Anybody else remember when i ran towards the guy with the chainsaw...
and then some dipshit "trevor mackenzie" kills me with the gun my father gave him... i mean really wtf n00b
and then some dipshit "trevor mackenzie" kills me with the gun my father gave him... i mean really wtf n00b
so there was that one time when we put chickens in the basement and then opened it up years later to find monkeys...l
ReplyDeleteand then there was that one time when we were digging for stone blocks only to find houses made of plastic with running water and electricity....2
and then there was that one time when we broke open the corner of the sidewalk to find misunderstood mythology, technography {some of which was pronographic}, and weaponry...
and then there was that time that we found out that they were making a high-yield explosive under our house....
and then there was that time when we tried to make a motion picture off of a book and found out that we all had different ways of reading and different methods of interpreting the book so the motion picture came out in gibberish due to voice syncing and came out absurd as all hell due to differing interpretations
and then there was that one time when we found out they were piping urine, feces, and other bodily fluids {including the sexual ones} into a tank beneath our house with some bints womb in it as some sort of grand experiment to make life....
i can destroy the world with a phone call, with a phone call
ReplyDeletei can build a nuclear device with a water bottle
i can build a data processor with my teeth and fingernails
i can build a war of information with a rumor with a rumor
i can cause an international disaster with my squats
i can tell you the truth but you won't listen
i can build a battery with my gastric acids
ReplyDeletei can show you the difference between drop-forged and oil tempering
i higher yield explosive is made by metallic syphoning of fat into oil
ReplyDeleteif only they had given me a musical instrument if only terra nova hadn't turned into being about a hoswpital and which world was lost
ReplyDeleteat least not without the dinosaurs doing as well ... cause i sure didnt want them to see "doing it"[\I]
when i told you the most he did was protest against protesting [sleeper cells and bb guns... uhmm we turned him from flesh to stone to metal to plastic to air and were confused... ]
uhhhh one day somebody is going to speak out and i am going to get the blame... so yeah thats how the myth about death came about... the last thing he did was seal himself up in a bunker and tried to star=ve.... i never knew he had a grinder on the back of his head...
who's been taking it straight to the brain ever since
ReplyDeleteThe mission:
ReplyDelete1: to travel back in time
2: to drive this guy crazy so he doesnt develop a new cleaning product that can be seen as a sexual toy
3: to prevent ian smithson from stealing a priceless work of art that happens to be made of space rocks
4: to prevent mackenzie from becoming a hooker or a porn star
5: to preserve the recipe for poplers (i heard that it was because the fat one shits bbq sauce)
6: to make sure a fat guy does not have or inspire the creation of children
7: to chew on nibbles
8: to find the remote
9: to witness an eye-opener that will prevent the over consumption of life on this planet: earth
0: to travel back to a nice future
and to cause these web logs from occuring so that they cannot prevent the change of information on them as it always yeilds to an authoritarian religious monarchy
ReplyDeleteno we are not joking
the thing is that i know that in 9 years they will be walking off little creek base no matter what... after slaughtering seals and otters: why did my minx blanket prove addicting or difficult?
ReplyDeletebloody ents
apparently the leather was that sort of chewy... mam that was only supposed to be given to old people without any teeth in order for them to gum new teeth
ReplyDeleteit does not matter how many babies i have to shoot in the back of the head this will be caused...
if nothing else divert to giant sink hole plan (note robot ready to pace as look alike should be ready by christmas)
there is a difference between a football helmet and a motorcycle helmet : therefore that conspiracy to rape charge is yours
ReplyDeletemine developed due to necessity to extract to a dfferent nation, wether we have to teach you a new one in order to communicate effectively with you determines whether i have a not-guilty conviction
ReplyDeletethe innocence of the arresting officer is determinant upon what has to be done to get any given concept through to you:
the uyse of Pp
if you think that proves you are a citizen it does not
ReplyDeleteit merely proves that you cheated on an exam
citizenship is determined by wether your records have been lost by the Emergency Medical Operating Room: 1) burn notice for legal activity, 2) occasional accident, 3) refugee care
limiting citizenship and providing corporate opportunities (at this point you fix ass in occasional) (due to opportunities and colour {nad:=and) equivalency to the western union, which is pretending to be the eastern union while territories are seen to be the western union and the eastern union pretends to the soviet union until vietnam has become the escape from corporate china at which point it will choose the name of its head doctor psychiatric politician which happens to be rush who happens to enjoy comic books about showering {while the africanians pretend to be the gualud the chinese claim to be the ancients all retirement communities are the wraith the canadians are in cheyenne mountain at sg1 the indonesians and europeans are in the atlantean command and all peaceful areas (despite its corruption of the verse or its corruption of drugs or its corruption of entertainment) are the asgard thus the show is perpetrated by neither the 5th column {as those are sacrifical jews} {the wasads} {as their isnt enough torture} or the cia {as neither money insurance nor bribery is mentioned} the kgb {as they aren't trying to give you housing} or mi6 as they arent trying to sleep with you but instead by the Chinese because they keep trying to communicate with periods of silence) either way the politician for the emporer/imperials is still going to be the baby that was shot in the back of the head by a high-velocity bb-gun {which was supposed to be from the whole karmic time-fold that prevents the world from starting to suck} {why do i not have giant mecha or a group of people pretending to be mecha well because usually i am in those}
Family, friends, stable location: commuynism and setting up homes for targeting individuals (scar on my testicles) (poplers and toys) and hunting reserves for the intelligent stoner {damn finally mentioned the cats name and the reason he is allowed to redesign that house}
ReplyDeletethe real question is how to prevent the political manual from being repeated as a group exercise { i truly suspect if that were the case the book would only exist as something to be made fun of }
everything up to this conniption didnt suck, everythig afterward blew horribly.
ReplyDeletethe thing is that we dont have a word properly insulting {i rather like the idea of mwu however that only perpetuates the space-time fold i am trying to navigate around)
{errore: conniption does not designate fluxic change}
ReplyDeleteperhaps we should only let them have access to those types of toys after one is installed on their mate... and yes we still allow them to play with it in public...
ReplyDeleteuhhmmmm... probably because i am blind and deaf that i can access stereo equipment and viewscreens and because i have a brain injury i can access data processors
when i have more than a spurious claim to losing a limb i will be able to access robotics
i still claim that these are sentient creatures that can be manufactured/repaired
i thoroughly believe that we should raise children as primitives until they find a mate... then we might issue them better toys...
the question is how to leap to a better languge without having to be tribbled or sexually interpreted...
ReplyDeletedamn spanish class and a valentines day card... hmmm no wonder you hve place recognition for
"e-ville"
...
i personally think it has to do with a high-velocity bullet and a fly... so thats why you are lacking words... found a word that was sexually inclined when it came to a subject matter i was interested in...
ReplyDeleteTatsu Long: they still want me to call a drake/wyvern/dragon a dinosaur without realizing that although it may be amphibian it is neither a lizard or a reptile (warm-blooded)
ReplyDeletethe toy that caused a marsupial/earther alliance vs. the alliance of tails, while scilia brethren sold them both insurance : the toy that destroyed the fragile power structure of the furries
just remember to shave honey
ReplyDeleteor blame it on a mold injury and tell them that you are there to infiltrare (te) the furry alliance to prove a violation of the pan-galactic treaty about the convergence of time with divergent universes and why everything only plausibly denies the existence of the multi-verse passively
ReplyDeletemam we even tried to turn the keyboard upside down (the reason the cia still insures me even though the va and ea and dc injures me)
then again it was the air forces idea to send me to elementary school after the army corp of engineers sold me, i am not sure how but the navy still abducts me for R&R, while the marines were battling the coast guard - CASA installed me in psionic R&D as the imperial representative which i am supposed to turn over to the next young'un shot with a high-velocity weapon
{:error:} started using shorthand at misoperation hijinks
everything i have ever been taught is wrong
ReplyDeleteevery reason you have presented me is flawed
everything
i am physically weak
i am not gifted with either techno powers or magical powers or even psionic powers
i am a distracting analyst
i am annoying
and i am the reason the world "sucks" {no that is not a good thing but i sure as hell am not about to explain that word or the word blowjob}
regardless the word that i become confused about implies or infers the partaking in "of the oral sex"
ReplyDeletebecause of people trying to make themselves feel better and because of people being shy about such.
ReplyDeleteapparently i do have the power to make the world hell (implication or inferance directly stated "is bad or not enjoyable" omg normal people)
ReplyDeleteno none of these writings are being interpreted about as their meaning and it is this idea which caused the world to suck , yes the idea you are reading
apparently if i try to prevent the world from starting to {implication of non enjoyable experience with a bad inference} "suck" [error code 420666, which is why when that happens we immediately ressurect whichever consciousness can be happy and the consciousnesses that are required to make sure that their eforts to do not cause the world to continue to "suck"] it causes it to ("suck/blow/[be negative}") only more so (further)
:[]: Abducted to prevent the nuetering of men women and children
ReplyDelete:[]: Wanted for jacking liberian resources
:[]: wanted for jacking the resources of the department of social welfare (witness: "I wondered where the paper went")
:[]: Wanted for following the orders of a baby who we shot in the back of the head
:[]: Wanted for shooting a baby in the back of the head
:[]: Wanted, presumably in the future, for ensuring that the world doesn't "suck" (apparently pursuing such an arrest order would cause the world to immediately begin to suck and therefore ruining life)
yeah these are all the same person, apparently he was an effective terrorist
started writing for the news (i found it strange that they were all allowed to bring digital media in and out) (as a matter of fact i might shoot myself, i mean since somebody did it for me the first time)
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ReplyDeleteAs much as you try i am still the most evil person around, and because of it i am impressed with myself; sorry for the zombies.
ReplyDelete:[]: The religious people forgave him and extended him worldwide diplomatic immunity because he was the only one who/which/that was 100% honest
ReplyDeleteDue to this originating from a thought exercise/argument, we have to wonder exactly what the inspiration was for it yes :[]: was still the originator
ReplyDeletethe suggestion for: a role-playing/pretend/imagination/perception exercise?...thinking argument : [note]it did sound like a good idea, although it kind of breaks the spirit of the thing when we are supposed to pretend to being ourselves
ReplyDeleteomg we are different species/races/{error overload creature type}
black and white, my creature has taken to shooting babies in the back of the school with a high-velocity weapon while the worshippers dance around the maypole and the parents play xtreme beach ball
ReplyDeletethus the reason i worry about wether the social skew and wonder about what society bred into me because of the results of my input into such video games.... perhaps in final fantasy i should have done more than move the joystick hit X and hit R1 after hitting L3
ReplyDeletenote this may be a result of cheating
ReplyDeleterosebud;;;;;;;
communications that kept being repeated because they got through
AHHHHHHH save me from the fat people they want my poplers
nor would i ever willingly choose a mate based on how they play
ReplyDeletenor am i going to ever claim that you can win at playing