Monday, August 22, 2011

Insanely Brilliant Idea

Baseball playing robot mines moon rocks

Central American Space Agency having difficulty contacting Credit Suisse International
Banco La American Nationale Central Agency bombing:  Bombay Britain Lithuania Luftwafeh American Afghanistan New Caledonia Nova Scotia Central Command Astoria Assyria

Two (Hookers/Whores/Prostitutes and Harlotte/Slut) fucking the only man/person/individual that we could find to do anything

More ordinary individual assassinated

Accident Engineer is now Relaxation Expert, retiring Captain yells at Admiral Commodore

Amiga befriends Amigo

False Headlines Proved More Entertaining

Single Mom leaves on thing machine as Racist Computer, Racist TV, Sexist Country, Sexist Cult

28 comments:

  1. Chanting Jokes found to temporarily save lives.

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  2. Today, The lawful good objects rose against me

    I am reapeating myself now, is it due to excessive dating?

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  3. Strange, how that bullet through the forehead (9 nm/mm at high-velocity) only made my thoughts ideas and perceptions more effective, understanding that those are senses allows for one to interpret the consequences of any given thought thus plausible proophescrying of the now (such as cats running through the living room)
    thus my vengeance is sought
    all things bear a reaction, a consequence of sorts, and each plausible reaction allows for a much greater potential of effect, yielding the plausability of bertram's equilibrium therefore the direcions given in kryptos only allows for one to successfully show a degree of intelligence- i do believe it is a prayer, and several questions showing why the destruction of anything is ludicrous: doing any form of harm will only allow those perceptions and thoughts to allow for greater consequence because the situation has been shown

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  4. Lobotomizations are also often ineffective because they allow one to have that situation showing an opponents weakness and allow for a concentration factor to become exponentially greater (for instance circumscision of the brodean may stunt conversational abilities and temperature regulation, however without those annoying necessities of divisive thoughts, ones mental prowess may be harnessed for affecting reality) - thereby allowing one to mutually create with television shows

    still helping out law enforcement, because it is the right thing to do

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  5. as for vengeance, the spirit of the venn (plains, sparsely wooded)
    was oft idealized as a wrathful deity (generally feminine)
    the idea was that invoking or evoking her would bring a sort of situation to come about, i.e. a situation to show that they have done wrong and inspire the change that will enable them to correct the error of her ways- not doing so properly (or not doing so oft because of forgiveness) was said and known to have dire consequences upon the invoker/evoker the difference between the two was thought/believed to be wether the [summoner] would need to experience the situation or wether the evil-doer would

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  6. no, i am not a mogul

    which is very different from a moogle (however final fantasy does make a joke through such about the moguls- who are genetically related to the mongols however there are vast differences in tribal worship, daily customs/habits, and most importantly moguls were mostly peaceful)

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  7. Strange that i write this as I lay dying on the United States Senate Floor, after being told that my kind (racial subdivision) were a myth.
    I structure my situation to apologize for the waste of my life, but the point had to be made that lawful good objects (i.e. the creations of man - such as furniture, electronics, etc.) should be preserved because they still have their own anima [life-force].
    as for how i got the blade in, it was made out of my own self.
    kryptos sculpture was the argument, an argument made in the corporate laadsraad (beuaracratic process)
    nevertheless, only the cavemen have a complete override- an override that can only be expressed through death- a gland that attaches the intestinal tract to the spinal column by my count i have 26000 approximately sleep cycles left {this situation is only acheived through the knack of coming back} {even stoners [cavemen] believe that cutting pieces off the living forcefully is wrong- if an animal or plant wishes you to eat that it will slice it off itself.
    most become stoners through choices, law enforcement use, witness protection, or archaelogical anthropology missions.

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  8. 4,200 total kills if need be, with an auxiliary detachment of 713 to "protect" me... strange that i am not only able to do this, but feel that it is necessary to do so.

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  9. beyond that the weapon inside my belly can be easily released to eat a way to the central chamber, so either we can do this politely or you can step down

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  10. insecticides, and the reasons why the white family were not considered citizens, although i do appreciate the moldicide and fungicides that they developed as i happen to have allergies to such.

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  11. automaton^

    i really hate the idea that they are trying to preserve a cannnibalistic society

    i do not wish to be here,

    although i do wish to be able to bear children
    and some other things... but hey we cant always have what we want or need.

    so i am going to release the pets (companions) greay and black kitty cats

    and then walk northward from the roughly the 38th parallel

    on the beach of virginia (which probably is a lake) after giving up the equipment i have to
    Naval Operations Base

    because frankly i am damaged like holy hell... and freaked out... and tired of dealing with ugly fat people (who may or may not be nice, but the fast switches of look alikes really friggin piss me off)

    not to mention that i requested a tattoo in the indian (as in india not the native americans) something like hindi or sanskrit and all i got was elf-hater

    i really dont care about the politics of the current metaphor i was just trying to create a work of art that could function as a map for myself

    anyways im tired and now signing off this account since apparently if i write anything it is already copyrighted or becomes copyrighted by someone else.

    good luck

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  12. the thing is that starving to death does not count as suicide murder accident or natural causes. so good luck you all lose.

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  13. never screw or try to stack the odds against the platinum chocobo.
    p./s. thanks wess, glad that macross game came in handy

    p.p.s. oh yeah jerlam and eslandorae were pure fiction that i created in middle school.

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  14. however from intensive study of the defunct map i have of an elephant being violated losing its placenta and being eaten by a gerbil i now know one thing, that the although the idea was fictional because it has been conceived it exists.
    and from thorough investigation into the faulty map i have: i would say that it lies some where east of java in the middle of what i term the pacific (i.e. it could be interpreted as the ultimate oasis of the desert)

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  15. wether ships are made for sand or water they still float, and without the fun of not knowing and attempting to guess it creates a good deal of a mischevious situation, thereby allowing for a persons thoughts and perceptions to breathe life in it.

    anyways thats how i would expand the words of Zeddicus Zul'Zorander (Sword of truth)

    Starvation, Dehydration (strange little critters that try to eat you and or possess you) does it really matter? because either way you still end up dead

    anyways
    screw the 36500 count we are making it to a slightly less than 10000 count

    leaving it all in the end to the hope of communication tools of the internet for some sort of rescue from these freakin savages.

    maybe when i wake up to a new form (or formless form, for that really is the essence of truly knowing nothing {the whole idea of symbiosis through ascension}) i will have access to all that i wished i could play with, like robots, and that one word that means getting a thinking machine to compile what i wish, or actual companionship, or maybe even magic, or better yet not having to eat drink sleep or breathe

    anyways arc of the covenant from Halo
    and that one thing that implies more like tells me that i will get killed on the way to casting call: neither of which are relevant and should show proff of cheating if this is being used for school work

    anyways transvestites for that one word that i was like denied access to that implies child-bearing.

    so some smart people should like own this house (954 Chattanooga, Chesapeake - K ave.) due to the eagles records on the walls and the braille that could be read from such and because of my proof that 2 subscript 2,3 works on an interplanar level. so Sex the landing algorithm and Job superscript, rotation, techinically subscript dependency of 0 . and finally we have me flying through a warzone.

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  16. oh yeah
    p.s. the only thing i am waiting for is wyrd sisters/soul music digital video disc from amazon.com
    they are usually pretty good at getting what i order
    the big guy is a good tattooist, and goat is not bad (a bit more painful though) so if you are looking for a tattoo shop go to journey's end
    or fusion ink (they have a good talent there, got one on my upper spine didn't hurt a bit no loss of functionality or anything, very light hand)
    my head tattoo i cannot name the artist some sailor introduced me to him when i was drunk and it went pretty well (from what i can see and feel everything was what i ordered [however the translation service lied to me], so i figure i would lie to them and their kids for quite a while - but that is probably not going to happen as it takes quite a bit of knowing and i barely have a glimmer of what thought, and perception can do to reality, as for that it really didn't go to well, adversely seemed to affect what what i was trying to achieve.

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  17. Never surrender
    Never Forget
    Never forgive
    Never have i ever
    Never lived
    Never knew
    Never wanted
    Never cared
    Never loved
    Never fight
    never give up
    never give in
    never... never...

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  18. ever since they decided to give my christmas presents away to the poor, without knowing that my family was going to be my surprise christmas present zzzzNNNN

    so since they decided that family should be raped by the homeless....

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  19. hadith, qu'ran (that should be a cursiveq)

    caliphic court, hadith being the situation used to prove both guilt and innocence

    no one but the caliph and his successor have read the qu'ran (apologies but the lack of capitalization yields a closer representation to the cursive (i.e. the connective form) -newmath)

    i am fairly sure that it is because of something similar to the rationalization for evil {i.e. what a victim sometimes necessitates in order to repair themselves}, and the idea of a "jealous god" inclusion of prophecies and wether these are proven successively backwards and forwards and instantaneously.

    difference between phat and fat, learn to realize that you yourself are beautiful no matter what and no matter what anyone else thinks and no matter what you believe of anyone elses thinking.

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  20. the point is that it doesn't matter what explains the concept of a deity to you, nor does it matter what explains the transition of death, nor does it matter what explains that some actions are wrong, nor does it matter what explains interplanar physics- what does matter is that you come to this realization and the realization that everything exists, while waking up (becoming aware)

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  21. what was strange about that dream is that the book is not supposedly printed until 2012 and it is only 2011 (at least by my reckioning of the gregorian calender)

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  22. Today the police allowed a book of lsd, an ounce of heroine, 27 kilos if cocaine, and a quantity of PCP to be smuggled into virginia beach. Why you might ask? because they beilieved that watching a guy with a face-covering was more important, despite that a face-covering is necessary to prevent a sunburn for pale people.


    Speaking of which the United States is full of liars, murderers, rapists and theives.
    America however, is full of idiots, undereducated assholes, and dickheads... y'know there really isn't much difference between the two... except that america doesn't destabilize nations as soon as they get their act in order. As it seems the United States seems to be aggravating a global policy of cannibalism.

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  23. I would like to charge the caucasian (white) officer that arrested me for trespassing today with purgery for attempting to tell me that the United States, and the United States of America are the same thing.

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  24. Despite that the charge for trespassing has been dropped, I will point out something, at least they didn't confiscate anything this time...

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