Thursday, September 15, 2011

Functions I went to dressed as a woman:

Frat parties
Aemed Services Ball
Ring Dance (hey sometimes it works the opposite way)

I am going back to my pant-pajamas since this cloak idea and towel wrap has already gotten me into trouble.

105 comments:

  1. you just gave him a ring, did you bring enough for everyone?

    hey anything that involves us stripping or screwing or dancing in sequence is like a bit too lame for me to attend, and because of it I am going to call you trash.

    Shakespeare plays should always have a stringed accompianment with the harp being featured (its a type of lute)

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  2. why are you so desperate to hang out with me? don't you remember or did you forget?
    you were neutered horribly...

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  3. Since none of us here understand what i was originally charged with, let's call it resisting release.

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  4. but i just shaved, why does my crotch still feel furry?
    how did this occur, their panties were eaten as they walked out...
    by the relzxation engineer...

    and the entire neighborhood got fixed?
    ...
    yeah ...
    they do know that that is not their sex organ right?
    i dont think they care, they do deny that its their fetish though...

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  5. well we better ask him how they tasted...
    god i hate that guy, is that because he is now my hero?
    yes and he excels at proving that we are insane.

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  6. .. "Oh it was fine until i found the one with a freshly molded glass spiked dildo... no twasn't six feet or propelled by a clowne pole."
    strange... he stopped trying to eat the prisoners when we surrounded him with what he believed were nubile women.."

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  7. i take it they were half-starved neuter men...
    that is correct women don't wear clothes. ever. for some reason no woman has ever actually desired to wear clothing...
    this is the reason i am confused...

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  8. huh all except that one felt better naked... yeah that one was the transexual from trannsylvania...

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  9. apparently there is such a thing as a happy scream, until i show up.. . .. . . ... maybe because it began when they said they were going to take me away...

    just bide my time and wait to die....

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  10. i should be allowed to walk away with some sort of clothing, and a toy... good luck...

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  11. they just forgot that you existed,
    yeah
    "I am not sure if that's a sign of respect trust or dishonor"

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  12. because i know that if you use this needle, "they will never shoot up again. i guess i'll take the hit for the team. glad they found happiness"

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  13. if you want to be the capitol, you must have food that can feed everybody...

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  14. does it really matter? as long as life is able to continue happy, free, and safely?

    so they used Ime....

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  15. because it was built with frontpage we called it gay,
    because you kept calling things gay we thought you were...
    because i was the one that kept saying good luck to everyone...
    because everyone went away...

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  16. sadly enough those honors and awards are mine...
    but we let them claim that its theirs... because that is what made the community happy...

    as i just walked away... i watched for a year and a day she was truly happy and orgasming... so who was i to interfere...

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  17. because i went away, while staying in the same place. thank you for your message, i truly saw the breathe of life.

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  18. your going to get killed because i was distracted... actually what we figured out is that i wouldn't survive a more horrible one because of it...
    what he survived?

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  19. "I do say them dopplegangers do put on a very good show."

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  20. so what was this place called again?
    "Planet Earth, or among the elves, Eslandorae"
    Come out with your hands up, humans do not control the world...
    Shit VR technology has gone wrong. do the kids know we are not in their reality?

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  21. well at this point it is polite to walk in naked, and hog-tie yourself up.
    yes occassionally i talk to myself
    or i speak to a talkto
    ...
    that was a desperate plea for a dramatic joke.
    is somebody hurling something near hear?
    i heard they danced, smiled, laughed, shat, pissed, ejaculated spit, heard saw and felt at the same time. and may or may not be smelling tasting thinking percieving

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  22. i think you suck because i have to admit that you can control reality.

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  23. a shorthand conversation was too much, why does it always seem like we are hiring hookers/prostitutes/ and whores.

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  24. <>
    the ghost was talking to itself.
    i was too lazy to interrupt with hey there is a fire. no i really thought that i used they. oh wow he and we might be dead bodies, and i was hoping for a carmelizzed barbeq bbq. ahhhh an anacronym.

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  25. we worship the ones who go into their own minds...
    while making fun of them and doing stupid things that may cause injury. its cause we knew about clear and humans. intangible.,, sound keys gibbering because they dont know how to speak human. stupid klignon harp playing.

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  26. it is possible to set the building on fire.furry lubricate.slime

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  27. infuse with chemicals if insect.fish
    lizard.bird we don;t eat

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  28. well then you are a tree and we can continue cooking...

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  29. chpmunks and dogs, some sort of harmonic and a cat purring...

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  30. remember what happened to the dude that thought we were insects and gerbils?
    dont ever tell me i am a hamster again.vacation.warzonesurburbanite

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  31. so far the most beautiful one i have seen has been the dog, i am not sure what impresses me more: the fact that it got plastic surgery before me or the fact that it can still sniff its own butt.
    i think what impresses me more is that i got an insect/bug.encephalopod type thing to translate.

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  32. well at least it tries to make me feel safe by pretending we are in class, instead of being huddled in fear because there are that many serial killers stalking us.

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  33. i feel like a loser, because i both forgot and understand and know what is going on... to the point that i might even comprehend.

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  34. any mission with at least one person can be extracted is considered a success, the goal of the exercise is to come up with a new sense and with the right combination of senses experience something different before reality kills you. reality can be interpreted in this context to be any creature, force, or failing that can be sensed by you. all of it has been proven to kill.

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  35. it is because we must operate under the assumption that nothing is a lie/fake/imaginary/pretend
    as such death can then be interpreted as being merely a transition.

    thus death in the culture i am from defines that either sensory preperation is ready, or is a complete lie. therefore, extraction is neither possible, necessary, or intended at any point in time.

    no matter what, 1 extraction is considered to be the return of information/knowledge, the return of awareness or body from a mission, or the birth of a new person/body/awareness at base/home.

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  36. field not accounted for due to extraction condition.
    extraction condition only mandatory to ensure survival of the class/species integrity inheritance and hard-loaded ROM variable (i.e. a float can only go so high).
    near collapse with reinstantiation defines that the float pointer is expanded resulting in a long variable.

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  37. survival resources, defense, medical, entertainment, production/expansion/birth

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  38. building from the ground up, with a top-down architecture.

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  39. without an emergency scenario, being included in simulation exercise.

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  40. what i know is that if you get rejected by the pack you become food?
    how would you know this?
    i think may have been raised to be such.

    the least sign of rejection, [{stop} seeing, stop hearing, stop smelling, stop tasting, stop talking, stop breathing, stop percieving, stop thinking] [keep moving]

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  41. survive, but don't screw the group. [{exception.sex.acceptance}, {error.attention.watch}]

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  42. if messages were being recieved by me from outer space i would say that if they were going to be intelligent enough to send such a message, they would at least encrypt it so that another form is experienced {one with safety protocols} (protocol.method.function.class[x, y, z, t, "message"])

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  43. (protocol.method.function.class[x, y, z, t, "apologies for any insanity we may have inflicted"])

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  44. (protocol.method.function.class[x, y, z, t, "hi, hello, how are you?, a dog mimicking your form is not good enough"])

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  45. another form defined in this sense as being one that is not the reciever, i.e. incarnate.sender.instantiate

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  46. dialogue.initiate{,!?.)

    (what i have learned about dimensional planar folding within field.string therapy)

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  47. due to the power of physics, its only application is within psychiatric controlled circumstances due to the necessity of using intangible objects.

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  48. because they come back,
    it has authorized us to kill them
    and it has authorized a valid reason to run
    :before home.community falls to (possessed.version , mimic.doppleganger , infected.infested) = banishment + (niche, acceptance);

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  49. :advanced psychology.physics = intangible objects;
    :space-time-field manipulation.fold;
    :communication.plausibility(comprehension without attempt for communication):
    :infestation.infection.mimic.doppleganger(-delete);
    :survive.acceptance.community(`delete):
    :nothing.void.abyss.death(~delete);

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  50. YIELDS:
    creation.birth.instantiation(incarnation.initiation)

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  51. (blind deaf)(senseless.synth) = creates problem/.\question based upon incorrect answers
    (determined by them from body reactions and assuredness, and answering the test based upon the correct answers)

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  52. why are you afraid of this leaking out?
    is it because you believe we would transport back too many victims for you to handle?

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  53. that is why they intend on deleting my comments, and the test for reconstruction with differences between situations accounted and assigned.

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  54. somebody tels me they aren't feeling well the first thing i am going to do is arm myself with a large smooth bore large caliber sub-machine gun and a tiny bb/pellet high-velocity sub-machine gun rigged for burst fire
    both complete with bayonet and tactical guard.
    and check for backup with flame-thrower, super-soaker.
    while watching the person who doesn't feel good take meds.

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  55. considering that the guy who has been deleting comments just went you been through some shit, yeah that may have beeeean my last faux paux but you might survive the next year

    guy implies neuter consideration due to an abstaining vote, while neither assuming nor disregarding the possibility for birth. yes it is the assumption that creates plausibility. however, secondary assumption may deny the original and either convince or dissuade the "guy" from knowing || giving birth.

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  56. i make up for murdering you by convincing your cousin not to commit suicide.

    the reason we value those who chew their fingers, kneecaps, etc. off is because they are almost guaranteed to still be holding onto one of them, and they are probably sharpened.

    subject 1985 - 2012 oral larynyx surgery. vocal removal, lung valve flap left in place to know determination of body failing [{(poison.skew), hypertension}, excitement.relaxation.warning]

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  57. 3/5 exposed to chemical numbing, 6/10 exposed to antibacterial,

    1985 = 10 18 23 5 z
    1986 = 10 18 24 6
    1987 = 10 18 25 7
    1988 = 10 18 26 8 r
    1989 = 10 18 27 9 y
    1990 = 10 19 19 10 1 x, t
    1991 = 10 19 20 2 g (subtraction implied, theoreticaturette marked)
    1992 = 10 19 21 3
    1993 = 10 19 22 4
    1994 = 10 19 23 5 z
    1995 = 10 19 24 6
    1996 = 10 19 25 7
    1997 = 10 19 26 8 r
    1998 = 10 19 27 9 y
    1999 = 10 19 28 10 1 x, z, t
    2000 = 2 2 2 g
    2001 = 2 2 3
    2002 = 2 2 4
    2003 = 2 2 5 z
    2004 = 2 2 6
    2005 = 2 2 7
    2006 = 2 2 8 r
    2007 = 2 2 9 y
    2008 = 2 2 10 1 x, z, t
    2009 = 2 2 11 2
    2010 = 2 3 3
    2011 = 2 3 4
    2012 = 2 3 5

    = {x1 y9 r8 z5, g2 t0}, constant (T0, shadownull.void.abyss.nothing),spacebarrier!=(null.time.{error.exception//, 0.oacceleration.rotation.revolution
    *multiply.pointer
    x = 3
    t = 3*0
    y = 3
    z = 3
    g = 2
    r = 3

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  58. they have nothing to do with it due to pretending and monkeys tapping onto this machine for years with anthropoids...

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  59. which started with whether or nether i can confuse this machine on mathematical linguism...

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  60. i lost a lot of time catching peoples moments of pure entertainment.

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  61. look, if your going to be human eat the kids that could only find scrum,... turpentine... eine

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  62. looking back on this, i wouldnt mind if we caught it on videotapeand fastforwardede it. i do mind a dramatic reincarnation.resurecttion(!default)*

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  63. do yuou mean the burnt the vcr out on the rewind.bekind.mu

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  64. what happened to your place? well the apartment got invaded by savage freshman, the room got sprayed and fogged, the castle sank into the swamp, the house burnt down, the emergency shelter fell over, i keep getting sprayed with down with something at the vista. and i no longer have a clue what happened to the domiciles.

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  65. but on the positive note, plus side: i get laid a lot.

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  66. apparently we got so desperate we started seeing women.
    after that when we did find women, we kept making jokes about the chick with whom we used to hang out.
    like apparently her vengeance scheme against me was to neuter all the other men. . . i am not sure how she thought that would make me lonely... ok the first group has walked off, the second group has arrived and now we are wondering what happens at the 18th group.

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  67. oh no. they weren't kidding. if all the males end up nuetered they will rape me with my children.

    see it is at this point that you realize that you have to do this blindly, and understand why certain species would prefer to die out.

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  68. somehow you have to come out of here acting like an underage japanese bint

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  69. you get a psychic phone call from half-way around the world, mommy i am infested with humans and this is the only reason lizards arent going to eat me...
    we know this phone belongs to one of four people, unfortunately we forgot our duty as t-mobile support and forgot to return it to the account owner who is now still getting raped... we are sorry to tell you that in the process of making this film we have given birth to no children due to hiring a google.

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  70. copyright felony in progress. don't worry we arent coming home, and yes they did just kill him. ... ..... for some reason this society is starting to make sense again.

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  71. the problem is in the fact that since this popularity contest from a demographic (democratic) republic will result in my death because i would rather be dead then live in a community that calls data processing machines "computers" i would rather be dead then live in a community where i couldn't get access to sufficient medical care i would rather be dead than live in a community where i could not access decent fresh food i would rather be dead than live in a community where the only information i could access is violent i would rather be dead than live in a community that does not support my employment in a technical field i would rather be dead than live in this community of cannibals i would rather be dead than live in a community that listens to that sex-obsessed fat bastard i would rather be dead than have to restart. (bid null)


    and you will feel bad, when you realize that i am the only one who could _______

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  72. this deathhead dies halfway through the operationprocedure now fix the damn thing so it no longer says "my computer"

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  73. 1 peice of cloth cost me my life,
    a bolt of diaphonous silver black cloth

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  74. packaging...
    starships troopers (bugs, jews) + :tv = limited access cable sattellite wireless television.deleting/fucking=.-*%#|everything.chasisclassic, osROM.?+amigaresistortransistor(limiting_capacitor_echo_diode| :{yield)] bass (eardrums.cats.revealing, edit*mimickwhathasbeenshown@doppleganger.netorgcom .biz.da.ru) :british, american.computer

    anglo+saxon-celtic
    piratic.imperials
    showing repetitiously what has been concealed,
    emi,astalavista.box.sk (s k)[integration oar[sic or] and data condition] {resistor, historical skirmish whittle , z N pressure sensitive integrated keys.... mismanagement with light sensitivity roller -vibration cover}

    i cannot support this because they are cannibals eating cannibals, they were the only ones who werent bored or suicidal because of two-player intervention\\
    //improper commenting /*open close, push pop wether the data remains the same and wether a projector was used to mess with them... etc. function, call and limited file access (modifying within and without the file)(wether the data can remain the same during modification {important when dealing with power outages- saving messages, (neutrality) must call micromanagement vs macromanagement, (braille books being exposed to a sense of feeling would be best recovery, situational) (interpreting connections between test-takers, and assigning grades based on wether the person's failing is my ace)}(in a proper system, the open would bring the file (data cluster from storage.decvice) [to the RAM, in some systems from the RAM (often considered (SD, DDR QDR distraction with speed) to the

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  75. Processor ram.ROM modification override is often a {clipswitch] the close may or may not send it back (merely moves, has possibility for data modification has possibility for data save) , push removes the file from the data cluster (memory of i seemed limited as the force they were defining became a question mass=m energy=e light speed and denial of the uc as electronic monitoring proved to be deadly) (away and search algorithms).(the kids are often right)(how do they know everything) and places it in the i deletion (lost electrons), (people and bending reality) ^most damage themselves with intangible objects^ into the processor where it may be modified pop places the file back in the data clster *due to RAM data clusters may not be the same thus disk.defrag `viral computication`divination~gifted school escapee`
    pop may also be able to remove file from a data cluster and inversing queues stacks and lists
    open will generally be used with executables, while push pop will be used for data management
    (Project failure due to lack of grasp on object, user manipulation) [business management and psychiatry overlay] [religion and political science] {chris vs trevor} (grant crossover hiring) (educated guidance counselor) (entertainment coordinator supriser) my cock killed your mother and sliced peices off itself and fed them to the local populace, whom we have so far been entertained by... {resource resume differentiation} (what happens is that the data always proved invalid, switching them caused system issues made me suspect this was a jokre. forgot search function protocol (almost got typed in, porno!) yes. yes the any key space bar repaint.
    long pause (testing to ensure that anything can happen within a given probablitity_)
    freezing a set processor to watch someone and it somehow proving to now lead to someone else... makes youayameise aa

    open packaging close packaging cut paste

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  76. march may april (subtelty)(june predicted displeasure, july deletion)

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  77. a very powerful grinder got called a micro blender... very offensive to let onthers know you are misinterpeting(misexperiencing, affectation sphyxiation)

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  78. drill instructor probably knows before that they have dead bodies... uhmmm...

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  79. saving dead bodies after a police interview. poor taste,

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  80. why are you crying, i am never going to be able to let people know that a tribble ate him... the guy making people into tribbles, which gave us friends and singers... granted you and your starving jedi will have to chill at the dentist

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  81. modifyied formatting with a gommergod
    """""
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    shortahand kindofgoogly
    PPPPPP whacked swirl

    interuption... the ear horns/canal

    mogwui birdripoff-p-

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  82. a large shiny one that is dressed in armor, my cloak went missing at the moths, theres a flying machine called a moth, there is in an invasion in the florida everglades and the highlands, clutch points

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  83. dismal swamp garb? no it was shiny became diaphonous silver?

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  84. attempting to not be divisive, packets seem to be open only in networking, fill ()) specific monkey and matching reading wves communication tools. no we are still going to somehow misunderstand runvwmcopqdbeaQyxltO
    runvwmcopqdbeayxltfijz
    (they started to prove the trieees are unreal
    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyZ

    QO Capital holdup
    Quarterdeck Quartermaster
    Office
    (matrix divination with a probability table)(rather run into another, mutiny)
    heads or tails?subtrade

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  85. giant hoffman
    peter pan kick drop indian
    pastaries (?)
    theaters without curtains

    hogtied

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  86. sometimes the safest place to hide is in plain-sight, if electronic media with audio and visual output exist then the best place to hide is hollywood
    if it is all about friends then the best place to hide is poplar
    only hide in oak when it is about nature
    if it is about sadness hide in pine
    when it is about the clothing hide in cedar
    when it is about the ancestors hide in seqwouyah
    when it is about what is lost hide in the willow

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  87. height of the mast?
    depends on wether they decided to bury it...

    blind deaf men knowing that when they put chickens in the basement in fifty years they have monkeys

    tiny people inside of us.

    therefore the ship, scuttled tho it might be
    is roughly a single master schooner

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  88. 1800 riots from nebraska... i better wake up quickly

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