Thursday, November 17, 2011

Nice Work Space-Janitor


www.onlinekendo.com:
Gi
Bogu
bokken

www.leonpaulusa.com,
Fencing Armor, Sabric Epee


Lowes/Home Depot:
Armor Materials

www.amazon.com:
Amazon Cart, +RiotShieldSuit, +Otterbox

little joe's:
Car-Automobile (Corvette body, Hybrid engine)

Best Buy:
Mini-Fridge
Hot Plate
Blender
Phone/Glasses/TV/Keyboard/Mouse/Headphones/Microphone ->info access

Wal-Mart/Sears:
Pan
Plate
Mug
Knife/Spork
Can-Opener

www.scuba.com/scuba-gear/
scuba-equipment

www.parachuteshop.com/Softie%20Parachutes.htm
http://www.paragear.com/templates/parachutes.asp?group=4&level=1
parachute - softieseat $2,275.00

www.mountaingear.com
Climbing harness

TCCVB:
Medical Equipment

http://www.sierratradingpost.com/snow-sports~d~22/
snowsuit

*?
stilsuit (flex-all, rubber, petroleum jelly, plastic, (edge caulking) flex-all){satyr construction to account for foot-pocket/belt-pocket/helm-pocket condensation , 4 straw (pack-valve))

+current_"ownership"=
survival


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Hips:

stag/hynd
leopard/tiger
elephant
mantis
crane
turtle
peacock
rooster
penguin
dolphin
crab
otter
manatee
seal

mecha
communications equipment
telescope
multi-dimensional spiral

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Crotch:


dream
infinitenothing
dotlinetrianglecubetesseract
heart
star


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Back/Ass:


tattooed drake (world peace translation)
deity-world tree

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Legs:


scribble-rainbow
tribals-phoenix


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Arms:

coexist (governmental)
drake
coexist (religous)
barbed wire

volcanoe
tornado
cave
hurricane

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Face/Head/Neck:

predatorscript
mimic
imagine

mu
oil-lamp with light-bulb
skull
sun

barcode

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Stomach/Sides:

xeno vs. cthulu
3 sexy warrior fairies (bat, butterfly, bird){recurve bow, shield, spear-sword}[may switch with animal hips]

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Tits:

baka gaijin

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+boobs
= sexy bint

21 comments:

  1. Building a better light_bulb and plasma technograph.

    Time travel and removing oneself from the earth's rotational spin: wait long enough and it will reset.

    Lords of Ultima: the only reason it takes hours and hours is to not overload the server with commands from various players MMO


    The only reason i am against most mmo's is due to the need to pay a monthly fee.

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  2. Note: may want to add a recurve bow and a gun to the list.

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  3. my solution for everything and anything && *? + whatever else that may come up is to launch it to space.

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  4. like calling Jenga when it is an impossible stack.

    (name of a "holy" place, or original city- supposedly located in africa - possible locations also include hindu subcontinent * west of china north of middle-east)

    I miss my city of odd-shaped little blocks that i built at my dad's that one summer : age 12ish

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  5. when i got hit with a car, they refused to take me to a hospital-medical_center which accepted my medical insurance: tricare, medicaid, optima healthcare

    to refuse: denial of service

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  6. hard knox = grassfield

    thanks for making it difficult, don't really have a point

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  7. like when i used to be beaten by my father for being smart
    or when i got in trouble for reading on the playground
    or that one dream where kids played baseball using me as the home plate

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  8. or like when there were razor blades in the apple jacks:
    razor mail.

    twas poetic, no one left to speak out and all
    .........

    or the poisonous frosted flakes
    ..........

    i mean really none of can make or attend the proper medical appointments nor extra-cirruclar activities nor even enjoy safe housing... no really it's sinking into the swamp and wouldn't suprise me if somebody was buried underneath.

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  9. Found Another Reason I have a serious Hatred for this society:

    using insecticide is a war crime, getting a tattoo is a war crime, search Greek-Social-Collegiate life and you will find my war crime; however, making that chick masturbate in public isn't a crime nor is fingering that individual's asshole in the library.

    So you know what y'all can like go to the abyss, because that's the best compassion i can give you.

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  10. oh and making us smoke isn't a crime.
    and neither is making us live in a ghetto:
    so guess what I am right in hating your society.

    p.s. never have i ever forced someone to live in harsh circumstances and the ghettoe those blondes live in is nicer than the ghettoe i am living in.

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  11. No
    I never willingly used the name Trevor Mackenzie Johnson- except for study purposes

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  12. Note: it is not necessarily the doctors&|Medics but the jerks in medical billing, and the "ladies" that haunt their offices.

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  13. note: none of the above equipment will help .one to survive. a plasma reaction especially if it is a chain reaction- although it might help one's awareness/spirit prove that it is pretend/imaginery/fake

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  14. since y'all abducted me and my lover,
    i will destroy anyone's happiness that i can.

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  15. we won't even go into the torture performed: square boxes, lack of mythical entertainment, the beatings, the lobotomization, the car accident, the pretending to be my friend so you can stab me in the back.

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  16. the real question is what happened to the kid that used to hide in the dryer?

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  17. most military, armed services bases started with armed gangs (little creek, robin): and a loose alliance that allows for some co-operation, generally around leadership/political\societal_control ideology, like demographism=democracy or fascist_republicanism or socialist_communism.

    micrologistics, macrologistics;

    i'll deal for a little while but i am going to try to get to a liberated free civilization{society!=pacifism);

    aged 35 shot himself in the chest, planned it for 23 years.

    yield~=shiny.cloth
    return 1x1 yard;

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  18. i mean really what is going to happen when a katana gets thrown at you by a saucy dick-girl?

    i dunno does it make me president?

    it might, depends on whether or not it hits you. if it misses i would go with matriarch of a semi-autonomous gynocratic cooperative municipality.

    //hmmm.... should i .... nah twould ruin thine surprise... (the reason i was charged with torture)//

    or if a book gets thrown at you by a psychotic moralist?

    oh that one's easy i become caliph

    ....
    offending people with a feminist monty python...

    that is among the many things this individual will be left to wonder about...

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  19. that and exactly the cause of chicks making a move on each other, and exactly how and when women decide to have sex with one another: note even were the species to come to an end i will not interrupt this

    -> the serving of pie... i can actually rewrite monty python and the holy grail from a feminist perspective without becoming feminazi, the only thing is that it includes a long tone-deaf chant (flat with a a-c variance, note also works in opposite for males as a flat with a f-d variance: note if it goes sharp it is because they are angry)

    note: monty python is somehow code for how to confuse a girl... like lawnchairs and mowers

    but then again how would I know, i seem to be stuck in a transgendered community and all of the opposite straight normal sex (chicks) try to eat me or rape me ....

    there was a woman once that seemed above all of this and was willing to bring me into the circle but the only result was being beaten senseless and the smoking of drugs/intoxicants and the snorting of medication.

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  20. last time i tried to commit suicide, i fought for life, by the time i got the rope undone all i heard was someone calling my name- it did not sound friendly- and some sort of chiming.... then i felt stupid and had a mild euphoric rush...

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