Saturday, June 25, 2011

The police weren't fucking kidding

Uhh there was this one, a cat like dog ate the baby
another fell victim to saber toothed sand crickets
a third was sent through high velocity
another was exposed to drugs
we exposed these to weapons of mass destruction
i just buried that dude

100 comments:

  1. what happened to the weapon of mass creation? the saber tooth sand crickets got a human to defuse it... then found it couldn't possess it or successfully eat it

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  2. why do all the search engines have cutesy names? Why are all the people connection sites sounding sexual?
    How come the chat rooms for mythical/fake/fictional stuff sound threatening?

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  3. something has gone wrong, we are using pictures of naked chicks to attract chicks

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  4. after the environment waged war on me:
    i got a job and acquired stuff

    Until:
    drug addicts broke in
    smoked my place
    replaced my girlfriend with a call girl
    and left some fat chick to rape me.

    Today:
    Living in a stranger's place wondering if the new fat chick is infested with roaches

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  5. Note: it probably was a good idea to smoke my place

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  6. are you the type to knowingly release brain mites on society? were you under a really bright and warm light, yeah they were the ones i was cleaning... wow... you were sober when you realize this {sxz)

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  7. after being found in a trash pile in my own apartment, i was introduced to the idea of the cops and why they must all have lice... stop using your mind control on me, double voicing actual vocal cords...

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  8. Probable Truth:
    I am stuck in a prison colony, because of somebody else's lie
    I respect the reason why the secondary lied
    They are going to destroy the world, and everybody who we could get to listen is imprisoned

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  9. we always ask what situational re-education is for, 70 years ago it was to slaughter those who believed differently. Todya, it is to retrain and rediscipline a mind for a variety of reasons, from old age to waging war on the environment to eating the flesh of thy own "species" to criminal intent. I would like to say that the reason i was shot in the dome with a 5mm was due to this, i wish that were so. However, it is more than likely that it was for legally entering a house, cries for help that go unanswered is how the negatives win- truthfully I wish I could go back and change much however there are only ways to go forward and sideways thus the battle for truth, justice, honor is fought. Not with words, not with sticks and stones, and never with fists but only through doing what is right and helping regardless of race, creed, or nationality.

    I just wish these people would find some better style and build something other than cubes.

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  10. there once was a movie about a bus crash and ghosts - the kid describes a battlefield, movie: motion pictures with audio generally recorded through film or digital discs

    anyways the name of the movie has changed, it is now labeled as: heart and souls

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  11. Dear enterprise: thank you for helping me raid siberia, and yes mongolia that is your sand... quick to the tunnels we must deport this to antartica....

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  12. if it takes a second to be understood in a passive gentle manner then it is a closed comment,
    yet often the fact that you are structuring this makes me wish i had more money...
    note: original part of hidden game plan was to trap me in the bathroom... strange how deep creek noticed the attack upon hickory by(from, bifurcating a type of frost) western branch- there isa different noise for every given situation and the way you are speaking makes me understand you recognize
    (jungle){notes that you have no clue what is going on}that you don't understand this remark
    |continuing to read this aloud denotes a bad idea|'tao te ching' 'the' 'summary' 'of what' 'you "sh'ould" 'never' 'in'clude' 'in your' 'w0riting'

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  13. granby seemed to stand up and protect a great bridgian
    strange how after the fought the only thing i could think to do was order a hamburger

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  14. why i inaccurately believe: dude just shut up and experience (note any time that you write this down any other way it considered is oft ly\i/ee rude v(by not inseting a smiley (face){denigrates/delineates:illuminate beak potential] :knows that the flow of ice is important however, revels in the fact that it may potentially be any whi!{!st!}!ch way ;yeah we brought fire with us;

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  15. when empty pressurize through (compressing bottle in (gel like or solid structure of the ,frozen liquid- note this state is different from a solid due to what can be known as :!error defined as decisional preference albino argument has disrupted ice flow buy airbikes!:lose character map and pulling up minesweeper will only make you hacve to solwv<~ for key commands (ascii does not seem to include the characters used for highlighting bulleting of powerpoint diagramming) אּטּ☼¢ø∂♫♀♂ﻸﷲﮦ (caught using the word for god to delineate resource}) (god as situation is particularly offensive : also cannot be summation) *in theory ice exists if include certain fictional novellum*

    ¤¶©®°§§§§§Œœnegankh(rincewind teryy pratchee{ëñßÐÏĕētt-destroy i still have not found the character i was looking for and for this to even begin to relate with the thingey mabobber type idea ¿ ŧĦБДЊЋЉЖЯЖђ۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۝۝۝۝۝ۺۻsand removal gor glass tripping in case the oil order gets out of control۽۾۾۳۴۲۱•₪₫
    where the fuck is the star key (and somehow we have drawn an interactive&! webpicture) by tripping aurora borealis we have shown you how to draw a new type of sa\tstar

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  16. for some reason we agreed that this person would be an excellent waitress...
    no.

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  17. offense or respect mimics you decide: does this become a poll?! .com *? is the computer aware yet or all e\w are just a bunch of lazy fucks (just spoke multiple languages improperly {agreed proper representation courtroom is the only place that has this includes innocents}

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  18. just made an attempt to stop using multiple statements atherefromfroforforefreo*quick start typing gibberish* ﻻ error optional replacement character is now missingﻓﻗﻘdesseeing the difference betweeen tonal and srolls based on situational context fuckggered up with multiple speech by spraypainting the good blogs ﻕﻙﻚﺇﺈ◘◙○●◊◊Ω°º (therefore key is missing, we have a mildly evil ai i am not sure if it was originally tennded intednded to be a joke) because at said point in time it would become an indundation of renunsication of pronunciation therefore we have left an apology note (387$ usd) thus the reason we cannot actually experience other culture... commodities and preference of diet (i am rightly afraid of this chef... i know really) (thus the reason i kept the mas*quarade book)

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  19. pressurization to force carbon to ignite (doing so within the metal depends upon chambe and the argument between wether an alloy or purity would become a better blade thus the difference between twisting the rod and folding... must only make a similar duplicate and hope it works (agree that the sighn differentiates 'the'{^}(the difference) between folding space and shifting space and experiencing others forms and experiencing others original forms...

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  20. and the sharing of others forms with the unenlightened, look if they havent even rationalized you cannot pull it 'on the' {on it t0i } on them outside of theory
    | simply (ignorance wrongfulness /inversing wording to match context/ ///**/ ;
    due to the misbelief algoriOgOthm

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  21. intensive chemistry (yes we may be able to solve it so that only the agravation of certain pleasurable sensations cauallrolae call ric!c!olai for the use of torturing a critter... hmmm so only drugs huh? no sir food sir that damn green blob we melted ...

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  22. i really think you are just trying to convince me to agree to being eaten (one of the deadliest statements in the known universe) (was suicide due to linguistic thought)

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  23. in order to be allowed to do any creative work i must at least break past the previous artistic limitations that i have

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  24. no my fucking problem with the blonde chf that looks like dean is this fucking cut: (show jagged line of jordans crotch) (actually yes that is a beautiful tattoo (see awesomely gregericaoulsly ) (i am glad that you have agreed to be part of this trip and that we both live in the same general area but anyways i have places to go, and trapping me in a situation due to a false lawsuit is not only cruel but a deliberate misuse of power, therefore i must ask you to come with me as the usa representative at a trial for crimes you do not condone, none of which am i assuming they were committed by you (no i was just trying to avoid being a judge)

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  25. three posts that i have not been able to find in conjunction with one another...

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  26. thus my problem with the fucking cut, yes we have a tattooist at the er (that is why i suggest going with henna) {um we proved we were able to poison anything thus we need to be proud of our scars

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  27. only criminals gave good advice throughout the making of this film, website not included due to security purposes (satae secretariat) {shit we need to arrest the president, uhmmm i was hoping that was unfortunately necessary (comedic emts) {"bondage}
    even potheads know to* {bold star}the pinch -the tip (you do know these symbols are used to express an insult or to get one over err displeasure)

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  28. backwards forwards word order issues lead to disjunctive logic (35$ days 1$ , right play olay (slight cum bath, and there you go 198,00,.$ somehow multiplys into access for resource because we understand you need legit cleaning products or to be intenslety rubbesd by other creatures and that freaks you out? they are all well trained... we waited until they had proven it in situation, in vr, in practice, (believes that due to the recovery needed {hopefully situationally will be accurate wethere or not it is provided} vr should be the former according to the rules of a conjugated disjunctive statement the middle takes precedence (only partially true due to the situationally metaphor used previous to dthisD) How is the replacement chosen ? *? ^ obj (random choice, input, prior situation, include all possible ordering (conjugation != multiple phrasing input onloy to occur) )the house ate us(fuck so do the trees and ice water air fire sand spirtit)

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  29. now please tell me how you put one over on me, we cannot identify the creature that creates you...

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  30. is it hared hard to read you have just skewed the minning, we apologized for writing emotionally instead of writing emotion into it...

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  31. we understand that a grievance, has no pay- we did not explain to the chef what it means to say goodbye... wether we used someone with no teeth to speak or wether we flicker to beteewnnn to ' to;: someone with teeth repetitious reptile intensive editint?g :it had something to do with tehe beginning and the choice of someone to eat you, wether we used conjuncgcnnat"~ives to explain this,. i thought it was suprise and you were swearing about it because it was awesome, uhh we didnt know something- dude for once just approach with apathy...

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  32. gil
    ffx
    omg
    only using what serial killers have used (disease and aids _ we didnt care, thus we also showered)
    the dead wood
    uhhh battle for wesnoth and raiding mongolia

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  33. h and r block... prison abuse of governmental powers

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  34. i agree that eating sstems from a situational attachment thus we musst begin processing mud chicly... oh no they have a gradrden hose...implied robe

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  35. imlpiend the h with a line on top... uhhh what letter were hyou brpacticveng df

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  36. everything we can ever draw and a loowesly implied conjuctive statement and the only joke that can be made, i really thought you offenede d my houuosband thus the reason that i have a backspace key... wfieife and wifi and yeah we keep these objrects in present premory... memory

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  37. george lopexz just cause vs dave chappel vs the guy i call a puppet vs the guy with puppets ?vsme ok a person who is awake wvs a person who is a sleepy head vs a perosn who is asleep no matter what the second bout or the next match is a chinese chick vs a puppet vs a query vs a mythicsal creature who is depressed while a happening guy and the reason for a genral negation lyt. cricket corporal ltc(r)?!p(r)l teeth count and the reason for rolling letters interrupticve pronoun : a repearting situation (how you lost battleball is what you need to repeat, when this occurs a radio a is down and a free foreall might occur or if a job loss cssen ario

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  38. no no matter what we are discussigng ice and a box that has been melted down and compreessed... yes it is made of precvious previous boxes.

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  39. holy shit i learned to speak you... adeoiu now see this dy y interruption is what i am tlalking about and now we have the alphabet and simply because i like you i am like going to let me and introduce you thus proving the ayou have thought atahutaught me to uese it. we have proven the use through situational context and the fact that we found a communication tool that allows to even begin to believe that we understand each other...

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  40. yes by originally putting everything we think into immediate situation, but it allows for a continous interruption thereby summoning a linear paradox to describe the existence of everything which shows the non-linear ideal alphabet.

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  41. we arrest youu for everything and sue you for being god. random homeless duede stage 1 conver up to the fact that nobody else cared and we are now distracting those that might have... but then again we used particulatr y information control to prevent you from knowing . frgratned you found out bu t we khave kow clue how to get there. awwe have meisagreed to the existence of something., so know you thinki am creazy byr bveing rationale.

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  42. fantasy story ,metaphor, delineating path trhough typos

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  43. conjugating methaphors using reverse inductinor induction conducement and going to a left forward by going in a downward triangele we have agreed that you existence, also by mentioning an easy connection, however we cannot agree that the connection exists th*- auto function

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  44. i thought we were avoiding down, no now we are avoiding you up - the reason we are not a static character. besides the reason taht we are a much smoother cololler radder dude, can only occur once for this individual- you think it is funny that i am paranoid about this~ thereby prfving oo o line my point ... by correcting grammar we skew the words... uoh theat is why we must make jokes about tsomething else. is that because that one guy knows there is no ice, yeah. hurricanes of ice and noreastrrers

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  45. gang sign (s1-101!$) for once what is important is the outer stantemnet and foil does not impy

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  46. we have defeated the key logger by unkowingly tapping each toherother and giving the scenario a decision...

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  47. achievement of symbiosis
    ditching the host occurs through the idea of the fact that your mother literal does do this alll while pregnant.
    attempting to make a joke dramatic pause.
    what was my favorite book and what might be still be because i have not read it nor has it been able to be read to bme

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  48. yes hthat psepecial woman and that chick who trips that guy secret plot against me has been found... seeking spinal moidifictation.lesbian biker gang. orrg there really is no wyay that i can prevent this from happening. holy shit man

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  49. speak shut up speak shut up cont!ingue-r speakinrg

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  50. all the gangs i am not in... none of them semmem to be good...

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  51. apparently my sex organ got burned.... uhhh you kareknoaw you are now no nknow no not able to use that word wok woalk walk grok

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  52. we got arrested for everything then accused of being god. while listening to weverything weh ave recorded and what and s

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  53. we only let a serial killer with a non-baby interference, no he chooses the survivor

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  54. you generally have lost your teeth twice and third times possibly four or five.

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  55. iit it is called a schizophrenic breeding pattern and the reason i do not enjoy ... we just claimed the ice was stable and flew you into a giant freezer... no really hwhat oven.. i really wish i didnt undterstand this. iamnot gqutited sure if i understand the idea of subclassing and forgetfuleness through compression imposition decompression cntrlcoverusingandannoying

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  56. proper ballance of what has been done infront of him and attempting to ,.*'"`lay,.*'"` a claim that we understand what is going on.intencsinve blackout balacek ops sense dep sight sound therapy feel activity

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  57. some form of clove fern that only maybe crackles and boom fire proof and what someone else believes occurs... someone else may have agreed with you.try to cultivate innocenets

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  58. naturally frozen foods... wosws stoner senseless travel.

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  59. absurdity... and like mistakes with lighting technicolror ... there is a suit that we must proucur i hereby prounoucne you dead.s yes the heated moving bungalow and the body armor. correct the fact that we read a sexual context i am not sure but the point that ishould never mention thise idea like al language ... oh no young buruntette burnade dvb bird p chow to copy adn come up with some randomness for a cover-up . brown haired female . claims to be me. stop relying on electronics with the meijing switch jinlai..! yeah ... wow they did catch liver disease. short people and alchohol and fat people with hydrousnoxide uhhh the baby's had the lubricant

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  60. i would like a viable multi-speicceis womdb and the fact that i could not stolerate you touching me.uh

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  61. till then make the best of every scenario.int.fpd rs.(overload is it the space bar?)

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  62. depends on wether we or not we could find the other space bar.

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  63. errror marsupials invaded
    we are pretending we are a different creature in order to sneak up on this dangerous creature... internal refrigerator extraction not paid for.
    we cannot proceed to get lost in the storyk

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  64. ubvaku
    invalid.exception
    #of users overload.
    negating continual use>
    ignorance.org. code boot user ineffective
    limit calculation process.
    i am not allowed to discuss sex therefore decisional point *?invalid_ more pieces are missing pissed and shitty.escape

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  65. earlier clear traps only incoming+?
    +r@^$M17
    order, fire code , radio:broadcast
    f(n)symbology;
    = ~

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  66. esc cross reference power denial subtraction-negation!

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  67. broadcast, compile interferance*!#%&
    ?@swear.curse

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  68. the point is that you are going to disagree.run

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  69. ok we did have fun while shopping- thereby potential.possible elimination of disability?
    no
    uh. food.stamps Mr. Ed SSI.money htttp://(www.)ssa.gov

    f(n)=elimination.lose control
    bloody.stupid = decisional point
    excape.o|power off. exit,0
    ariel vs times
    new roman
    nullification return . user inclusion declusive delusion Dr. Suess Suez Suet Canal . ahhhhhhh!!!! tidal wave

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  70. damaged wombat, vs duck billed beaver (platypus only came in metallic so we thought it was a joke.

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  71. deep with a height reduction clause. we thought we were marrying a transvestite.
    no we carved weapons and armor.
    we blew funny figures.
    we dressed like other things.
    we cannot go seal manatee or penguin
    well the thing is that i am not sure if the other will survive. sysRqz@

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  72. Auir Dropping People into a Volcano (e)
    Since 1988

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  73. I have every right to dislike those that are around me. my life sucks, i am undereducated, and all i can access are shitty counterfeit products because of (i do not have a word offensive enough to describe them) so let us just poloitely say corporate protesters. Everyone should have the liberty to choose the side they are on. I choose the line-crossers.

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  74. even the police have raped me.
    i personally believe pornography should be done by automatonic robots. and filming should be done by reptilious amphibians. with all typing preformed by monkeys.

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  75. electronics works done by hominid anthropoids.

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  76. Evil robots took over the good housing, the other survivors raped killed and ate my girlfriend.

    error doomsday not set, rewrite to 69 billion = 2012 a.d.

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  77. agreed that out of the choices i would go with the survivor ... therefore i did not warn anyone, assuming that everyone has an emergency plan anyway. the failure of mine is predicted to be somewhere between now 2085

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  78. the point is that instead of trying to figure out the combo, a robot would just cut the lock -(cause it already has those for self-maintenance.
    error doctor's kit became neutralized due to accidental misuse

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  79. omg there really is flesh-eating bacteria
    that was almost true, so we rationalized a mightey motorbike (misspelled, due to capture the idea of tiny things = mites)

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  80. yeah i thought it was funny to breathe life into a machine and then arm it.
    i left a warning.
    omg, please pick-up the lincoln bimbo and bring her to , don't worry she will look latin afterward.

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  81. stay away!!!
    run for your liveS?
    what is that noise?
    no shit it was twenty year old trying to make up a name: and then dodge society before a bathroom pass was badly misused.

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  82. a large village, on a lake of fire:
    somewhere on the coast, kinda organized with an artistic place that we can't go.

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  83. not agreeing to the shape of body, and when situational communication cannot be studied
    perhaps it is outside

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  84. wether a multi-visual pattern has been inflicted yet.relax

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  85. i chose to be evil on the internet.last choice i made

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  86. i travel to places to get stuck.
    abandoned in a foreign country
    internet was able to expand easy -code.character.conjugation.line
    anacronymal internet com

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  87. strainer compiling,
    yes... yes... yes... no the juice still gets through. we have to use sticks for the meat
    yes we did just burn the juice off. still not through a strainer.
    grinders = moving strainers (yes, along with density. multisift vs mixasift

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  88. sacrificing hockey, baseball, football, dancing and a music channel and all other sports programming for blitzball

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  89. we were going to program a non-normal fantasy reality then realistic entertainment training kicked in,
    so thats where the power assissts kicked

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  90. 3,153,600,000 counts of petty theft
    3,153,600,000 counts of accessory to theft
    109,500 counts of accessory to murder
    999,999,999,999,999,999 counts of murder in both the first and second degree
    # of assaults and rapes unknown

    Arrested on suspicion of being human/homonid/homo sapiens

    Plea:
    Guilty due to conditions for survival

    would much prefer a non-infectious symbiotic environment however that is not possible

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