wow, i am impressed: the sobe cap spoke the greatest swear.curse ever "laughing my laugh off, lmlo"
ReplyDeleteyes that was mathematica written backwards... |m|o
ReplyDeletehow did the united states navy fuck me, you ask: "the entire reason why i was asking for directions to the closest U.S. naval station" , well when the whole threat of terrorism resurfaced its ugly head they refused to give me a new map of the area: thereby preventing me from being able to find a god damn thing in this area.
ReplyDeleteincluding the Hospital.medical_center
including the temple- thus i missed my wedding
(even after a shite load of effort was made to get me back to the place where my suit was on time)]
including my work/job/business location
thus the Navy and former friends (who abducted me for my bachelor's party, which is why i missed the meeting) are directly responsible for me being at fault for a sex offense.
so yeah i think i will remain angry and pissed off for the rest of my life.
dear (whatever nameless organization you are) enjoy the txt file and the tbbom.
I know your the gov't but at some point you should stop stealing food.
ReplyDeletethe super sonic-magnetic-electric-hot&cold_running_water.steam, ecto-plasmic-ameobic showering device? yes that is what resurrected me.
ReplyDeleteotherwise known as the bloody stupid johnson- i think because hookers understood what it was and everyone else thought it was a vibrator: thereby disproving that i am a hooker. (it took me a long time for that to be explained)
and disproving the proof that i am an "ary"(aria, streetwalker)
ReplyDeletefucked they figured out i was (maybe still am) a winged elf.
and here y'all didn't realize that satan was my hero becuase he.she.it made it a perfectly good world (strange that until the deity stepped in i didn't realize i was in hell.(that place bad people go when they die, and evil people go to live).
ReplyDeletey'all really need to stop forcing group living on people in half way homes.
because you used the word proponent you have been both fired and sacked.
the thing is that my neck is already broken so like uhhh i am not going to cover myself in ash and if you do cover me in ash i will make sure that the guy who wants to be your husband will get the raw deal for the rest of his life (yes it will still be your ass, that i get paid for men to have sex with)
ReplyDeletethis is why we sent him to a primitive commune: goodbye karl.
FOR ADULTS EYES ONLY: MOST CHILDREN START CRYING OR GET VIOLENT
ReplyDeleteattempting to fulfill children's wants is what made us evil.bad so we decided to like elect a santa clause for it
strange how most adults don't grow out of it (even with proof that santa is fake), same with the easter bunny and any other holiday icon, except jesus he is a gardener{ n by nw }(kind of like south central) .... i hate that mockery of a sploof.
strange they weren't right behind me.
ReplyDeletethis way they can find the remote in 12 million years {error.cycle_reset}
ReplyDeleteso they can change the channel off of twilight zone and not recreate.reincarnate me.
several thousand women and men realized that they had a distaste for something that was cool.kewl.awesome to the rest of their pitiful little social grouping only because of me (more of because for some reason society believed that me and them were together, and such was suggested, and then (most often) because somebody introduced us they rejected me (thereby giving me supernatural powers to feel heavy metal (*only time it worked to turn someone on*) and turn women&men off of sexual activity, note: this not cause a policy of abstinence- just caused people to stop enjoying the bedroom- and allowing for a homosexual pre-game that caused many marriages to fail, but it did cause a noted population decrease)
the entire reason i need silicon boobs and a full body tattoo.
ReplyDeleteok bedroom in the aboves above statement = sex.
ReplyDeletesorry i was polite, another mission success.
hey guess what that copter was for medical care: thus it was a mission success that they believe i wrecked it, and a mission success that the real pilot got the controls.
between that and inspiring people to go out and commit random acts of murder.mercy_kindness_killings
ReplyDeletethe human population decreased allowing a specific group to take over whom seemed to be immune from possession of insects (and the reason we live in a zoo)
all i know is that this grouping is not in the tattoo.
ReplyDeleteand that they don't shred their food.
ReplyDeleteturtles?
ReplyDeleteno unfortunately.
note only groupings or categories or Genus.phylums are mentioned: philosopher kings gathered and decided this was the best way to naturally conquer the planet, as congruent to their takeover our natural enemies die down to the point of taming the populace: however robots prevent that, and confusing many about wether they were manipulated by insects was working.
ReplyDeleteincludes several "mythologic.fantasy" creatures (no the duck-billed beaver is no longer mythical, neither is the snipe, or the jew) and several different types of critters, this is why they are done tribally.
ReplyDeletehowever, if our zoos don't protect them then we are going to die out.
Let me put it this way, item 1985 auction SearsRoebuckPenny
ReplyDeletethat was supposed to be inherited by me.
when i realized that y'all believed i had declared my intent to suicide while messing around.
^led to me believing and knowing that yall only have a dim recollection of what is happening, and what is going on.
ReplyDeletelike i said the entire point is the remote control.
ReplyDeletewhere what and why
ReplyDeletea glass drip installed on me?
i am going to hope it is because of the daft deaf and blind.
ReplyDeleteThere we were,
ReplyDeletewalking as the blind,
in the land of gifted sight-
I knowing the smoke of rotted books, preserving what we could:
there are a great many ways of running this machine
as we turned our backs even upon knowledge,
we wondered why? it had nothing to do with the death of creativity
nor the disruption of the cycle- nor the fast-forwarding of it
blind luck: alexandria the connection of transnational subways to mesopotamia- it was the reason they quit building even after the installation of the pentagon and umbrella corporation was almost complete: oriental was not a subway
ti noc
twas all to do with the lack of happiness once something worked for an entire life was achieved- not that a momentary euphoria was present but that a regret of knowing became present as we knew the terribleness that was to become because of our life's work, and the terribleness that was to become of not completing such: the fluffy sock like thing that was safe to imbibe safe to hit with, but deadly at both parties and capable of disabling a human living armor weapon system.
sad but i do not agree with the fact that he said it first, nor the fact that he was the most honored out of the authors who did- y'all worship his dumb ass for one reason: he achieved one thing, the fact that he could use such a deadly fluff-plush weapon at a party and not die. how? well because he used it as a weapon against people who weren't socially popular, it was the fact that the first person he used it on was a wannabe- however, that is because he was a proffessional hostage for I,. L,. E,.(when you gave him everything, and only gave me knockoffs proved you were a racist bint- who liked to cheat on her husband)
it will be returned to me when it is used again- in coventry; the only damn safe place it will be for me to hide.
that was 15 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours 12 minutes ago, 10.(4,5)/12 years.
pay attention to the murdering son that you have, for tis him that needs such attention- although i thank you for your time of companionship.
ReplyDeletepast prior post conviction of prediction a conniption perdition:
ReplyDeletedouble or nothing my identity was stolen.
man a kid goes to prison or a mental institute first place they are going to go is a casino.
a military life is no life to live when raising a child. you lose their paperwork, and then tell them to go home or at least get away from the base. then again if they don't you quickly find a better record- if any questions are raised then you look them in the eye and tell them this is a re-enactment.