Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Help, I was abducted by the boy scouts

Help, I was abducted by the boy scouts around mid-summer near 1985 by the gregorian calendar.

I am stuck in the United States of America.

41 comments:

  1. they have eaten pieces of me, nose torso abdomen hands legs arms neck and skull

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  2. as far as i can tell it would be 2011 years after that one dude was crucified...

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  3. the fat one raped me
    the less fat one didn't care
    the really fat one tried to poison me

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  4. as i sit here looking for sites to incorporate into this weblog, i wonder at the walking horror story that is my life and i cannot help but to stop and gasp in amazement at the wonderful taste of juju beans.
    sorry ham, i did not have a choice
    same to you eggs

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  5. when they raped my mom... when they dragged me and my sister screaming from our beds... or when they murdered them viciously...
    no
    so you only stopped to help me when there weren't juju beans on the shelf...
    yeah pretty much

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  6. at least i think they stopped to help... but i doubt it

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  7. I am quite sure that this place is distinctly unfriendly to foreigners

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  8. i hate to say this bro...

    i have heard this three times in my life and they never finished the statement:

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  9. the difference between mitchell michelle and meshell

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  10. infiltrating the cia and authoritative positions to guarantee that "information leaks are sealed"

    can explain how to destroy the world
    universe/cosmos/multiverse/multidimensional destruction in progressive explanation

    not allowed to do a damn thing is direct cause to why i am building it, cannot be stopped due to the sensational limitation of "humanity/others" (species/race)

    at least one cared enough to plant such a destructive device (prior use shown in this place due to geographical information (may be misled due to time placement)

    because of the pi equation with a triangles rotation i am under-educated because some blonde dyke bitch cut said symbol into my palms

    they should have thought about this before they smoked my ninja turtles (also cause of serin gas explosion = explanation was a broken g.i. joe)

    have no reason to not build said device- screamed like a monkey during prior explanation

    irreversible damage to my crotch was the kickstart

    when the "girls" i was interested were damaged was the final straw

    have no reason not to destroy the planet, since animals and plants have proven unfriendly

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  11. guarantee proved faulty, intensive analysis shows that it was the direct cause to terrorism

    extending me citizenship would be considered an act of terrorism

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  12. due to the "lack" of materials, the lack of ability to gain employment

    (isn't water clear? so how would you know that the planet lacks such? perhaps because you know that you won't be allowed to live that long)

    implosive density algorithm allows for plasma exploion)

    intent means that i might accept the lives of the few simply because i have never been allowed to visit a decent place that did not directly relate to the reason i am frustrated

    now build something other than a fucking cube

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  13. thus freeze all accounts that have my name...

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  14. how many suicides does it take before you give us actually knowledge?

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  15. yknow i could actually be doing something worthwhile but instead because of the comment directly previous i am just going to destroy everything that i can

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  16. what was learned in that experiment was the necessary factors for brain death without loss of functionality. what was learned in the next experiment was that when the brain loses a certain amount of information, it overloads and the person becomes it.

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  17. Roughnecks: Starship troopers chronicles
    hulu
    episode change
    decrypt
    op
    qst
    lk

    fast change difficulty of three.five.seven

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  18. translation of an object around something with a durable enough crystal structure causes a vacuum to exist.
    thus the zeta omicron pi(delta change) matrices
    Schizophrenic

    just remember that the knife that was used to injure those people was made by ginsu (he works as a mechanic, zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance is how you can find the bike- he also works with plastic, see the advertisement in the green hornet) forged with my foreskin
    so yes i am at fault, but the reason for the charge came from sleeping with the fear of being eaten... (after extreme surgical measures)

    something about dealing with fear by being with the fear.

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  19. if there is such a thing as thermal expansion, is there such a thing as moisture constriction?

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  20. revitalizing nazi comics (since when did the nazis have web access, oh right i was thrown out of school because of a blonde bitch who decided to force me to cheat by slicing my palms open friggin windows 98)

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  21. put in jail and intensive care for being a victim

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  22. but i did enjoy the starship troopers: roughneck chronicles although it has occured to me that previously i have only read thuppai's perspective as such i find the information slanted and rather reprehensible to make such a fascist statement, but the animation was decent enough to make for an entertaining story.

    i will stop creating situations that can cause the destruction of everything including the mass creation device in return for decent fantasy literature, a better residence, and $35,000 per year. I will stop antagonizing people to build it, in return for access to appropriate medical facilities, better food, and access to better technology.

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  23. oh and the oppurtunity to meet a girl=(woman who has not given birth yet) who is not a scout, in return i am willing to attempt to defuse/confuse it.

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  24. in exchange for you building it, i will stop making demands

    and that $35,000 a year is relative to economic status quo.

    for some reason i believe that is lower than the corporate offer, but now it is a question of whether that offer was made to be able to eat me or if that offer was made (wether whether weather) in order to cause me to be a productive "citizen" is a good question

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  25. the really fucked up thing is that i believe that this context/sytax/grammar/definition/language was created in order to trip/trick me into being "willingly" eaten is a good question =?*

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  26. immortal last words jo anne is hung like rhino

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  27. the first time you smoked it, it was because somebody forced you to.
    with complaints about my scent arose, i attempted to rub down and smoke marijuana/cannabis/pot- it seemed to work but then somebody decided that the large pile that i was supposed to "watch" while waiting for pickup decided to be sellable.

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  28. there really is such a thing as pot, but i doubt that smoking it would be a good idea- (i bet that guy was wandering around forever trying to find the smell of burning poison ivy) {uhhh i am allergic to ivy and oak}

    first the trip of names,
    second the trip of sight,
    third the trip of sense,

    no it did not: tangential reasoning

    smoking the bandwith and figuring out ways around firewalls- primarily for literature that cannot be found otherwise.

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  29. we are in jail because????
    arson...
    "attempted murder" did that "guy" really forget the fucking signal?

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  30. maybe if i wasn't missing pieces, maybe if i wasn't being held against my will, maybe if they were willing to tell the truth to me

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  31. we will wage war/jihad against
    j.p. and associates ,-> powell-luhmann enterprises (prior familial relations known for cannibalism)
    for the following reasons
    1) inethical business practices of jump starting a herd through the use of a broken neck victim
    2) the wanton destruction of private citizens homes, livelihoods, families, properties, and credentials
    3) The damage of personal associates and companions
    4) The injuries sustained to environment
    5) The damages to civilians
    6) The improper use of corporate procedure in the procurement of new test subjects
    7) The desecration of corpses
    9) The inability to preserve creative arts
    0) The destruction of knowledge, trust, and governmental procedures
    11) The desecration of the concept of friendship 12) Adulterous betrayal
    13) Violation of International and Local law through the spread of infectious diseases, damaging chemicals, and symbiote/parasites
    14) Misrepresentation of the assembly
    15) The procurement and treatment of fellow members of race/species as slaves/(permanent indenture)/bond

    {gas i was just exposed is useful for a confusing tactic, anger fear and depression follows [Researcher note: elimination of the anger component damages local wildlife and plants]

    some sort of roach just crawled out of my ass
    (i would like to point out the difference between a cricket and a roach a this point a cricket is related to both the praying mantis and the grasshopper and communicates through noise, a roach on the other hand communicates through smells and feels)

    bugs=insects (difference relies in hive mentality and ability for flight): hated enemy
    drakes: favored enemy
    man: nemesis

    {It is in this that I make the note that interpol.int is not the actual website for international law enforcement as any sale or transportation of humans as cargo is considered illegal under global contract: *note* transit through airplanes, cruise ships, etc. is not considered to fall under this - with the assumption that the people's on board are free to do as they wish at their destination, as long as said destination does not foully trick them into a regrettable action}

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  32. when i was infested, infected, and parasitically symbiotic, hypnotized and some other shit that caused me to do my part for the environment.
    missing key for overload from calculations to visual input of letters: i.e. less than a third of a key board (only supposed to calculate how hot a light bulb is)
    farenheit makes more sense than kelvin

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  33. patiently waiting for you to cut pieces off of me? no! being held by people blending in with the environment

    really wish they would just murder me and get it over with

    i'm only supposed to be cleaning light bulbs

    telephone sanitizer professionals were the previous hit

    i understand that porters and truckers were before that

    inventors were in between

    and i do believe that stoner riche are the last

    i am wondering if writers/painters were first due to the lack of decent quality materials

    medics and entertainers have already been hit too

    educators also have been taken out

    yknow what i am just going to give up

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  34. no i did not want to educate you or make you exercise but i will hold you so you do and dont get hit in the face with a block of wood (i.e. because of that you weren't there when they decided to inflict consequence on us for carpentry)

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  35. note: do not wish to be dead, just wish for this crap to be over with [which can be misinterpreted as the former]

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  36. the inventors warned us that as soon as a secret is learned, a person is no longer necessary.

    i actually do not know my own name.

    strong drink (gin preferably) and flouride are used to clean the plasma lights [Different from plasma screens in that they are non-variable, being only the use of hydrogen||neon^oxide^ {generally the element is in a plasma state, as such the stability of the container is important thus the heat of the light bulb must be calculated in order to maintain a stable cleaning solute thus creating a stable semi-solid container- if done wrong then the bulb will either explode or implode destroying you and everything nearby |hence the reason that when cleaning it is generally an empty situation| /the problem i have is that at some point a hallucinogenic substance was added to the gin without my knowledge, i suspect this to be related to syllocibin and lysurgic dimethyltriptamine - it is possible that the solute may have been from ergot being introduced to the mixture\ {no i wasn't working for them, no they didn't pay me, yes i understand that the guild takes a dim view of moonlighting but someone around here has to keep watch and i need to pay personal debts}

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  37. it started with stealing robots from animals.

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