Thursday, June 2, 2011

how to meet a woman who is not a whore and not a man-eater?

1} do not be introduced by a friend or family member
2} do not meet at a bar
3} do not intend to meet
4} do not trust them ever, there is no such thing as a trustworthy person- everybody wants something that they would be willing to screw other people over for
5} do not willingly bring them back to your place (the reason my driver's license is never on me)
6} do not willingly have pre-marital sex with them
7} yeah i am just a target
8} do not "willingly" make fun of a single person
9} do not eat the living
10} do not do drugs or legal intoxicants
11} do not elope with them
12} be kind to everyone no matter how much they piss you off (although it is a good standard, do not treat people the way they treat you)
13} there really is no way to do so

30 comments:

  1. yeah you need someone who literally knows they are full of shit, and someone who literally knows that it is legal to eat people... thus making this difficult.

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  2. perhaps that should read prostitute

    they force me to eat the dead and clean up after their rape victims...
    hunger does strange things to a man, granted a man only feels hunger after being tortured into thinking that eating is natural- then again you lose limbs/muscles/glands/skin etc. if you don't

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  3. granted is better than eating the living... hence the reason the fast-switch lives in a padded room... btw that room wasnt red when we/they put it in.

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  4. Why do i need directions on how to rectally violate an elephant/mammoth....? Mu/Wu

    yes that is what thought me no-thought...

    then again we may have found the missing link...

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  5. something just fell, i do not know what... strange...

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  6. independent development of a fellow's weblog,
    i know that loners survive the longest by not showing up to anyone, they do not become targets of their own crew, they occassionally are hunted by the crew systems, they often survive said hunt...

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  7. 1st group project, woodworking
    general project, proof that none of this exists
    personal project, learning how to survive and be myself

    side projects: inefficiency, politics, religion, computer sciences

    side group project: psychic abilities {apotheosis}, survival (generally tested through abduction- the missing link was eaten by an elephant and then eaten by us- therefore the world is pissed off, we shared as much of it as possible- they ate the elephant we ate the missing link and licked the placenta)

    "unknown" side project: artistic development, extremist physical conditioning

    it is generally through being a loner that other loners are found, we often band together in a (schizo-non-reaction, manic-reaction) matrix that causes independence of thought within a group

    if you are about to be dead, go into your own mind but don't live there- you get mighty bored and dims survival possibility.

    (how many times have i been randomly convicted of things by explaining the situation after the fact?)

    We know everything we need to know on how to understand a person as they intersect with us and how to break a mind, we only know the basic tricks to fix (bloody stoner psychology)

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  8. there were other group projects, however i did not get to claim them as my work (merely participation) (there are some that are worth forgetting)

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  9. the puschological point was that you are in your mind as long as you are experiencing, however the choices that you make there will determine how distasteful/respectable you are out of it.

    situational copyright felonies for fun and profit

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  10. random, the chick version of little rascals and a nine-year old that i am still afraid of.

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  11. should they know that magic exists, try to encourage a lack of technology, should they believe- introduce it. if they know, and their abilities lean that way they will begin to discuss devices beyond comprehension

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  12. There are some things that i cannot deal with:
    when a person dies from violence, a great deal of effort has to be done to replace them. I refuse to switch context.

    Pregnancy is a difficult subject to discuss, when a non-infested human gives birth then it is a beautiful experience- caused without sex just an ameobic split. When an infested human gives birth it may become a serious problem. I wished to give life to a human. I believe you did. I do not wish to know what you believe, but when cats, snakes, bugs even trees eat our babies what else are we to do?
    I caused problems by refusing to listen to a wombian that was saying ill-thought out things, you will understand that when you are the only one remaining.
    We turned on one another when we began to battle the environment, which is why we are the leaders because we are insane because we are capable of making the sacrifices which confuse the opponent.
    perhaps then ou should have let the group split- two brigades are more powerful than a company

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  13. and then set them against one another so that both brigades are infiltrated.

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  14. the reason the nazis lost, is that too many of them weren't racist, too many of them knew that the infectious were necessary and of use.

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  15. i would turn myself in, if and only if it was something i actually did.

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  17. it is a good idea to ask what the "f*in" is a gay lesbian chick/woman/female/(person of the opposite sex and gender than the writer) is doing hanging out with a freakin fraternity?

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  18. be a bitch to them... it might delay them or {the person you are attempting to hang out with/the person they are cheating on you with} from eating you

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  19. never have i ever willingly and knowingly borrowed money.

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  20. i realized i was going to be defeated in everything i ever chose to do on the same day they smoked my jockstrap/codpiece/protective covering, have you ever done an egg-drop experiment yeah it was like that while growing into childhood only for some strange reason it wasn't spandex

    i choose to be smoked and eaten by a giant lizard-like avian (when you melt feathers they seem to turn into fur covered scales)

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  21. i finally looked this over and realized i wasn't allowed home because i was rotting...

    on a further note defacing righttofrost/rightoffrost one profile page at a time along with auberus's...

    myspace/facebook/livejournal

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  22. you are obviously in a world of your own as we smoke plastic through our placenta hat, thereby creating padding for the bike you are working on- armored padding

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  23. now we do this after a lot of light has been shown through this plastic

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  24. finding your way out of the placenta hat is more difficult than it appears...

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  25. what pissed me off was when they eliminated "the evidence they were classist"

    the lack of technological gear
    the fact everything is shaped in a cube
    the fact i cannot even find a decently clean place
    when it came down to as a right of birth for educative measures

    all of these factors advise that suicide is the wisest course of action

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  26. that i cannot get away from smelly fat people

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  27. i remember when we were kids, and couldn't get what we needed- so we began to threaten the adults with toy weapons. it was all fun and games until those toys were used with deadly force and the plastic apoxy was mistaken for sugar and peanut butter....

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  28. all of these women were only interested in talking, and since it is impossible for me to speak... makes it rather difficult

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