When shit hits the fan, hide and run.
When a child fucks up severely, you take the blame and make sure that the kid is then raised by the po50iloe
way this is from _*$?%#&!@^
When a child fucks up severely, you take the blame and make sure that the kid is then raised by the po50iloe
way this is from _*$?%#&!@^
be inspired,
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try,
attempt,
contemplate,
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Relax
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some of the bloodstains are from cheney masturbating,
ReplyDeletei am reasonable responsible for the clearish white ones - lymphatic node, adrenal-testosterone gland, cystic infecstations (pimples, *syphilis?_naomien).
the brown ones are the result of the grinding, chemical digestion, and compression assualtmurder.victims*_casual-donations
the yellow-clear ones are the result of nitrating water and fluid digestion (note if extremely dehydrated it is brown)
the reason for that is that sex is often the result from injury and from another perspective of growing up, [spinal column exposure , tail explanation].
I will always be available,
ReplyDeleteon-scene may take some time.
analysis and clean-up is free.
arrest is not plausible unless committed in front of me [relative range dependentcy , _causal unknown leads to complete and total identification ,_lackofdataorinterpretivefeelmayalsoresultinidentificationfactorsortimeskew , may_arrest_everyone.federalUSUNEUPMCPASSECPOLturnover , locals and awol marshalls are not involved in this due to the lackofknowledge that results from unknown corruption]
plausible skills:
Emergency First Responder
Christmas gummys are so not easy.
ReplyDeleteon another note why are the insectoids invading?
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spray, fruit, and light at night = the winged variety
but why the roaches, spiders?
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someone buried?
perhaps
mimics maybe
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plausible: pets with pets
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likely: they were here first, neighbors saying hi, natural war, food depot (furniture, clothing books), built the electronics, easy place to hide, assumed friendly due to halloween decorations
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implausible: i am in a giant mecha, i am an insect
When I think of America:
ReplyDeleteI think of savagery, primitivism
I think of concepts like racism, socialism, communism, popularism, skewed flawed demographism, fanatacism, fascism, authoritarianism
I think of a place that has never been honest with the people, a place that has only shown the bigotry that voting causes.
I pray everyday that it stands for the morning emergency room intensive care administration- and that such is merely one section of the US/UN social structure, and as such it has only the control that victims and stupidity will provide- the problem with such a concept is accident engineering.
When it comes to American literature, i think of darkness and sad things. When it comes to the music I think only of the Militarism that revolution causes (under the assumption that such is the medical center, i am glad for such as it reminds a patient to keep their heart beating and their lungs pumping).
I AM AFRAID, not of America but what it keeps forcing into the world. I am afraid not of the American concentration camps, nor of the American military- but instead the depravity that they cause.
I have only had a problem since America FORCED ME TO BE HERE- PHYSICALLY.
As sad as it is, shooting that guy in the face was actually a good thing- and not the proof of the container shape, but because (s)he was sealed inside something and it helped to save their life.
ReplyDeleteYes it did do permanent irreparable damage (probably mostly to their psyche)(now learn to leave the violence in the arena)
i still have no clue about trajectory.
ReplyDeletebut i am sure i am in unfriendly territory since eating seems to be common.
NO NOT PHYSICALLY. (yeah this one time i asked someone to turn me into a sandwich)
ReplyDeleteso like if i don't voluntarily smoke, they pump out the oxygen....
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even worse, if i wake up out of a coma it proves to be really popular and i become a deity...
no what's worse is that you are also responsible for the simpson's, futurama, aeon flux, advanced dungeons & dragons, and family guy, oh and that one show about beavis and butthead, daria, american dad, and what's it called? the one show about the kids in college where it proves this is all a role-playing game?
no no no it is a real probe....
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and the free-society, earth, holly blible, elliot gonzalez
the revival of eating smoking and drinking
and vegas-style native american jewish casino's
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electrified neon glass, lava lamps, quick bullet-proof armor, that army of mecha-minitaures, the rise of the cat populace, money, religions, militaristic terrorists, plane-jackings, the realization of all evil being posted on the internet, calculator watches, efficiency construction, several of those famous people breeding, vibrating cell phones, mobile communities, the ease of building air-powered rifles and hydrogen bombs, the spread of various diseases, the lack of food in most areas, the spread of fake drugs, crappy health food, the sudden resurgence of socialism, easy body modification, ease of travel (if i think of this i suddenly am responsible for it) (mam they even tried beating it out of me, it was the last straw so to speak)(yeah it probably was me)....
no i am actually being serious
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that is why i laugh while crying, because it is all my fault.
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crap it was the slashing of tires in nevada....
ReplyDeletehey at least i made it to a con, where i could be ignored like the lame loser i am....
yes even zoids....
yes idea theft...
yes situational copyright felonies...
i am suddenly understanding why they put me in such a crappy think-tank...
oh and several darwin awards.
Things that i am not proud of but responsible for nonetheless:
ReplyDelete~chick becoming a drug addict
~shooting a baby in the back of the skull with a low-velocity B.B.
~A certain reconciliatory revolution in society
~The hardships placed upon my "mother"
~The failure of several students
~The aggravated damage to several motor-vehicles
~The destruction of many people's brain cells and property
~The destruction of several marriages
~The ambiguity of certain websites
~A degree of pollution to the environment
~The death's of several animals
~The arming and armouring of several individuals which should not have had it
~The inability of several children to communicate effectively
~The theft of a police car
~The theft of several computer systems
~The lack of trust within a liberated society, however, that was because I told them the truth
~The instantiation of a shadow vigilante group
~The defamation and destruction of my own body
~The inclusion of skinnies and fatties within the same family unit
~And more things that i have not been able to admit to yet.
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May the deity forgive me for volunteering to be used in such a manner.
The escape of several known racist groups...
ReplyDeleteThe resurgence of a primitive savage ethic- honor code.
The cheating of many students upon official exams.
The thing is, that shot was a richochet...
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