Thursday, October 13, 2011

Making sure somebody else takes the blame

Sorry we all agreed that the baby was dead because it preformed a martial arts move in front of us, yes the guy you claim stole this identity - despite the fact that we have never caught him using a different one and has been around since before you were born. here meet ian you will be a new person and a suspected criminal the next day. we believe our sense of time is flawed so the imperials decided to agree.

63 comments:

  1. yes the guy we shot in the back of the head knew and understood more than we did

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  2. my smoke tastes like crack and plastic,.,, because it is we just dont have the indecency to use words like those nor do we understand that its different types of poop.... oh he did eventually hand it to us after disposing of the poisons

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  3. b ecause the garble growl is the effluviant langauge of effervescating illumanince your eminence and your right the garble/mumble is the natural language and there are quite a few more shapes we can fold orselves into and your right the cat does speak better.... timing and the garble without a stretch "to which thisscript fails "

    purrs

    purrs

    purrs
    your probably a victim if you dont get this, either that or you are about to be targetted but at least the computer finally understood why we rely upon a prorblem of hearing without mispronunciations thus the reason we teamed up... we had to find a way to make fun of the babies

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  4. masculine betters
    eminem : stealing candy
    rhyming dactyllic ' " triameter
    summoning didadtic * tech

    it actually takes twelve words to express express this type of poetry which is not limited by the number of words, bgut there are a limited number of ways in which a 3 x 4 variance can be expressed so that the poem makes some sort of direct sense and has a situational contextual metaphor (the only ones still able to speak properly without annoying someone with volume) did not go to collegiate-university but may have been used or study one by such and is therefore tainted meat ,,, do not meet anyone, i will have to shoot you with a high-velocity pellet gun,.... i am going to have to do the same to both you and your squad arent I?

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  5. Game of thrones, Legend of the seeker

    left stuff out, submitted to rape

    often misinterpreted the ideas and metaphors which failed to be achieved due to color choices: strange that those ideas are often left blank cmn*/.

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  6. ocg or oav or vi negating cabfile to illuminate that it is done by logically compression it is the decompression negating controller that achieves maximum efficiency

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  7. well because the one who was reading the net stuff to you was deliberated undereducated by people who specialize in pop-culture

    making agreement with terrorists
    Morning at the Medics
    the baby was shot
    no the one the hillbillies abducted
    no they are against intoxicating substances
    liquid vs the metal gear solid snake unit and mixing it up with mortal kombat
    why? because it attempted to rescue the damaged humanoid that is suspected by the males to be child-bearing and suspected by the females to be able to cause their own reproductivity (apparently thats because it does eat babies and it does cause women to be raped... i am all about liberation and a sappy song that gets us to agree that we are men... because a femputer tried to tell me this i will never agree, and i suggest you dont either but we do agree to equal rights), oh p.s. beware of the shiny cloth
    (our plan did not work but we did manage to get the blame for it)

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  8. i miss my nest bed which is why i have not had a good nights sleep in about 12 - 17 years although i suspect that it has been 20, (u) (mu) (extra tail) (some sort of median mean average complex that has a skew from a person who is definately not experiencing reality anymore, both because of

    hey that tribble, damaged humanoid is the entire reason we finally got to press a sexual assault, aggravated assault, and rape charge against a member of the police department which we suspect is not responsible for the actual law enforcement done around here.

    no it was the baby the rich kids with a theme park shot, yes the guy that doesnt speak much and is always doing things that are suspicious like sitting on a chair that has been peed on and knowing who masturbates with a condom... i believe it is because he listens to advise from transexuals and that the only entertainers on broadcast are neutered tone-deaf individuals.

    strangely enough the hill billies protect the tribble and it has a bad time when people arent having sex with it.... look intensive psychology

    .... year 1 3 and 12 .... uhmmm i believe those classes tell you i am not to be trusted because i am more likely to the right thing.

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  9. look i dont want to hear about your families misbreeding.

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  10. it all happened again
    the thing we were sent back in time to prevent was still created
    although we do not take credit for it, it still caused the thing that we liked to exist

    soooo... it was only a slight epic fail?
    no
    he did intend to shoot himself in the head
    so we gave him kevlar to control the richochet
    i really couldnt deal with this bullshit anymore

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  11. glad you realized i got someone else to post it [yes someone else]
    [sic spelling change]
    [excesive space any key]
    [yes i am posting for a tribble and all i do is type for if ififififififififififififififififfsjfaoe3wrofor htehthem ]
    [yes that means the femputer did make me its bitch]

    [&%*!]

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  12. haha you said following the rules
    haha i have to post to these
    haha you specified linguistics
    hey that means i only have to work like 2% of the day

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  13. more than that i intend on staying at the grand hyatt until i get adequate situational directions (that is where the shiny cloth comes from)

    i believe because we were given the choice on shiny balls... and none of them led to the right spot...

    perhaps because nations collapse in my wake
    due to toilet paper....

    yes james is the only one who masturbates with a condom
    that is because there is only one 1 condom on base
    and it was used by a disease infested bum who claimed it was the only reason he could get groceries (strangely i thought that was the reason they let him walk away with groceries...) yeah because he kept having to fight his way out with the bag which is what caused that guy who isnt fat to shit bbq {barb-be-que} sauce

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  14. i am glad you believe that this was a book
    no it is the events i am unaware of
    these things only happen because of the natural contextual story that is told by your misinterpretation of the langauge which is how the toddlers get a one up on the babies
    no slang really doesnt exist, neither do proper names.
    oh we suspect we just refuse to know
    which is why that guy suspects i am alive
    and that other guy suspects the Other other guy of playing with corpses
    and that guy over there knwos that there is a classical classification of children's col.? uhh put it down as species and know that it is a conjuugation of conniptions which defy god/deity as a 'C' word for species/race C(c)*?

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  15. avoiding language colloraries and watching an individual figure everything out.

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  16. after which they were taken out and shot
    strange the world has been at peace since then
    please pass me my piece which is supposed to be in the shower system you just pled guilty to stealing her weed (uhhh no cause i didnt go in the toilet, it may have been with the search for more pussy and finding your foot, which i hope you tattoo in the capital without help {yes you may buy the needle and the ink})(worst horror story that i would willing walk into, the one about the drips and sitting hidden in a car)(and how that got cross-referenced with IT sealing children up in a septic system)

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  17. often this is achieved by not putting words to the thing....
    /....//
    ....
    ...
    ..
    .

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  18. in time typing was all i had....
    they took and destroyed everything else...
    it was fun until i realized this...
    and it is only because someone got damaged...

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  19. the space of time that i do not experience is quite great, (a good person to keep your spirits up), sad that i know this and how long it is.
    yes.
    yes.
    yes.

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  20. i.e. no no no

    i.e.ie.yoiu (circular character that i do not have)

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  21. exactly what is going to happen if i use this?
    these two people are going to cuddle in an upright position using a bondage manner while the rest of us cannot get anything done/accomplished.

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  22. any word that is multi-syllabic
    because i know that no matter how hard i try to learn i am going to be incorrect about every word

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  23. i mean what if you were stuck in your own "head""mind""creative experience" and those shows that you watch are the only thing to keep you company

    might be hell on earth
    might be mars on heaven
    probably would suck

    that is why i kept shooting myself in the skull within my domicile

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  24. the original reason for folding space-time dealt with living history exercises and high-adventure (also known as stupidly using machines)

    i still cant believe that asshole invaded my monastery because he believed that religious people were good at martial arts

    did swords to plowshares teach him nothing, never use a tool that requires power.

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  25. your unit will consent that we are not martial
    your unit will consent that we do not have a monastery
    you will sit there quietly without use of your mental prowess
    you will allow us to sit quietly
    and when you choose you will ransack the village
    and we will continue to live with the occasional party
    you will agree with the former statement and no one shall be the wiser
    you will also be replaced in your nation and ours if you choose to attempt to maim anyone here especially if it leads to death

    you will also not play with dead bodies
    you will also not make jokes
    you will also not partake in any of the activities that were scheduled and you will be allowed to sit quietly in a different geographic position than before
    you will also succeed at causing the thought of decapitation to never be there or theirs

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  26. their mandate, in exchange i get my requests
    1) you do not succeed to my demands or ultimatums
    2) I am allowed "fictional" programming (called fictional because something almost always seems to go wrong)
    3) I will also be allowed a clean place to live (including clothing), paid work (until my debts are paid), decent food, and the best medical/dental care available
    4) I will occasionally be allowed to meet the opposite gender/sex and maybe become mated to the one that is of my choosing (with the chosen's consent, without "the chosen" being considered in this agreement)
    5) I will also be allowed 14 days of consecutive vacation out of 365 and 2 days of vacation out of 7
    6) I will also be allowed to experience a manicured nature without such manicured nature taking over the world/planet
    7) I will modify my body the way i need without another's input (this modification will be limited to tattooing and information intake)
    8) I will have unlimited access to information and knowledge
    9) I will never have to ask someone's permission or where a bathroom is again
    10) I will apologize for any offense i have given
    11) I will not be questioned about my zero(e)th request
    12) I will be confused, oblivious, and misunderstood
    /*13) You will never insult me or my personage again, at least without my back being turned and my ears and eyes being plugged into audiovisual equipment {it was at this point that things went incorrectly}*/
    14) You will stop making demands/requests/ultimatums(or anything of the sort) upon me without succeeding to mine
    15) You will provide me with 3 healthy meals a day without such being considered to be health food
    16) You will provide me with a community that has abstract architecture, shiny cloth, and is open 100% of the time, while being in a slightly more jungle setting without being swampy (the kid almost gave me the right word for it), near a large clean body of water {it is at this point it notes that the world lives in squalor, something about the slow time of decomposition}


    *included conundrum in the wording, will potentially be misunderstood

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  27. what do you do if you know something but cant tell anyone?
    example several community members were damaged by their own stupidity, they were then hidden in the septic system. stoners come through town and kill all the neutered ones. there is not much the breeders can do...
    there isn't enough people to shit in the toilets without pissing the stoners off.

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  28. that is why i lashed out for the last 15 years, noted silence.

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  29. slutty breeding and they are allowed to keep their own bodily fluids after being put through those machines///
    no i am not
    no i did not
    sometimes, i hope i am

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  30. we spent years restructuring kevlar only to be shot in a richochet method by one dork armed by a kid who never got what (s)he wanted for christmas...

    they'll enjoy the high-velocity rifle while your son/daughter enjoys the company of nudists who pretend/imagine/play and the only kid who knows plays with dolls...

    as everyone knows don't ever leave tools or toys or clothes or houses or children or lovers unlocked...

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  31. most of the time i sit around wishing that i had the guts to kill myself.

    i am tired of knowing. i am tired of suspecting. i am tired of guessing.

    i fear i might have to do something drastic like staying at the grand hyatt...

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  32. that hotel is in chicago, yes along the dc line.
    as the ea line and rt and h4 are inaccessible.
    which suggests you merely brought me out of a third-world village to have somebody in your society kill/murder me. at which point i will be proudly amongst the injured/damaged undead, simply to remind you not to let that guy play with dangerous objects.

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  33. there isnt much i can do, to stop them or to help you... but there is something i can do... skedaddle report, and hope they realize. while figuring out a way to situationally apologize for something that was not my fault.

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  34. only the sickest most depraved would choose to help.

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  35. you are about to find out that what you know is wrong-incorrect but i am glad you understand what kind of unit you sent into our land

    no i am not in school... but i have some sort of recognition that there is an opportunity to learn.

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  36. everyone that grew up in this nation is used to using a high-velocity vehicle that does not stop.... so i am supposed to jump from a moving vehicle? y'all are as insane as the old guy said you were.

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  37. tripped the track at the pentagon, incarcerated briefly for doing so, committed briefly for not knowing

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  38. because:
    at the time very few children have hand-written notes from their birth parents, it is why we call you an aborted fetus

    and yeah the guy was falsely blamed for a ton of stuff...

    no it was not fair to either him or stone-age cop (i hope to save ideographictime)

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  39. you will write the memo, i will draw my face
    we will then lose the groups following us
    we will then agree that no one shall be ripped off
    and we shall disagree about the word resource

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  40. we will also change agreements as situationally needed for survival of the species, and we shall not wonder about mating

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  41. we shall also hope that a lawful good drake(tatsu long) will cross the bridge being built while riding a dinosaur.

    we will both know that our troops were uncool and that the (word all of us mispronounce) will be the units symbology and that none of us agree how it should be presented, pictured, or otherwise experienced

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  42. we shall also misunderstood (the word that entails misunderstanding)(the word that entails being bad)(the word that defines we only have a limited cognition of language)(the word mentioned above)(the word of complete moral understanding with compassion)(the word that entails the ideas/thoughts/perceptions being presented) = (the word for which that we are actually looking)(ni it)(tone-deaf)(the reason you are misinterpreting our reality) :equivalent, almost equal: 0,13,42,69,77,88,00

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  43. when we finish with our requests at the grand hyatt we will be considered a winner of the lottery, be victimized in a peaceful manner, announce that we are going to learn to be jedi, and then be transported to a community where we can enjoy the rest of our measly pathetic little lives.

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  44. somehow this entire blog should be said with a force trick

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  45. stoner guy can still play with the creature that communicates situationally, the other guy seems to be technologically inept.

    all bets placed on the fight between stoner guy and (dude that we suspect is a chick) with chainsaws shall be paid to a charitable organization through which we have a payout cover-up
    ...
    who's idea was it to throw prom after scout camp? uhhh since some of us had to spend years out of school or at another one because of scout camp

    why did this fight occur? (because everyone around here thinks we to blame for it even though we a'int)

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  46. "are you fucking insane? that means we agree to take the blame."
    "so what do we do?"
    "We join the rest of our original class at the grand hyatt hotel when they finally throw prom and graduate."
    "Doesn't our showing up, prove that they are incapable of what they were about to be hired for?"
    "yeah and then we get the slick job cause we know we can do it."
    "why is this occurring, because the chosen lifelong leaders have gone a millenia without misinterpeting a peice of informative knowledge"
    "Oh so you saying the ones that know the word that we are in the process of coming up with are partying there and you think it would be polite to put in an appearance?"
    "Yeah but i also know that by us doing so disproves that the word means what they think it does, thereby eliminating the rulership of society."
    "only the people following us want to wreck the party... yes the party already includes what those invited to attend were going to damage"

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  47. "YES WE WERE INVITED... for once but mayhaps not finally, i mean really it isnt your fault you got punched in the face and it isnt his fault he took the blame, yes we do now know who did and we are hoping that guy is still behind bars..... hey its a hope"

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  48. 1) it is knotted laquered leather

    eastern vs african

    i have hated black people ever since this

    i have hated blondes ever since my testicles got sliced open

    i have hated red-heads since i got thrown out of the only good school that wasnt adults looking for a free-meal

    i have hated asians since i have not been able to find good "classical" music [for loose interpretation use a greco-roman classical with eastern instruments]

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  49. although i understand that the techno-remix is the original sound and i understand that the techno sound is responsible for the origination of instruments, i still have a dislike of stoner music

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  50. there are two things i won't follow a toddler and a madman [forgot the former], add the imperial-automatons and an arrogant tribble

    i will however follow a good guy/individual/collective

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  51. they plan on eating me, using such to become pregnant, and leaving me as a neuter

    hence the reason i had a problem with you classifying a creature that communicates situationally amongst lizards and reptiles

    but no the argument started over something just as silly... yes the reason we are staying at somebody elses bachelor's pad... hopefully if they are cheating it is with each other without toys.... no that skinny brunnette is not my mate but one of the latest line of women claimed to have been impregnated by me....

    i do beliee it had something to do with color.
    no that was the chief (huh somehow he made lt.)
    the lt. : had something to do with living quarters including a bathroom and toilet and bedeau (somehow i missed the beaduuea [boed-dwa], and wether it was for eating or centing oneself or some sort of toy chest) (no it was not warner, but the guy who was dressed the way warner was supposed to be... there is a difference between a motorcycle helmet, a hazmat mask and a football helmet (they still did not get that it was for playing blitzball), nor was it forrest or hunter) in the long this may be proven to be a gump/dumb mistake

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  52. that is correct i was the (lowest commissioned rank, note commission does not integrally define extra-pay but it does not that you have received extra pay)
    (because it notes that i would like to charge the author with conspiracy to prostitution)
    (until it was denoted that the blog was officially actually written by someone else)

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  53. protection of my genitalia is not included in the payment scheme nor in the benefits scheme but is included within the protection spirit scheme

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  54. i will not be bribed with hookers but i will be distracted by the only person worth saving that we can extract

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  55. it was james, and yes there is a transexual who protects in the squad

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  56. ok individually my nuts. collectively the owner's nuts contigously every womans ovaries.
    sorry we cant let the fat guy who thinks it isnt a fair fight unless hes armed with chainsaws breed

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  57. Dear Ian Smith-Stone, I now have the evidence to put you away for life (yes it is because you stole it). I suggest you turn yourself in. {rank not applicable} John-Stone (note e should be switched second e was "invisible" because of an accent}

    Considering that what ruined this town was 1 album which you are responsible for mass producing

    Yes every time a con is pulled at least one life is ruined.

    As for the evidence they had on me was the helping in manufacturing a functioning electronic, i do believe it had to do with a piece of plastic a ninja-turtle pizza thrower to be exact.

    I was doing much better before somebody interfered. It is the fact of what they do to the women i would enjoy being around, all to prevent me from knowing about some sort of light sensitive toy.

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  58. i do believe it might have something to do with gak. (arrested development)

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  59. just remember you have always given me reason to trust the law (only because the speaker believes it is corrupt)
    and that is how my wife got sealed into the sewage system
    that and misbelief in a fictional story

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