Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Am i a skunk with it's tail tucked?

Hhmmmmmm,`'

16 comments:

  1. Well it is written so that you can read it backwards and forwards: top to bottom and bottom to top, left to right and right to left, even diagonally or odd diagonally...

    that's how we know that it is decisional.

    are you sure that this linguistic pattern wasn't structured from misheard words from other books, or are those other books making jokes on the words themselves? isn't that how we offended language?
    *yes now get back to writing the apology note*
    "While we operate on you."
    aye.yes, so there we were making jokes and forgot that you died...

    that is really not funny Ll1

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  2. cout << error.overload("you are talking.speaking to your lawn(!pubes)");

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  3. it was at this point that they began to wonder if were normally absurd or if everything had been done so we got bored...

    "well that explains why the bog burned down"
    *Really I thought that it was a nudey.nakey lighter that got ganked at summer camp, Ll1 did i offend you?"

    Lawn.Ll1(cout << "No".! << "It is hard.difficult to offend.hurt_my_feelings << error(Malfunctioning neuro-empathy.emotion chips);

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  4. I am missing a rib, and do have scars down there- memory flaw says that someone went to a lot of effort to prank.punk me.

    friggin homophobes, go be a hermaphrodite.

    "Strange that is where he was going..."

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  5. also happened with go to hell...

    life coinkeydink's of absurdities...

    no your tail furbrush does not feel anywhere near as sexy...

    [continent][Uthvarrii]: that is okey wik meh.

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  6. [continent][Kyreh]: are you a moose or a llama uthvarrii?

    [continent][Reot]: the correct term is alpaca

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  7. you borke [sic broke] my binky

    it was a piece of poop

    are you trying to tell me that I am a gay.homosexual skunk?

    *Man, Ll1 needs his operating system checked...*

    "Dude the bog is on FIRE!!!
    y'all should be helping to put it out..."

    i think that is what they are doing...

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  8. Note: FBook as apology to self, Livejournal as apology for not coming up with a better situational fix, Myspace as unknown apology, Blogger as apology for attempting a physical fix...

    p.s. Sorry guys but the environment is fucked.

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  9. 01:48:33 [Continent] [CASTIEL0]: i really hate people who put "recruitment is limited" that's such a dumbass mvoe01:53:06 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i hate it when people say i am dead01:53:34 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: jeez just because i used to shoot nerf arrows at kittens from cardboard boxes doesn't mean much01:54:18 [Continent] [CASTIEL0]: it means you're bored enough to do that01:54:34 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i also feel bad for the commodore 64.amiga that was used for the video with the phrase "you are an angel in a mental institution for angels"01:54:56 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i mean really the concentration camps in gibraltar and britain were bad enough01:55:04 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: cheers for hampton roads01:55:50 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: or those psych experiments where we get "to know" one another and then find out that we ignored someone out of reality01:56:24 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: hey home defense, not for murdering or killing- jesuits and kitty prison.jail01:56:47 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: cheers for fixing Multiple personality disorder01:57:13 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: this has been a true life story from the files of trevor mackenzie johnson

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  10. 02:01:19 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: could be worse.... could be a gang with a pension for A-wa-re whatever that is I am pretty sure that they have the wrong word.... but then again they all did02:01:53 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: something dumb like smoking a five-year old's writing stick/tampon (that was me) or sticking a fork in an electrical socket

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  11. 02:04:01 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: island zombies and bob marley, does anyone know where the voodoo cratchett is? ... why does that sound like eddie from the 1970's who had a thing for02:04:13 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: electronics and dressing like an elf02:04:26 [Continent] [CASTIEL0]: i think we are the only 2 here02:04:44 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i think so.... or they are being silent for more true life stories02:05:15 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: hey i am not responsible for the motorcycle or laying the situational claim to eating him mon02:06:06 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: it's the game that never ends, it just keeps going and going and going until they realize that the shrines won't activate again02:06:19 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: we need to put this to rock and roll...02:06:51 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: (the closest thing that i can i equate that too is i'm a little teapot and the wheels on the bus)02:07:02 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: that doesn't thing02:07:26 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: 1950's diners and weird sightings of the world's most advanced helicopter02:08:17 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: it wasn't till later that the realization occured that we should make fun of him for that....02:09:28 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: pulling shift with the minnetonka of the minnesota of the middle west is some of the dumbest funny stupid lame crackerpot jokes


    if it wasn't for jamaica we wouldn't know that bob lived in his thumb...

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  12. now was tom dick and harry the rest of the fingers? or did sully have a child?
    or perhaps because we don't know diddly about the one that lived in his pinky/middle-finger.

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  13. 02:13:50 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: beware for i was named in Cthulu02:13:59 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: is that similar to illithid02:14:07 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i dont know but i think yes02:14:44 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: and on that note i am out of here.... till tommorrow morning02:15:55 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: got a calll for more robotic furbies, somebody needs to be tribbled- yes on internet chat it is polite and good to interrupt but you might want to repost it if02:16:06 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: there is fast typing or multiple chatters

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  14. 02:13:50 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: beware for i was named in Cthulu02:13:59 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: is that similar to illithid02:14:07 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: i dont know but i think yes02:14:44 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: and on that note i am out of here.... till tommorrow morning02:15:55 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: got a calll for more robotic furbies, somebody needs to be tribbled- yes on internet chat it is polite and good to interrupt but you might want to repost it if02:16:06 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: there is fast typing or multiple chatters02:17:29 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: oh but wait that templar tower is almost done02:19:11 [Continent] [Uthvarrii]: screw the code, type it out in full

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  15. 02:19:12 [Continent] [Kasavell]: yes we can upgrade the market
    02:19:13 [Continent] [Aelmahs]: Astroempires really needs a chat box

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