Sunday, May 22, 2011

Experience

So for the post:

At certain points you can trip an object into experiencing with you, whether the object becomes a motive experience is determinant upon wether you know the object can move- experiencing the tea... Can be used to avoid being murdered.

Also a yellowish-amber
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We're not dating are we? - TMNT
Product notice: Princess Monoke
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TMNT - Wasnt there supposed to be a really large ninja turtle? and why does donatello fight raphael?

Flight of the Dragons (the kids cartoon, it's like about a board game and it trips you, thereby bringing you into the world of fantasy (loosely related to Wizards) ok yall need to clean your minds up,

There was something else, but I am not going to mention it.

So for my current trip:
The Others, Star Trek: Enterprise (edition)(There was a better definition of Star Trek but Star Wars killed for it, or was it the other way around? meh), some sort of movie that explained injuries and product placement (it was a cult classic, but i dont want to rape them by watching it: [hints: everybody loves a dildo, cheetah, 360 porn sequence with a headless chick, slinkies for dildo's, and what led to the re-devolopment of funeral homes, oh and rocky horror picture show]_ , (some sort of political explanation that led to the development of the king and i within siam),  {tv show: FReakazoid || "The Philadelphia Project" |&&| {war of the worlds, (!dinotopia -computation technology) {[<ERROR TITLE LOST, TITLE UNKOWN (this title cannot be revealed due to the vengeance that someone has over it *probably because a loved one began to experience it or/and died while filming*>]} (I shall name it, Dragon's Word) <<The Wonderful World of Brothers Grimm, Dr. Who {negated a tangential answer on which you have no hope of knowing, the lesson is never pull a fast one (no haven't tried to at least not yet)}
And this product was advertised in all of them, no it was not gak (for the guy that everyone thinks that it is gak, the answer would be superglue)

?<insert American words for (liberty, freedom) and submission>*

cinnamon chocolate swirl milano's (man i would really like to meet this girl- although that isnt who I am bailing out) is the other person's answer (that is a secret, at least 2 more "first one in, last one out")

I haven't seen any of these movies that deal with the current trip <apparently dragon's word has some sort of nudity and like i would watch it but i have no way of finding it- it seems to be about how a lizard-avian-crystalline creature and super-advanced technology, but apparently everyone else has... so i got trapped in the sploof.  (a sploof is a comedic rip-off of a previous movie, similar to the statement spaceballs:star wars as [this product]:my lifeline)

yes! i am still trapped in here! ok it has something to do with sploofing these movies, gak, and what was created in jail... and some dog ate me- but i killed a stink beetle with a rhinoceros horn, oh and choose-your-own adventure novels. yes i have been forced to eat, drink, sleep, move, urinate, defecate, and all those things you are not supposed to do.

60 comments:

  1. Dear jacob: the answer is a shivan dragon
    the product would be some from some sort of fast-food restaurant that serves lizard, i.e. happy meal toys...

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  2. So I am going with this product is the reason we keep getting sent to jail? yes, yes it is... and the advertisement is behind us... no we have no clue how we made it.

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  3. The product, and the title of this movie spoken in the right manner yields the words mentioned above.

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  4. also the title's of the movies that i cannot name can be misinterpreted to be said magic word... this has gone all pee-wee herman only with the concept of mental ability behind it...
    Using mental agility prevents this product from being stolen from us and allows us to continue to corner the market... (without the shitty rip-off, which is about to occur if i get sent to a jail that actually has camera's)

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  5. do not take the meds if you get sent to a mental institute, if they use injections then find a way so fold your skin through pore control... (no that isnt misspelled)

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  6. Dear "reatarded" kid, you are the smartest person I have ever met, your job probably is repairing the Virtual Reality Technology

    It is possible to build Virtual/Augmented Reality Technology out of the human body and still live, but you probably will end up retarded as a hell...

    It doesn't matter what you know, what you can build, or who you know- the only thing that matters is whose ass you wipe.

    In the morning, make sure you clean yourself.

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  7. So because I built Virtual/Augmented Reality Technology I am a tribble (see damaged humanoid reference).

    That is because the only way that you know you can get the materials is by harvesting them from your own body, but the thing is that you don't know for a fact that when you put it together it will actually be those materials that you put together in the right order.

    See i still truly believe, that man is a senseless creature.

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  8. I most likely do all my typing with my dick, a dick is a piece of exposed spinal column. Or a private investigator, usually used to solve domestic disputes.

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  9. Due to teeth being present in this form that I (and sometimes other people) call man, I can logically assume that we can only suspect that our limbs exist.

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  10. I am way too apathetic, do anything like I have been accused of.

    I am in this group for that reason, while this group is either apathetic or forgiving is a moot point. The point is that we can safely be the targets, without repercussion- and due to the abilities already demonstrated this group has a greater potential than the others to survive such targeting/profiling. This has been done so that people may maintain being distracted/busy, so that they won't notice or be able to prevent the actions that are necessary for the survival of the planet.

    Just remember, we are the ball.

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  11. Writing Tiny is accomplished through a great deal of hand control- often through appearing to miss the surface completely.

    The war that was declared upon the cacao fields should be over through the use of johnny depp and the redisbursement of forces that it caused... the war was initially declared as part of a war upon pharmaceutical companies- these companies were used in a most inappropriate manner; despite the fact that some were poisoned by them didn't really matter (and that truly is sad), the reason is that although they were able to introduce a new healthy population {which preserved our species/race and many indigenous populations {yes the "others" did this as well), however not all actions are without there detriment. The use of antibiotics in particular left a mark upon the environment, as such a crucial bacteria spectrum was eliminated from the face of planet earth; as well as many new poisons being introduced into the environment. This was noted and a solution was proposed: 1) the preservation of specimens within laboratory confines, 2) the introduction of a new segment of society, this segment would have a body modification used to cause decomposition through the use of enzymes and bacteria, 3) the production of environmental waste clean-up, 4) new quarantine procedures with waste disposal, 5) quarantine procedures with elimination of trace remnants of any pharmaceutical product. The clean-up methods opened a new branch of chemistry, which has resulted in a variety of products from soda-pop to plastics.

    Plastics are not new, and are an environmental feature: the use of natural compression, oil, flashfires, and decomposition chemicals will naturally create plastic. However, such is still poisonous. I submit to the world, the latest natural wonder- a place I like to call home.
    An entire community of natural plastic- for security purposes. The community was created due to chemical heat, as noted by the ribosome traces and pressure from evaporating water has caused an entire bog to be destroyed overnight- however, such a bog has left new hope. (a con-artist has created a suitable distraction to prevent would be desecraters from entering)

    This new hope is for a unique lifeform, which will develop from enzymes and various viral lifeforms. The adaptation which can be accomplished through HIV, will cause the dissemination of plastic into a different format providing for the basis of cellular life. This has not nor will be achieved in our lifetime. Objection noted, case dismissed.

    I was not petitioning for the complete removal of the plastics, I was making the council aware that new environmental clean-up procedures are being installed: the signers of the petition, which has not been brought forward to this council due to security protocols, will operate such procedures.

    opensourcing allows for two things: one the modification of a program after installation and two the ideal or original program's code being posted within cyberspace {the easiest way to do this is through the use of a pointer, as many sites are and can be hacked (hopefully they will wait at least till I am through with it so that my pointer will never be corrupted)]

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  12. The Jackass revolution: reasons behind it and what it caused

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  13. do you know how much i hate retro.
    I am so tired of being misunderstood, i wish somebody had actually taken the time to situationally express how to speak.

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  14. Too many environmentalists not enough undead.

    My Senior Quote: Aren't I ded?

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  15. Name of the Sploof: Unknown
    Do not do anything you have ever done, seen performed, or thought about while watching this movie.

    Ok because every time you try to tell us what is happening, like a blue bird is chirping outside, it comes out as OMG the dragons are eating ketchup only that is a bad example because it is directly related.

    What is killing everyone in this movie? A wyvern/dragon||draco/drake.

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  16. More like clowns are eating icecream in a soda shop.

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  17. I would like to order a mcneel, hold the manic gunner- oh and give the dragon some special sauce.

    A better guess for what is killing everyone in this movie? how about a deranged motorcycle, nah too classic... what about a tennis ball, no too political... why not a thinking machine, we didnt think of it... we could use a mannequin, too sexy... where is the cat, we thought it was a crowbar... who decided it wasn't the movie, when we were the audience... shit i'm stuck in this movie, film, show, motion picture type thing... I do believe it's that/them/him/her/it... oh no it's us...
    I would know but the writer agreed that it wouldn't ruin the surprise...

    No way it is the platypus, duck-billed beaver... <{ if this sploof exists it won't kill me, but it might murder me }>, somehow i am ok with that

    As for the product it is used for perms (type of hair style)

    Now name the movie that talked about the clownes in NY - it was loosely referenced in hackers...

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  18. Quick way to segregate the audience: get them to shout something through a misinterpretation of language, that may be based on sex/gender...

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  19. Blocko: Gabb we'll ...
    Phineas and Ferb
    AMIGA


    the point of the movie went from being about secrets to being about getting away with murder to being about going to see a cult classic to being about why magic/technology is evil to why one should become educated to being about why you shouldn't use the word beaver in polite company to being about experiencing a film/movie/motion picture type thing to the correct way to skin a platypus to fuck it we were just sploofing movies : i.e. copycat killings

    my name is mann, hu was the hooker i slept with... and yes i did abduct you. why you might ask, to bring into the fold...

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  20. Who is killing people to cover up their own plagiarism... take out one intel officer/agent and the world goes to shit. Daniel Tolson

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  21. Still think it's a duck-billed beaver
    Mann his head got stuck in her vagina
    les&lee

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  22. As for who is torturing us, i would have to go with Trevor Mackenzie: Harrier Bisochim

    after that stunt they became known as Johnson

    No neither of those names are mine... it's on my ident card so they know why i am currently a survivor

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  23. The particular arrangement of magnets can cause a field of force to be present, like any field of force it can be used for everything- as such the particular field of magnets can be manipulated in such a way to cause a field of force to exert itself upon other forces... as such time, space, light, even awareness can be affected by this ... i recommend using a box to travel with...

    Cult classics, by shouting at key sequences a certain understanding/misunderstanding can be preserved or destroyed as such in essence that is why they are called "CULT"->(gory movie that i never want to know about again {although there are some nice scenes of vagina} classics, it is through total understanding||misunderstanding that this wave can be found and manipulated.

    Magnetism is what i suggest to preserve life, and or limb... phantom limb experience present with wings and tail...

    A series of small magnets arranged in precise circular patterns upon walls and ceilings (hey if we used them for walls we can say it was built by ikea, and use lego's for the furniture), a room with a padded wall and a brick floor [connected through spiraling staircase] indoor swimming pool in abstract shape, Triangular bedroom, octagonal kitchen, hexagonal den, square bathroom- tree~filled yard.

    I'm not sure where they found this dog but that is my dream home.
    Hopefully maximus will have a job for me.

    Differentiation between exercise and exorcise, one is to increase physical strength and one is to get rid of demon's

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  24. either way both imply (or is that infer) breaking up...

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  25. Strange that i got all but one lawsuit paid off... I think that was for joining a unit without verifiable authorization with intent for subversion...

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  26. Strange that i got all but one lawsuit paid off... I think that was for joining a unit without verifiable authorization with intent for subversion...

    Authentication was valid.
    Orders were unintelligible.

    Orders would cause the extinction of all life one earth, orders would cause the destruction of unit- disregard, orders were physically impossible.

    Because of such, archaeological mission engaged.
    First step: Break antenna
    Second step: proceed to eject unnecessary cargo
    Third step: engage emergency dive mission training scenario
    Fourth step: Proceed to transmit patterned clearance
    Fifth step: Take sub below the safety zone
    Sixth step: Release captain from the brig
    Seventh step: Savage element weed out
    Eighth step: Hole up all civilized
    Ninth Step: break controls through "fixing" radar
    Tenth Step: halt boat
    Final step: Use remnants of boat as cover while firing torpedoes as captain ordered, safely extracting all civilized crew members

    Operative to wait until ship returns to port
    XO still on board- due to mutiny as tactical op with legal argument used to pinpoint captain

    Operative to wait until port is cleared and continue operations for civilization salvation

    Crew members aboard "Atlantis/Pax Connection"

    Since Red October, all members to maintain non-interference. The reason this did not classify as interference was due to situation required to maintain maximum survivability as per Prime Directive.

    Meropis : City of Ocean

    Shaing~gra'la (pathway between) : Nghe-Beyul Khimpalung.={Mt. Sites} : City of Mountains

    Avalon: moving island

    Laputa, Utopia: floating island

    Ur, Babylon: City of Desert wastes

    Tir na nOg: City of Snow

    : City of Rivers

    : City of Jungle

    : City of Rain Forest

    Asphodel: City of Plains

    Xibalba: City of Caves

    Anasazi: City of Plateau

    El Dorado: City of Metal

    Zion: City of Fire

    Nibiru: Space, void

    Nod : City of light, shadow, and darkness

    Eden: City of Man

    taure: City of mini's

    h u : system damaged (innerspace does not have feasible solution)

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  27. Crystal Skull for communication between, i.e. situation that states in need of communication/help.

    How to get there...

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  28. Cities of swamp and oil not mentioned due to belief it is current location...

    Cataclysm designed to maintain life, yes it did cost much- however that is the cycle.

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  29. I am slowly going brain dead.
    I wish I could be placed in a properly advanced society, as this one is stuck in the retro jackass revolutionary rebellion: preferably one controlled by compassionate environmentalists.

    I would also like to press charges for Crime Against Humanity, against wherever it is that I am- due to the amount of diseases I have been forced to contract, and the treatment I have recieved: i.e. not being allowed to work, being accused of a head disease, being put into debt without proper notarization, human trafficking and segregation, environmental damages, and finally the lack of safely consumable products.

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  30. I really hate retro... The artistic style that is...
    sniffer and licker may be ok...

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  31. A spanish fly in an ice-cube, a drink that was far from sweet- ahh new york can it get any uglier. A foolish idea of a deserted isle, SDF quarantined, some sort of new use for a vaporizer, A bicycle forgotten...

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  32. I would take this a lot better, if y'all hadn't lied to and about me.

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  33. y'know there are some things that you shouldn't question, like why the trees are bending, how to build a high-density explosive, and where you actually are.

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  34. I wish i had access to mythological/legendary movies/shows because the crap they watch here is boring as all hell...

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  35. The conclusion i have come to, more people commit suicide because of the frustrating games that they have you play in grade school than for any other reason.

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  36. If you want to know how i figured out the above than go to addicting games dot com and play color physics, between einstein's rubber band theory and betrams coefficient blind people have a hang upon dark matter

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  37. Since the day that they limited my information access.

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  38. Wow, that was weird...
    a strange dream about wal-wart (at least i think it was about walmart)
    a weird happenstance of meeting a kev type indi
    seemed alright, had difficulties moving again

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  39. I still don't want to believe that I was left behind, stupid mink blanket and jealousy- and then some other guy set fire to the house...
    so 3 spatial minutes huh? of which i have used 25% to 35% ... so what to do... they dismissed my application for citizenship...

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  40. i was advised that suicide is the best option...

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  41. There once was a muppet, who shat upon nantucket- for fear that we would corrupt it.

    So in sum, there really is no point to life, just a fallacy of existence, a precious second with a perspicuous perspective

    With all that we know and the technology we can access, a lifetime for a word- a foolish little number in complete reference to choices made from shifts- how to put this into writing, as a choice is made a decision point is altered- through such there is no order to placement, just the learning lies of embracement.

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  42. I would rather destroy the world, then deal with the smell of that sperm infested diseased mango hair care perm solution product- and it has nothing to do with that shitty movie; and everything to do with an evolved sense of smell.

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  44. Yes, I am aware that i have been kidnapped. I am aware that in this situation i should remain cooperative. I am aware that I have no hope of rescue. I am aware that I am living under a stolen identity. I am aware that simply by mentioning this I put my life at risk.

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  45. so mr. howell, are there still milk and raisins in that oatmeal?

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  46. I am still in america, something has gone wrong...

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  47. I refuse to be arrested again except by american g.i.'s (who must be commanded by a dickhead)

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  48. y'know when i proposed a super drug cocktail be administered to the troops... i wasn't quite being serious, i do believe that such use should only be voluntary...

    I do believe that i am supposed to be in the Ante Meridian Emergency Room Intensive Care Administration - as such we are the only people who are employed by international law enforcement...

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  49. you are being tried for humaning a hamster, i remember that damn hamster...

    or was it planting a tree?

    idunno but they are being tried for skullfucking a priest...

    idunno being tried for telling the truth about christmas (presents are brought by santa clause)

    To try: to take one to trial, to press and adjudicate charges against a person


    {hey i would skullfuck a priest, but only if it is a different priest... and only if the priest didnt have a disease... and only if the moon was arisen at midday with jupiter ascendant in a venutian minor... oh and only if the priest were a woman)

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  50. when the police dragged us from our beds in the middle of the night. when the police burned my sister at the stake. when the police doomed me to be tortured.

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  52. My real complaints:
    Dietary: there is no food that isn't poisonous (i.e. the only drinks at restuarants are coffee, alchohol, or soda)(All the food is laced with preservatives)(all the food has some form of chemical treatment, such as being stored in aluminum or plastic)
    Entertainment: I cannot find mythological/fantasy/imaginitive literature or motion pictures, the science fiction is badly done at best
    Education: They will only lie (tell falsehoods) to me
    Governmental: They will arrest me for crimes that i am not committing
    Medical: I have several injuries that they refuse to fix
    Familial: The people here are definately not my family as noted by the literary choices, and by the lack of knowledge or reaction to certain conversational (talking/spoken) ideas (there are some things that they should know that they don't)

    they have threatened me into smoking and drug abuse
    they have raped me, planted evidence upon me, and assaulted both my person and my property
    they continuously accuse me of having a psychiatric disorder

    I know i have been abducted, i know that they are terrorists (as evidenced by plastic housing, food, "entertainment", and the only thing they talk about on the news is criminal activity)

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  53. hey you

    just got back from the liquor store
    6:57 PM
    willing to talk with me for a while

    Cat: Hey!

    of course

    how are you?

    me: doing well, yourself
    6:58 PM
    Cat: oh, all right. tired. work wore me out

    me: having a slight flashback of grade school

    Cat: oh?

    me: doing the can can while singing hi, hello, how are you

    Cat: ?

    me: sorry to hear that hope you feel better
    6:59 PM
    a memory of the woman who i beleive is my real mother

    Cat: oh

    me: she never really grew up and continously had fun

    way before i moved to spain

    after japan

    when i was in florida

    Cat: Florida rocks
    7:00 PM
    me: if you say so

    pensacola was boring and tragic

    les was always at work doing military stuff or carpentry
    7:01 PM
    my mom was barely around

    constantly being deployed

    Cat: see, I only went once

    me: and that was when a lot of court cases were on the tv

    mostly about serial killers

    god i hate the early 1990's
    7:02 PM
    Cat: oh god yes

    me: ?

    Cat: I hated them too

    me: i also remember practicing my letters while watching ALF
    7:03 PM
    i think that is how i set the "context" alphabet

    Cat: I never watched TV back then.

    me: i think we created the idea of tv
    7:04 PM
    and that was when things went wrong

    i distinctly remember lying about one

    but then again the context of it is strange

    being set over the sink to pee seems the likeliest

    Cat: ?
    7:05 PM
    me: brb

    Cat: kk
    7:06 PM
    me: aiight

    Cat: ?

    me: well see there i was walking into the kitchen of this ladies house i must have been like 3 or 4 maybe 5
    7:07 PM
    and saying a response to something like

    "my daddy died in i rack (iraq)"



    "i watched it on the tv

    "

    Cat: wow
    7:08 PM
    me: i swear she heard me say "i have to go pp"

    and set me on the counter

    possibly over the sink

    Cat: ah
    7:09 PM
    me: my earliest memory was around the age of 2 or 3 maybe 4

    Cat: i was all of two, I think

    me: i went to my cubbyhole and found a broken GI Joe (of the orange variety)
    7:10 PM
    i went up to some redhead kid and he decked me

    then a small amount of time passed
    7:11 PM
    and i was standing in the hallway of a school it was kinda yellow coloured

    Cat: nod

    me: and i was holding a woman's hand

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  54. ...
    6 minutes
    7:49 PM
    me: although im not necessarily sure about the fruit
    7:50 PM
    although breathing is something i wasnt going to mention
    40 minutes
    8:30 PM
    me: inhale exhale inhale exhale.... spin the head... use things which bounce

    ok so where was i

    before i got distracted blogging
    8:31 PM
    so after swim class

    I remember trying to swim with the neighbors

    and not being allowed to

    then the discovery of someone elses treehouse
    8:32 PM
    then a sitting on the porch and a white dog approaching

    my parents told me the dog left on a truck

    i think it was put down for worms and rabies
    8:33 PM
    then i jumped off the woodpile

    and kneecaps were installed

    then there was some construction of a trailer

    then we went to new york
    8:34 PM
    and my "grandmother" told me to go out and play

    i was shooting another kid with a super soaker

    and once again was abducted
    8:35 PM
    by "leslie"

    and soon we moved to spain

    causing much drama
    8:36 PM
    but before we left florida

    i was given a bunch of stuff at school like a writing pad
    8:37 PM
    and wrote a letter to someone i hardly knew

    i think it was an apology

    at this point i wasnt sure what was going on
    8:38 PM
    there were some things that i can only guess at

    and i believe the truth will be revealed

    hold up i forgot to mention somethings

    while living in the house with the swimming incident
    8:39 PM
    i remember refusing to clean up my room and being beat to shit/raped because of it
    8:40 PM
    then my toys were given away

    and the only i can remember was a pizza shooter for the ninja turtles
    8:41 PM
    ok back to spain

    i remember going to school
    8:42 PM
    and being put in a "gifted class" which i was kicked out of because while i was carving some intricate design i sliced my arm

    DGF elementary

    i rode a rather nice bus to school everyday

    it had seat belts and cushy seats
    8:43 PM
    in english class i committed my first act of plagiarism by ripping off some movie

    something about ghosts and a bus accident
    8:44 PM
    "the battlefeilds reaked of stench and decay"

    ...

    not sure one day i will find said movie
    8:45 PM
    the greatest thing about spain was coconut icecream which could be bought at a little shop up at the end of the driveway for a buck

    the only other memories i have of school are

    reading instead of playing
    8:46 PM
    the first book in the nonfiction section was about volcanoes

    the first book in the fiction section was "black beauty"

    i read the entire library durring my time there

    my memories of the playground were strange
    8:47 PM
    i remember pulling a girls hair

    tripping a black kid and getting pushed against the railing for it

    and playing tv freeze tag which is weird because there was no tv shows in spain
    8:48 PM
    i remember leaving a card for a girl named amanda

    from a secret admirer

    and a gold necklace
    8:49 PM
    Cat: give me a minute, hon. the computer keeps beeping at me when you post something, and I have to concentrate on the souffle

    me: oh

    Cat: text me instead?

    me: wouldnt that be more distracting?
    8:50 PM
    Cat: less

    the computer is louder

    me: i think i will just keep writing in this box, making it a long note

    Cat: kk
    15 minutes
    9:06 PM
    me: Amanda was my first crush, im not sure if i felt emotional attachment to the girl involved in the swimming incident...

    But after that i was questioned by three girls as to whether i wrote my name in said card... which i did not...

    I am vaguely aware that during shortly before this i was informed of trigonometry... which allowed me to understand the key for new math which is the "Alphabet" i type in....

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  55. previous to spain,,, there was sometime in new york and it was rather strange i remember playing with a bunch of cats in a barn.... previous to everything i have written so far was time in japan which is a clear memory of a pink silo building where i ate fruit loops and watched wrestling... during the time in florida there was something about sitting at a counter and eating spinach...

    Back to spain- i remember getting into trouble for bitching a teacher out when it came to colors... and being taught to write in new math or the roman alphabet--- i also remember my first choice, choosing to be left handed...

    i suddenly realize that i may not be aware of what i am really typing- as such i shall be careful- as there is such a thing as "context" and mathematically overloading a written alphabet... the ideas behind such are rather intriguing...

    anyways... the worst has yet to come...

    please forgive me for i will end this writ with a poem that surmises my worst nightmares...
    9:09 PM
    which will be a while yet...

    the memories of spain are slighly confused as i was traumatized by several severe beatings....

    as for home life there was not much... i remember wetting the bed,,, i remember running away and putting food in my pillowcase

    i didnt play much... i mostly sat in my room and did nothing... occasionally rearraging various figurines which seem to have disappeared with the nerf guns... i remember building a box fortress... i remember my "dad" putting my legos together
    11 minutes
    9:21 PM
    me: before spain i also remember being a hall monitor, and cutting my ear on a water fountain, and stepping on my sister while she masturbating behind the couch, i remember telling my mom that my balls hurt and surgery because of it, i remember that there was a tiger scout meeting...

    back to spain, i remember christmas and getting video games...

    i remember watching the mask in a dream, and my parents telling me that the movie didnt exist, and then 6 months later the movie came out in theaters...

    i know of playing horseshoes and having several hamsters that died...

    i remember wetting the bed after trying to go to sleep and having my nightmares played out in shadows

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  56. i remember being given mud dolls for not wetting the bed...

    i remember sleeping by my parents bed with a butchers kitchen knife

    i remember a party my parents held and shooting "cowboy" with a mini super soaker

    i remember chasing cats, blanco and rookie, with nerf arrows

    i remember being taken into the bathroom while my dad pissed and that the bedeau was missing

    i remember the day my "mom's" mother died

    i remember the funeral in new york, and a jurassic park coffeemug and some boy scout gear

    i remember the plane ride to spain, and that saying yo was very important

    i remember getting off of the plane and throwing up because of mcdonalds eggs... and predicting the collapse of society as we drove home
    24 minutes
    9:45 PM
    me: during spain- i remember being aware of a psychiatrist... and claiming that i was maybe posessed... I remember that there was some sort of word i "invented" psyke....

    i remember being at somebody else's house and eating oatmeal with milk and raisons....

    i remember playing at vicotors who had a dog, i remember following george to computer class, i remember some other kid who had organized their legos i think his name was andy, i remember there being some sort of strange boy scout meeting and finding rookie... i remember passing out at summer daycamp, i remember building cars for the pinewood derby...

    i remember going to summer camp in england and the pool being frozen and having a problem with eating ketchup... i remember hiking in the mountains and finding a heart shaped stone in a cave which became a gutter pipe... - the stone i later gave to you....

    i remember cleaning up for the maid, which makes me think that she was a social worker...

    i remember literally getting the shit beaten out of me for five dollars that i stole....

    i remember paying a high price for some shitty drawings that later became the anime series "dragonball".. stupid bully

    i remember playing horseshoes and squashing a beetle... i remember stripping the clothes off my sisters barbie dolls

    i remember a sleepover that i wasnt allowed to be in the living room for

    i remember a birthday party for me where i knew nobody...

    before spain i remember playing even stevens where i would hang upside down from the monkey bars and drop on my head, i remember getting out of my crib and falling down a flight of stairs... i remember being a little kid and playing doctor and inserting my finger somewhere... i remember going to stevens birthday party... i remember sending a paper doll called steven... i remember not much

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  57. sorry i keep forgetting to hit shift instead of enter...
    9:46 PM
    i remember being a brat

    and those are my memories until middle school
    9:50 PM
    Disturbing Poem:

    First day, they come and catch everyone

    Second day, they beat us and leave some for meat

    Third day, The men are all gnawed on again

    Fourth day, We wait for our fate

    Fifth day, they return and its anothers girl turn
    9:51 PM
    sorry messed that up
    9:54 PM
    Disturbing Poem:

    First day, they come and catch everyone

    Second day, they beat us and leave some for meat

    Third day, The men are all gnawed on again

    Fourth day, We wait and fear for our fate

    Fifth day, they return and its another girls turn

    Sixth day, her screams we hear in our dreams

    Seventh day, She grew as in her mouth they spew

    Eight day, we hated as she is violated

    Ninth day, She grins and devours her kin

    Now she feasts, as she has become the beast



    mine were kinda of sticky from fingerpainting

    then the whole tv thing
    7:12 PM
    a little bit of time after that

    i was sitting in the living room staring at a sword stand

    and then the first woman in my memory was no longer around

    Cat: huh

    me: i dont know what happened to her
    7:13 PM
    all i know is that afterwards

    leslie mark johnson was taking care of me
    7:14 PM
    Cat: huh

    me: its around this point that i start getting confused

    leslie mark johnson is the name of my supposed father

    Cat: i know
    7:15 PM
    me: so why huh?

    Cat: just a thoughtful noise

    me: oh ok

    so time passed

    i grew up

    a little
    7:16 PM
    and i remember court cases being discussed by something which later became a tv

    one sec

    Cat: kk

    me: gotta grab some food
    7:17 PM
    what type of alcohol are you drinking?

    Cat: vodka

    me: hypnotiq
    7:18 PM
    Cat: blech

    me: eh i like it

    no mixer required

    Cat: i'm not mixing -- I'm taking shots

    me: and the cognac sets the flavor of nicely

    yeah

    i cant do that

    always puke
    7:19 PM
    Cat: ah

    back in about half an hour -- gotta make dinner

    me: awww well i will keep typing my memories of childhood

    Cat: kk
    7:22 PM
    me: then we moved

    and i remember my first kiss was in swim class

    although we nearly drowned kissing each other in the pool
    10 minutes
    7:33 PM
    me: there are some things that i haven chosen to forget

    probably because creative discipline

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  58. didnt work
    7:34 PM
    and getting hit corrupted me
    7:38 PM
    i dont deserve to live here, because the majority wish to live in a peaceful society... because there are no others like me... because this world deserves better than humanity... because humans have failed to rise above the challenge- while animals have succeeded

    ....
    7:39 PM
    dont take that the wrong way, but civilization must stop
    7:40 PM
    society must become something more, and as such only harmony can be preserved
    7:41 PM
    a harmonic society does not evolve out of freedom nor of liberty
    7:42 PM
    there will be only lies of truth and justice until humanity has forgotten the negative ideals
    7:43 PM
    which is impossible due to the requirements which are necessary to survive- eating, communicating, and fruit which is light blue

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