Thursday, March 1, 2012

Amongst the many orders that we recieved that were invalid,
was a scarp of truth,
like a spec of sand found amongst the salt-
the lies,
what we actually recieve from cannibalistic savages:
a list i care not for, and none of which were amongst my indulgences
until the abduction-
we were under fire from small arms:
pistols and low-caliber rifles,
then i awoke amongst the fools and dealt with my injuries.
I have been being situationally messed with since then

and not a bit of this has been fun.

a list that was to be modified by the proggie and the fault of changing an operating system-
thus the reason i had a problem with you mitigating my data.

13 comments:

  1. because the entire time that i was wondering around richmond i was not able to find the place where the latin-linguistic convention was held.

    thus with the strange blanks left at summer camp, i must only include that i promised something about inserting a memory flaw.

    this advertisement brought to you by slacker radio.

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  2. The 1996 Olympics were faked.
    due to an terrorist attack, instead of point the blame we are going to go by another simpler explanation: so the stadium was just built- in record time, thus excess mapp gas from high-temperature welding, with a fan stomp with cleats could cause the stadium to ignite.
    I am an Olympic Bronze Medalist-
    or at least thats what the medal that appeared told me,
    i dunno a V with a torch and a red white blue ribbon leaves a good question:
    first Bronze Medalist, is it figure skating? because I am going with Michelle Quan.

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  3. summer atlanta is a hot time, with steel and flint floors could cause sparkage.

    watching me compete is like watching stupid pet tricks

    lenno

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  4. There is also a darwin award...


    so here is a good question, why are all spies addicted to tobacco and allergic to mold?

    even better yet, crap i forgot...

    cystic infection beats lymphatic cancer 2:1 odds.

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  5. and here we were hoping it would be solved by keeping you prostrate...

    this joke is not getting funny haha...

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  6. éntomon vs trilobytes vs encephlopods vs tricephlopods vs triceratops vs baby built electronics...

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  7. Rumor has it that the Playstation 9 was a dummy commercial

    ...

    no way it happened on a gas powered monorail too?

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  8. I need a life beyond History, Sports, "fiction", cards, illegal activities, sound-light boxes and sex...

    damn i just repeated my dad...

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  9. copyright felony number: guiness book of records lost count

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  10. Pirates and the USN shanghaiing people from prom everyday

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