Tuesday, November 15, 2011

The Truth

My name is idunno(insert_string*$#_nothereduetopreservationofidentity).
My profession is scout.
My collegiate field is trans[phasic, planar, dimensional, force, null_|_void_|_abyss_|_oblivion]  metaphysics.

scoutastic:
small tick-spider parasite
does have webs
is infestious and infectious
pop rear end- prevents long-term attachment, prevents breeding
drink- lowers blood consistency -> less food (only advisable when found without known egg implantation), smoke- lowers oxygen content with sealant forces suffocation ,
cover wound with lubricant[antibiotic, clearasil(benzozyl isopropyl), sealant]- suffocation, egg-killer, and infection treatment (advise against spermicidal lubricant or actual lubricant as it may cause eggs to spread, baby oil less likely due to thickness consistency- however when fat based may cause skin bonding with egg-sack: knowledge of typing due to smell (not the greasy stuff, unless it is petroleum))

meal today: 1 starbucks doubleshot, 1 sobe power fruit punch

*will eat more soon, shower first

appointment failure
police ride to hospital
check-up
appointment success, (after careful explanation to the office managers that you should never require insurance to make the appointment, and always leave emergency time-slot) [never judge a book by its cover, hobos may have a ton of cash while the well-dressed guy is broke]
shower
*note: future encounters after today will rely upon the entry Journalrific or Journaltastic

52 comments:

  1. ^note: nothing not mentioned due to the fact that we do not use its self-denial relying on our own awareness to fold it into space, thus preventing situational incursions which may be unpleasant to both us and the reality/realm/world/place we begin to experience.

    no it is not advanced pretend/imagining due to the fact that experiencing relies on ones own sense and the communication with other awarenesses and the actual [essence or [aether ether] or substance] of what is real that is not considered or is not aware

    aware in this sense defines being awake or cogniscience of sentience

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  2. sad that this savior/messiah vs. devil/satan complex when it involves an actual image of a person often is due to community-socialistic-popularism i.e. the choice of elections and the choice of targeting (such types of targeting is oft performed to determine the nature and demeanor of individuals)
    if i were to describe my own-
    nature: concerned citizen
    demeanor: uppity cynic

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  3. we aren't going to go with stats or skills, as such are subject to change

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  4. small bowl of noodles: simply asia (ginger, spicy, orange, mandarin-thai)

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  5. -> As i prepare to do the impossible, asking the least likely for help.

    directions to an odd-shaped box
    chiropractor
    physical therapist
    masseuse
    no longer having to deal with money

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  6. if you do try the above ask for it from a group, like the city government or the educators or a church or a fraternity/sorority or (if involved with security) the base commander or

    Note: probable reason for money, mathematical education: metaphysics, environmentalism, medication, vehicular operation.

    (that any arrest for vehicular operation is subject to dispute, due to type of operation: power system or heating/cooling or using the cigarette lighter as a charger are acceptable uses as long as their is permission from the owner of the vehicle, however without a qualified driver it may begin such a dispute)

    if you do arrest someone for using the heating cooling system during extreme temperatures i will commit you to a mental asylum.

    cop_LEO vs. psych_MHP

    there are some times that enforcement of the law goes too far. ANYTIME THERE IS USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE, in these circumstances the fact from fiction is never close to the truth and the only thing that can be relied upon is the hope that all actions, including arrest, were totally innocent. As such, it is the responsibility of both the jury and judge to adjudicate the matter without harsh punishment and only the appropriate discipline. This is why there is a mu variable in judicial politics, to yield an equitable decision which is neither the average nor the skewed average of the sentencing requirements, but instead an assertion that such situations are not only dangerous but also integrally involving of a community action. In the instance of the drunk using the heater, the punishment should be for drunk in public, in the case of the father/daughter using the heater the punishment was for the LEO to be placed upon restriction and both the father and the daughter to be put in jail for several days. In both circumstances the idea is that neither the arresting officer nor the victims/prisoners are at fault; if the decision was made under complete jurisprudence then the idea is . The intent based on whether to drive was in question, absconsion and possible abduction of the daughter or drunk driving, as such the disciplinary measures were only sort of within boundaries- the locking up of the daughter was cruel and unusual punishment and plausible case for sexual assault against the arresting officer and the sheriff/police/prison_security- under the assumption that she was under age, also in the case of the father - however, the safe housing act made such a necessity of circumstance, as to the nature of the cell/holding area and separation of the pair was still in question gave the reasoning behind the LEO's restriction. In the case of ((I quit international law during the discussion of this case, as it was a precipice for suspect-official separation, as it directly involves family members and the suggest for dropping appeared; it is this type of falderole and misrepresentation that the motion for fair-trial dismissal was made, however, that was denied and the attorney-lawyers were dismissed as a new judge and jury were sappaeonted yielding the triumvirate and international interest, as such not only is this trial demeaning to the court system it is also degrading to the individuals involved), (note getting someone else to say this did help, however, it must be noted that even a prisoner/convict has the same rights as anyone outside or any [person, groups of people] it when those rights were denied that the total dismissal move was made, by both representing parties, when that was denied the triumvirate was overruled and it became an international case.), (the point is that second chances must always be given, and when betrayed then action must be taken, when suspected action must be debated and just-in-case procedures must be taken)) Arrests and Discipline, should be made based on jurisprudence, i.e. an informed rational decision that lacks the power of authority.

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  7. *Notes on word choice not included. Jurisprudence is also the right of the judge and jury to run the courtroom as they wish, i.e. decisions on approaching the bench and how closed the case is (however, if the courtroom is closed to interested parties then under the assumption that it may be targeted socialistic or popularistic vengeance both the arresting officer and the victim/prisoner/accused are placed into hushed holding facilities where both are to be treated as completely innocent and no loss of rights or prison circumstances are to be inflicted. Of which i would like to plead guilty to aggravated assault of a roach/spider type creature- method of removal from the kitchen to the outside (removed because of disease spread and danger to the subject[roach spider]) was rather dangerous to the subject specifically plausible damage to the limbs- excluding the head which remained intact.
    *Note: Jurisprudence is neither used inaccurately or correctly in this context, however, for lack of a better word it will do. The idea is that whenever a judge expresses this in arrest procedure they disavow their involvement in the trial, whenever a judge or jury expresses this about the court-room their is plausible cause for a motion of mistrial, noted in the commandments-north.carolina dispute, to make such a motion an uninvolved lawyer must take it to a higher court which may be federal or international: it is when these courts are ignored that invasive extraction procedures occur- when an uninterested party does not hold the accused it is always an act of socialistic-popularistic vengeance and as such any decisions made are in error, whether or not the accused are guilty (note: it is this sentence that led to a poor psychiatric evaluation- i.e. the idea that any decision made in error is sane or insane causes the entire psychiatric profession to suffer embarassment- especially when the subject is social control and not individual cognition)



    (NOTE THIS WAS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY {further note, don't ever change a setting on my system}, and I may be thankful for it- the word court when used as a verb or adjective implies, infers, and occasionally defines itself as a sexual term)

    when they are upfront with me, i will give you my opinion.


    I would like to thank everybody for their time while i learned this, much has gone into my training as a citizen and i am thankful for it. With luck, there will be no more violence. With hope, there will be liberty of choice. With faith, there can only be utopia. With chastity, we learn to be ourselves- however, there are times when these ideas can be taken too far. It is neither the idea, nor the situational expression that is a problem- it is the superiority complex that results. As such, may we be pridefully humble, and continue to exist in an ethical manner.

    it was this final statement that caused me to worry, as not only is it oxymoronic, it also strikes a resemblance to fanatic fascism.





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    Speaking of which, i miss that one woman with the colley hair. But tis probably for the best.

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  8. 1 Microwave Pizza


    (actually i only buy those from the store so that they know i am still alive, to tell the truth most of us survive on what poop we already had and the little bit that we can easily and ethically harvest from the environment)
    (if y'all are hungry ask the store if there is something you can help with, if you believe you are underweight then ask if their is an easy task you can help with slowly- like inventory (make sure you find the person that understands their is more to life than money)(NOT TRADE YOUR BODY)(ASK POLITELY IF YOU CAN HAVE IT))

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  9. 1 pack of cigarrettes

    ho-ti says control your forest fires

    IF THIS DOES NOT WORK ASK THE NICER POLICE, IF THAT DOES NOT WORK ASK THE HOSPITAL, IF THAT DOES NOT WORK EAT THE SOIL, IF THAT DOES NOT WORK THEN STEAL IT FROM RICH PEOPLE

    i have a severe hatred for 1's and 0's now.

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  10. under no condition are you to eat your own,
    group survivability must be mandated,
    as well as other life-form breeding+survivability

    in the end i can only hope they understand,

    and i really hope that they will finally come to the realization that eating is unnatural and that faith may overcome such, however it is plausible that although a long full life is experienced that such subjects only live briefly.

    866sky1224

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  11. 1 Sobe - Power Fruit Punch

    The ending to Resident Evil: Apocalypse Changed

    I really need to get free of this chica who keeps denying me information access.

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  12. I would like to live in a liberated society,
    [description][declaration of intent to convert]
    a society where all have access to knowledge and the wisdom to use it. a society where i can live in the housing i wish, where i can drive and see the ocean or the bamboo gardens, a society where I can live and work and be happy. Unfortunately I don't have the strength to go out and convert people to this, and I think that doing so will only end badly. I wish everyone can look up and realize the truth: that life is beautiful and precious, sometimes even precocious (spend it well my son, for I am unable to repeat this anymore. (i refuse to repeat this section, i ate the original, and my birth-mom))


    The answer is always no,
    first: the way it was originally described
    second: the way we need you to help
    third: sometimes out of pettiness and cruelty
    fourth: occasionaly the dangerous cognitive pattern that arises (if cognition were a limb, then such can also hurt)

    they told me yes once, i met a woman - i chose to run away. I think that it was because I knew that I would either be eaten or because their was a better man for her. I still miss her desperately. I cry everyday for what I have lost, by being a truly good person and knowing when to step aside. Family, friends, lovers, children, jobs, housing, food, companion-pets, respect, and even this webpage.

    I have a sad smile because I am alive, I have met death and it was sweet even wonderful. Somedays, I wonder why I continue, why i don't accept that peace- and then I look up and the brutal reminder smacks me back into a pitiful crying fool. I have found the deity, I have asked and prayed and forgiven and yes even fasted but nothing will take away the pain of being a good man.

    After she wrote this, she took her own life. With a razor blade she may have believed was a wash-cloth.

    ...
    To that which is everything and is not, which was everything and was not, which will be everything and won't.

    Thank you for the strength you have given me,
    forgive me for i know what i have done,
    may others find the forgiveness in their soul for the trespasses I may have unknowingly committed,
    help me to forgive myself.

    My mom wrote this.

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  13. The first child this happened to was murdered before the age of 3, out of mercy.

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  14. Add in my gmail.com chat logs and you may now know what i have been through...

    with some other stuff left out for decencies sake.

    it has happened before me as well.

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  15. We have abused communication using this device,

    we must be [misunderstood silence].

    and I am Gaijin.

    and then Annie walked up and screwed my entire grasp of that language up.

    so no, no one has ever helped me.

    would you like someone to?

    the only person that was willing to help me, is ?

    sorry love, i was in the hospital and yes i did have someone to watch out for you- despite the vicious jokes, casa blanca cafe did stay a family and maintained it's beef with the westend[sic inn]: strange, despite the quandry they were still willing to steal my credit card information to help you- i hope the rent money i gave you worked out well, your former roomie idunno.trevor_mackenzie_johnson

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  16. Even if you are a serial killing homosexual tattooed bint, section 8_"9 is still here to help you.

    you are our server, although not literally.

    happenstance they still help her.


    she might be.

    if i haven't been in a coma then my first child should be between 14-17.

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  17. You cry and All i Can do Is watch Through the Shadows of these minds.

    i miss you, your sight, smell, even that god awful taste that tells me you have been eating.

    since we found the evil summer camp, and miscommunicated playground

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  18. I hope that large indian doesn't confuse you with the delicate skinny that might be being turned into a tribble,

    because to me you are all that's important, you are my light, my world, all that matter's.

    I will never forget you, and I hope that the choices you need to make for your own happiness and easy survivability will include me. Even if i am some sort of f*ed up synth.
    I miss you my little girl,
    But i miss you more my love, i wish i could hear your laughter, you language, your name, your perception, your thought. But i know that my knowing any of this prevents you from achieving that happy place, that wonderful, special, warm place inside where all the bad things come to not and all the good things knot up and you suddenly know that life is wonderful, that life is worth living, and all the foolish concepts of society are just a game- one that you may even enjoy playing.

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  19. I posted this because I have only one actually year to live. Despite What I know, What other's may know. The actual truth of reality.
    The truth from the great deity.

    For I go into the void. Into the abyss itself, to wash with oblivion and be at one with nothing. To be at peace with all existence without interference, until you need another good soul.

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  20. I am medically ill. but all the doctors/medics/healthcare-proffessionals are too busy taking care of serial killers and like all of (0123456789) 10 engineers.

    so yeah this is hell.

    1 sobe energy

    extended watch cycle

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  21. instead of bending the truth, i plan on murdering myself so i get to as close to the timing as possible.
    i found a place to buy a gun today
    sorry
    i have gotten more to eat today than the last 20
    ...
    yeah i know no one cares about me.
    maybe a galaxy phone will convince me otherwise assuming i can find a place to rp.
    you know the only advice that i have been given is that when not if but when i do , do it at sea to make sure my body is disturbed as little as possible.
    what makes this hell is everyone else gets enough to eat, enough to drink, a place that they enjoy living, and people that care about them.
    oh well,
    this good man be broke.

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  22. i truly truly believed in that "stuff" and this is how they treat me.
    so some serial-killer casino huh?

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  23. yeah i am going to attempt to call ems before, just to make sure no one gets in trouble for it.

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  24. y'all asked how did society get to be this way. this is your response

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  25. Outer Limits, second run of the series- tertiary attempt.open

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  26. 1 situational copyright felony after another
    2020 -> well elliot gconzsuelazxs you shouldn't have stolen a "spanish" kid's identification

    wiggly wavy arm guy (flash back sound effect)

    ... ok that was a bad idea, so was the mecha model

    ... mmmmm gummies

    ok i give, i suck at baseball but i still like the braves who are far different from the indians.
    oh and my parents wrote earth
    k
    i wrote the holly blible
    ......
    what?
    .....
    all the writer's in the world are gathered in this box, that includes the writer's of computer code...
    .....
    ok....
    .....
    and i am the father of your child.
    yes yes you are ...
    and they are the father of mine...
    huh?
    no really.
    inter-spatial folding and denial of the existence of an object leads to pregnancy and sometimes viable progeny.
    no really.
    ...
    so what the rest of the world just doesn't care ?
    no uhhh they are like too busy watching the crap we write and like too busy doing dumb things, and occasionally sports....
    whoever it was that re-began the my preciouses gag i am blaming
    hang on their should be another hypen....
    don't you mean hyphen?
    no i meant what i said.
    wtf n00b ... so who's playtesting this mod?
    gooks
    yeah the rest of the world does have a holophone.
    but hey you got an antique typewriter.
    screw you do you know how many tattoos and boob-jobs i had to go through to get this?
    uhhhh.... what?
    oh the galaxy s is ancient technology we like have holographic projectors
    from electrified neon glassware
    no wonder they have such a hard-time playing the holophone.

    ...

    you have taken cartoons and television way too seriously
    i asked for it to tell me the truth... what?!

    dammit i wanted it to lie, because there is no way i can smuggle the materials to build a personal shuttle into jail.

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  27. yes jesus is a space-man

    yes he has finally come back to earth

    ohmg is the tone-deaf chanter's voice finally wearing out?

    are the knights of nu ready?

    quick get the watery bint and a scimitar

    no i cannot be a saber or a sabre it has to be a scimitar.

    next person to leap through a large amount of time that we have to set up a religion for?

    yes

    .

    yall make way too much sense.

    why do i feel brain dead?

    lack of nutrition.

    hmmm.... are you sure they havent been force feeding us?

    no. nor do i want to know.

    are you sure?

    or know why you used us in that sentence.

    yeah we are sure.

    so where are the drawers?

    well the boxers are in the cupboard, the briefs have been eaten, and the knickers are being slicked.

    no i mean like where are the drawers....

    oh they are in the cabinet.

    no i mean like where are the people who draw.

    oh uhmmmm in space?

    no

    is this a joke?

    no

    hmmm... i guess in another mental institute like this one, same with the people who scrape rocks, and any who play.

    hmmmm.... and those who use electronics?

    yes which is why you are being moved to cell 13-B

    to prevent you from infecting us with ideas

    ok what is to prevent the tick spider insect bug thingey from infecting me?

    oh we aren't worried about those kinds of infections....

    isn't this why mexico/puertorico/spain/japan/and that place in florida that got whacked by the hurricane hired a private armed services unit to protect us from these people?

    no uhhh .... so a hooker and a bum stole my stash again huh?

    yeah.l....

    hmmm.... fffff.

    well i guess we could ask to be let back into a liberated society.

    that false impression you have of the catholic church that worships the holy bible is not going to be any help....

    it might work for me....

    or i might like actually get a circular home from which i can borrow a cool car and walk between the grocery store and like have a working electronic and like~

    why are you waiting?

    oh so the kid that i pooped out because of that guy moves out willingly because he thinks he either has a girl or at least has a career or some special education facility.

    you make too much sense.

    i had no clue what i was saying....

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  28. the one thing that i am thankfully not responsible for is medical billing,
    although i think if i was then i would be allowed to live...
    i'm not sure why, something about employment ...
    but all it does is make it difficult to make an appointment.

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  29. which is why it is suddenly difficult to wake up from a coma.

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  30. crap that guy is my child, i am now responsible for medical billing... please at least admit you got a tattoo.

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  31. uhhh i admitted to everything... haven't you been paying attention?
    that the people i talk to about those things still put them on the forms?
    pr: btw it is a good idea to lie to the original medical billing peeps.
    pr: i was honest, on one. the one that i spiritually believed would make it to a competent ethical medic

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  32. wow, some wood furniture, a gummy factory, and toy making, with paper-recycling and all of a sudden they believe we are elves....

    oh wait we are....

    and yes you are still responsible for everything that sucked in the last 20 years....

    holy crap i really did get badly injured and sorta fixed... fuck i am the president....

    ....

    ....
    western branch baseball rules!
    ....
    i am now resigning in favor of a circular box with limited furniture, a working electronic, the ability to make medical appointments, the rights to occasionally borrow a decent car (or at least believe i am borrowing it while somebody qualified drives) and the rights to no longer have to deal with trading 1's and 0's for food.....
    great bridge wrestling is for n00b$ ok i'm done now, its up to y'all....

    (why did medical care become sexual for my mother? oh yeah thats right... that emergency call... hmmm... kids should not be allowed around people meditating or medicating...)

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  33. I am attempting to apologize...
    which is why i directly mention suicide,
    i am really sorry for making the community [error word that is not properly insulting enough]
    "I brink you ze proof tis not a furbie... although that was clever"
    i do give you props for getting us to post on a gay website.... considering, ...

    anyways the only reason i have a problem with this community is that they are eventually going to eat all of us.

    uhhh....

    yes for everything bad i am suddenly to blame.
    ....
    ....
    ...
    maybe i didn't bring an epiphany to your religious rite, but i think that you should still accept this heartfelt apology and allow me to live a liberated lifestyle...
    ..
    ...
    .....

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  34. if it wasn't me, it was my kids, and if it wasn't them then it was my various uncles and scouts....

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  35. we really need to stop sending him to summer camp...

    oh wow, my parents still haven't discovered that is a robot model...
    it doesn't even look anything like me....
    ....
    yes the one that is speaking....

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  36. bill and ted...

    i can't believe that worked...

    me either...

    omg we might have to do it again...

    well ... seems like that shouldn't be too hard...

    this one smeeelllelelelly trackxsz....

    oh

    perhaps... no that won't work....

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  37. eventually i will turn this into a comic

    ...

    dammit we were going to do that...

    eh i figure the random graphic imagery should be enough

    ....

    no way....

    the author was continously on set and on camera ... for both the movie and the tv series... which is why they think it sux...

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  38. stupid corpse.

    .....

    anytime we get together things go wrong, unless we are transporting to the ER....

    lol

    strange how that works...

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  39. dear: summer camp, scout camp

    you need a more cleverly dressed reporter-scribe... although she was hot...

    oh and p.s. not a single person is coming after us....

    p.p.s. that's not true we are being hunted by the previous camp counselor...

    p.p.p.s. no really, they keep doing fly-by's


    ......

    all i needed was the information, why the fuck are you giving it to everyone except the person who requested it?

    .....

    well the world is going to end... 80 some years left...

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  40. all because i refused to agree that mixing red
    and green and mixing orange and black make the same color....

    there is a difference between brown and tan,

    there is also a maturity to being willing to play on the playground...

    you mean where everyone else got neutered and where i nearly broke my neck?

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  41. some sunny D.


    if the people who abducted me here hadn't taken the kayak and my traveler's checqkues i wouldn't have a problem

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  42. it was when i woke up and realized i was responsible for everything lame.

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  43. I would like to add another demand to the list of the Occupy Wall Street campaign:
    the end of public reporting of medical conditions, with the exception of public welfare concerns about the spread of infectious or infestuous diseases- i.e. the reporting of individuals with health problems must end.

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  44. ^upon*

    the creepiest thing that has ever happened to me, that i wish to recall, was the slicing of myself in (arts & crafts)(gifted class) and revealing the dead fat in my skin.


    the problem with police states, like the United Nations - the Authority, is the forced housing protocol. It allows for something that is oft disregarded by modern science, the possession of a body by mites- often insectoid or buggish in nature i.e. (spiders, hispanic lady prison with a midgette) or (fleas, the guy in Hair) || (roaches, caterpillar-like, worms) || (other parasites like ameobas, viral proteins, bacteria), also known to occur with anemones and other anthropoids during burial at sea.
    granted the housing lockdown measures does limit this, however, it also enforces the spread.

    This would be the reason I am particularly against burial and funeral homes.
    However, due to the limited nature of medical science and how to tell when one is dead I am also against cremation/incineration and eating the dead.
    The freezing of the dead in Ice is a solution, however, it may lead to a bacterial infection in later years; such as small-pox, bubonic plague, the "common" cold, or a renewal of HIV/SIV/AIDS, or even worse illnesses.

    Of the OPTIONS: I PICK CRYOGENICS. Due to the possibility that if I wasn't dead I might survive the process. Instead of the normal ARTIC dumping, I would prefer it to be a scientific process. I hereby donate my body to Medical Science for it, however, I do not wish some strange sort of socio-pyschophysical or some strange complete slicing of my body...
    Then again this probably only results in me becoming frozen food.... But I am willing to take that risk. Asgard Be Thanked.
    :Strange that the racist fascist civilization that I am against is probably the only reason that I am able to type this.
    :Then again that is probably because the other societies had a form of compassion by giving in when the threat to destroy the world arose.
    :And all of it could be prevented with the death of the red queen and a different outcome to both, war of the roses. [Illiad, Ivalice Lions].[Stag.Hynd, Cougar.Leopard, Beaver.Fox.Rooster] {, : .} (Mantis, *?)

    function vs method vs continuance class :: data passing vs processing vs conversion;

    yield.graph(equivalency, *efficiency?) += [dolphin.octupus, lizard.snake, manticore.*?(dominant species lost overload error.overlord, non-mammalian_potentialpossible`read_out.mythical_fungal_critters.ameobic_anthropoids_lurrrrrr_thosethingsinthesimpsonsthatclaimtheyareinspace),(not moss.lichen.barnacle, fungal_potentiality, other and it is probably going to eat me no matter what I do)

    (Speaking of which i am really tired of repeats, and it is sad that Neverland (reglished porn) and Stargate are like the only two shows worth watching however, that is probably because I am oblivious to the other shows that may be being aired.) Damn re-runs they're all alike.

    There is some sort of life that I am completely unaware of........

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  45. Man = Ameobic, diseased, flesh-bag;
    Outer Limits , Twilight zone = How to cook Man;
    war pigs?
    pigs are classified as genetic crossover, mostly mammalian.

    Mammal != Marsupial;

    mammals come in a variety of forms, both with pouches and with vaginas.

    Note, critter is not avian although their involvement was ignored as the religous argument was not involved with the succession at the time.

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  46. As the Rooster plays the fool, and the Drakes pretend to be dead, the serpents were silent for once, and yet a flower's mischeif doth play as the colors dimmed and a jester's hat land on the stage. For twas all for naught, as we were still their servants and slaves. Indenturement forgot we looked to our clan within, and underneath the bear's guidance we begot forgotten kin. Thus it twas that a deer did pass and no one understood what was forgotten upon that twilight eve so dim, such was all this when it occured to both kith and kin that nothing we knew could predict such an end. In the envisioning we did, not one wonder was beheld, instead the terror of the hexadiameter's bell foretold when such as myth would begin. As all upon thine Isle of man, looked up and beheld it's monstrous master the fiend of impotence- thy dominance shan't come again.
    Lend, Lend, Lend me your ear friend- for a story we shall pretend, as the discovery of this varmint led to mine and our own doom- demise- ruin- les fin.

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  47. (NOTE IF YOU EVER GET THE OPPoRTUNITY TO FINISH THIS all feminine parts are to be spoken in rhyming dactyllic triameter 4 groups of 3 syllable phrases with the accent on the first syllable, first syllable of the 4th phrase of each line must rhyme with the corresponding syllable of the line before it
    masculine in rhyming haiku 5-7-5, 7-7, 5-7-5 interior rhyme on 5-7-5, 5-4, 1-5-3, 4-5, 2-3-3.)

    and the narrator speaks in a hexidiameter similar to above.

    note i will never get the opportunity to go to a real school, i am going to ask my congressman and senator where i can find a liberated and free society, and we'll see tomorrow if i can get complete information access.

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  48. now when a sexy hermaphrodite throws a malfunctioning [data processor, computer, error: both of those words have turned out to be misused in a really f*ed up way] at you, turn around and take a picture so you can guess on whether your eyes can see the tattoo... and yes then you would have found me

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  49. i would be 6'2" if my brain stem wasn't wrapped around my spinal cord...

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