Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Things that would make my life suddenly stop being boring\lame\crappy also known as reasons I wouldn't be hateful:

#|0) People to stop talking about the divine/arcane/demonic like they actually knew what they were talking about
1) A vagina penile tail, with plenty of sperm, ovae, and especially squirt
2) Being hermaphroditic, with nice tits, and allowed to have coitus with myself, with beauty
3) Not starving due to local products
4) Not being victimized by localist, American (island/Africa/US/medical), and overly large\powerful\egotistic scum
5) being able to feel
6) Not being injured
7) A working data device instead of a crappy icon user interface for a dot com editor
{Note that .com is a command file load system for compression}
8) having awesome stuff, including happy film/video games/books specifically ones that involve dragons
9) not dealing with their douschebag children that are always all over the fucking town
10) not dealing with nature
11) having good drugs
12) a wife
13) a bullet-proof trailer
14) an ornithopter (that would be the type that uses wings to achieve lift off)
15) people that aren't fascists in pretend
16) a system that is not fascist
17) a lack of psychiatrists
18) decent corporations that merely produce awesome products for people who want them for reasons other than destruction
19) not being here, forced to live with my damn family that I find irritable
20) my penis still being attached to me
21) a lack of forced servitude
22) people that don't always lie to me
23) a lack of things that can be equated to soup-Nazi's
24) a cat that doesn't hate me
25) dragons


there are others but I am not going to post them here as I have no friends and people will prevent these from occurring


no I really don't have a reason to care and if people were going to destroy the world or commit crime I would now let them. the only reason I would call the cops or the police especially not the latter would be for the express reason to protect the property that I have reason to believe belongs to me- from mail-order.

2 comments:

  1. All of my problems in life are from the groups of people that you idealize- also known as terrorists.

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  2. Break free from pants-trouser wearing cubed shaped fascism on an 8085 processor system

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