Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Memoirs of a Retired Cat Herder

Compile my writings and papers together, even the "defaced" books....

and we publish it as:

Memoirs of a Retired Cat Herder.

27 comments:

  1. because we have been selling our babies to people as robots...

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  2. If it wasn't for corporations and insurance policies i would be in good health.
    If it wasn't for debt collectors, shady individuals, and thugs I would be happily married.
    If it wasn't for false accusations i wouldn't be afraid of the law.
    If it wasn't for corrupt elections, I would be a citizen.
    If it wasn't for violent actions of the military i wouldn't be living with a fake mom.
    If it wasn't for corrupt farming pranks I wouldn't be afraid for my life.
    If it wasn't for egalitarian elitism i would be well educated.

    In sum your social control methods have led to the death of 97% of your populace.

    So yes I have the right to post threatening sounding messages upon the internet.
    In the hopes that some one will realize the cause and bring about an ethical change to your despicable practices.

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  3. If it wasn't for religion I would have friends.

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  4. if it wasn't for information blocking i would be creative.

    if it wasn't for technological fabrications i would be more playful.

    if it wasn't for thirsty thursdays she would still be a virgin

    if it wasn't for lack of oversight this would be fixable.

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  5. if it wasn't for money i would i be well fed, entertained, and probably relaxed.

    if it wasn't for identity theft i wouldn't be in debt.

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  6. 20 years ago i was a prince.

    and yes we were allied with Saudi Arabia, and it is plausible that we may still be.

    We are definitely allies with Oman and Q'tar.

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  7. Iran, Iraq, Turkey, and Israel, and a host of others (Malaysia) will not be mentioned outside of this in order to give them the proper respect that they deserve.

    U.S. Vietnam policies and consequences: before the U.S. 99% of all citizens were able to achieve access to medical care. Before the U.S.A. -> U.S. conversion the United Nations was an effective mediator. before the U.S. most citizens and communities were happy. During the period of the U.S. attempting to assert false republican legitimacy of demographism there were free elections and fair rights extended to all citizens. Today, that is not the case. Due to societal psycho-physical exercises there has been an increase in terrorism, racism, sexism, and criminality.

    The road to the [deep desert] is paved with good intentions.

    I for one do not wish to be free, however I do wish to be liberated.

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  8. if you find a body it wasn't suicide
    if you don't find a body it was murder
    if you find fleshy remnants it was the savages with whom i am forced to live
    if you find a body and it disappears i faked it
    if you find a body and it isn't mine, then someone else faked it
    if you find a gummy then i did commit suicide, but only if it is my bodies human flavored gummy
    if you have yet to understand this then you are the law enforcement professional
    if i am hiding then you will only know by the stench of various herbs and urine...
    if you have commented i won't ever get your communication.

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  9. how i would like to go to my finale, (funerary arrangements);

    my "book/writings/papers" published with the first copy in my grasp,

    full battle dress: african kendo bogu, chain/wire overlay with reynold's wrap bonding, 10 x 1 yard wrap of shiny cloth (silky soft smooth diaphanous], celtic cape, kite shield, sword- in the closet, long sword, air pressure crossbow broken, smith and wesson knife, steel toed soft leather boots, soft leather gloves with claws, ipod with headphones [the real kind that is both a collapsible tent and electronic communicator], neck guard, fencing style mask helm with steel-hematite reinforcements, survival equipment, honey-sap fruity nut bread, thick leather belt with bags for equipment and food, flask filled with a sake and alchoholic fruit beverage and the elusive translucent blue sobe, and a working model of a corvette-(lamborghini diablo) hybrid with the van rolly door and the angular hinge (one that works as a quadro, [air land sea space, with dive capabilities])

    to have my body burned at sea

    to have my skull planted in a glacier

    a love letter from someone who really cared

    the destruction of this falsified punitive and monetary system

    and a 21 gun salute at the National Cemetery

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  10. Everything Should Happen without Tangent.... How to make a crystal skull: soak skull in aluminum jelly, melt frozen water,helium, and a high concentration of nitrogen. gas release .. almost instantly melt any tissue left. freeze skull in liquid nitrogen... store in below freezing temperatures in a Helium, hydrogen environment. slowly unfreeze over the next 10000-100000 years please incinerate my flesh, and freeze my skull
    Music
    Anything that is disestablishmentarian, so that we can evolve society
    Television
    Cartoons and fantasy
    Books
    The terrorist handbook, Terry Pratchett, Holy Writings, Anarchist cookbook, Utopia
    Heroes
    Dead people, libertarians, Cavemen, people of valor

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  11. oh and to have my photographs and videos to be compiled into a motion picture with my writings translated for subtitlings, and a soft basic-treble classical remix with that automaton that can correct pronounce twaiellax in a starry sounding voce.

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  12. my low class kayak, to be burned off the coast of japan with a trajectory toward madagascar

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  13. sails trimmed for brazil, with an oar pointing to tazmania

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  14. moss and cannabis (indica/sativa) and tobacco and poppy and red wood and cedar and white cypress and black oak and eucalyptus leaves and sugar caine leaves and cocoa leaves as padding...

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  15. Trevor Mackenzie Johnson
    ca. 1985 August 16 - ca. 2013 January 1

    (365.25 day calendar)

    Died from a knife blow to the heart and a garrote to the neck.

    Spent the last 20 years of his life knowing that the Earth (planet we live on) was an inescapable (place not to be mentioned for the knowledge of it brings [torment, agony, misery])

    Truly was a good man forced into a criminal lifestyle due to a con (vicious lie) that was told to his parents.

    Cared about honesty, honor, respect, and love.

    Enjoyed animals, machines, electronics, and magic.

    Framed for committing an act of terror.

    Despised reality television, socialism, and [bigotry racism sexism].

    Wished for a better home and a loving wife.

    Wanted other people to be happy and to live what could be called a ritzy lifestyle.

    Was damaged severely before what is suspected to be a suicide.

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  16. posted all of this just over a year before his death.

    was never treated fairly or even in a dignified manner.

    corporate society, pranksters, and corrupt law enforcement are to be blamed for it.

    Always treasured anything that was given to him in a heart felt manner.

    Probably won't be missed because nobody knew anything about him.

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  17. Also wished for the capability to give birth,

    hated eating, having to speak in an arrogant basic manner, and any abusive action.

    Despite what was done to him he never preformed a truly despicable act.

    Mercy was his last word.

    If given uncorrupted informative knowledge data, he probably would have been able to pursue his dream job of being a cat herder in space.

    Due to his lack of fiscal means he was not able to register his pack/pride/herd as pets and they were slaughtered and eaten because of it.

    Not a single person ever helped him out, despite that he was willing to give almost anything to anyone who asked wether or not they were criminals or angels.

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  18. Wasn't allowed to live in a liberated society no matter how much he asked/begged.

    Was used as a test-subject in a societal psycho-physical.

    Had vicious demeaning mind-games performed upon his life even after the bitter end.

    Was incarcerated several times under spurious evidence.

    Completely had faith in a deity, who he knoweth will forgive him for this terrible method of self-immolation into martyrdom.

    Was mostly apathetic during the few social interactions he had.

    Could not deal with some bitch's tivo, nor the policies that forced him to live with two man-eating fat chicks, or the lack of liberty allowed to him, or the lack of creativeness in society.

    Truly hoped that his death would make this place a better world.

    Truth is that Trevor Mackenzie Johnson is not his name and he never knew his own nor his nation of origin.

    Never really had a friend outside of his animal companions.

    Desired for the trees and plants to also be given equal rights along with all life upon the planet.

    Lived in fear due to excessive punitative punitive disciplinary actions.

    Prayed for a hero rescuerer to extract him from his dismal circumstances.

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  19. leaves of the guarana, expresso, and blue melon to be written upon with blood and placed in pouch.

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  20. Perhaps it was the lack of shapes other than cubes, mayhaps it was the lack of epics/legends/mythology/fantasy entertainment, possibly it was the lack of company other than my "mother" and some chick eating her way out of my "sister", plausible it was the lack of a paid career, definitely it was the inability of persons to stop inflicting negative consequences.

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  21. then again there is also the lack of a complete and proper video game.

    also the lack of persons to realize that he was always aware of when he was being watched or messed with.

    everyone i (he) has ever met is at fault for his (my) murder-suicide.

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  22. it is also the fault of everyone that ever tried to communicate with him (me).
    and the fault of debt collectors for loans he did not intentionally take out.

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  23. And shall we also take into account the number of rumors that were believed about him (me).

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