Thursday, April 5, 2012

what I am,not,proud of:??


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  1. I am an,involuntary alumnus of a terrorist organization run by homosexuals, the cub scouts and boy scouts of America: All I have wanted for the last twenty years was to return to my residence. I am still being held hostage by racists who rape me.

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  2. After my sister left (went missing), I went to college:
    Things weren't right my freshman year, a few oggd and ends, a few busts, not enough food, and wakey drugs- I was poisoned with strychnine that summer.
    My sophmore year-
    Once upon a time I lived in trolley square apartments.
    I sat there and was a dweeb.
    I met a beautiful young woman, she moved in with me.
    That was the happiest day of my life.

    A few weeks went by, and I asked and talked with people about how to say "I love you" so that it comes out right.
    Then one day some larger ladies, claimed to have seen her kissing- I thought not of it, friendly people dont always bother me.
    And then one day, I came home and the cat (spike) was missing.
    I went downstairs and found his mangled body, I clled ***** (Manic Gunner) for a ride to the Veterinary.
    We cried together, that beautiful woman and I, but there wasn't much they could do for spike.
    Two weird things occured, being told about beasters by a girl with a name so similar, being dragged into the hallway, and a few others... On halloween- I told her "I am in love with you", she said she was a lesbian and that she didn't want pressures from somebody she lived with.
    A few weeks went by, and that was when I met Big Ben.
    He looked like me, only taller by a half of a king's foot.
    That was he day that i truly began to wonder...
    Time went by, and I found him and many more doing what is known in Japan as a "L.A.I.N." (a "L.A.I.N." is where one steps a single foot into the intersection while their is oncoming traffic, in order to cause the other people to wait and start going- millions of blind and injured have been killed, murdered, and wounded with this) It was this day that I became afraid for my physical life.
    Some more time passed, I moved with that beautiful woman to 6th S. Harrison St.
    A day came near that summer of my junior year, when Big Ben talked to me about Laura-Lee- specifically mentioned as a "magical creature". I didn't think much of it, young love. Then came the day that Laura-lee tried to poison me with a joint of marijuana xanex and aderol. Then came the day when Laura-lee started to have sex with my unwilling meditating body. I lost my job because of it- It was the only nice oppurtunity I ever had, construction 10-15 USD an hour.
    Over the summer, it was claimed that Big Ben committed suicide by jumping. I hope that fat kid pushed him.
    It did not take me long to realize that it was a prank, That was when I began drinking heavily.
    That christmas-winter break, my beautiful woman became committed.

    It was that day that I wondered, if it was engagement of which was spoke, or mental insanity- a couple months later I cancelled the phone line for which I paid for.

    Since then I have become ever more bitter, ever more angry, and continuously deadly.

    *Note: I failed out of Computer(电脑) Sciences {Logical coding for sound light boxes and other electrical instruments} because of this.

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  3. at 17, I was forced into being an underage male prostitute- because I couldn't find a way to escape from a nasty gaye fat guy.

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  4. allowing plastic weapons and a smelter to go missing.

    nearly getting me and irish mike killed by a tractor-trailor(trucker), sorry I really don't think that there was a turn signal.

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